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Take slenderman
put him in a bank, now he's lenderman
promote lenderman to consultant, now he's recommenderman
make him french, now he's surrenderman
make him Scientologist, now he's pretenderman
give him 'Physics for Dummies' now he's comprehenderman
give him sex hormones, now he's genderman
have him make fun of people, now he's offenderman
enter him in a competition, now he's contenderman
turn him into a strainer, now he's colenderman
when he has mail he needs delivered, now he's senderman
ask him for a smoothie, now he's blenderman
ask him the date, now he's callenderman
cover him in gold, now he's splenderman
give him a creditcard, now he's spenderman
make him a doctor, now he's menderman
if he stretches something, now he's extenderman
if he sells liquor, now he's bartenderman
if he sells fast food, now he's chicken tenderman
send him to heaven, now he's ascenderman
if he compliments your work, now he's commenderman
give him an alternative to a belt, now he's suspenderman
turn him into a higher state of being, now he's transenderman
put him in an adult diaper, now he's dependerman
make him amiable, now he's befrienderman