>Texting my friend
>She's a huge whore
>Let's call her "Derpette"
>Here's how it went
>Derpette: I just got out the shower(;
>Me: Haha, that's hot
>Derpette: I'm really horny for some reason(;
>Me: Well you just got out of the shower, so of course you're hot and wet lol
>Derpette: What would you do to me if you were here?(;
>Me: You know what, send me a picture of your tits and I will gladly tell you.
>Derpette: Uh, no.
>Me: Well you're degrading yourself either way, so why not?
>Derpette: I don't want to end up like Amanda Todd..
>Me: Then use Oxi Clean.
>That's when she stopped replying.