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    Take slenderman
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    promote lenderman to consultant, now he's recommenderman
    make him french, now he's surrenderman
    make him Scientologist, now he's pretenderman
    give him 'Physics for Dummies' now he's comprehenderman
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    enter him in a competition, now he's contenderman
    turn him into a strainer, now he's colenderman
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    Make him a character on Futurama, now he's Benderman
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    Put him on a diet, now he is Slenderman
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