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User avatar #11 - finishhimlarry (10/13/2012) [-]
>16
>Parent grounds you for watching porn
>Surprised you're watching porn

ParentsInDenial.png
#17 - siberiantigershark (10/14/2012) [-]
>be in military school   
>friend is a girl   
>comes in my room and wakes me up from my nap   
>sits down and starts talking   
>knock on door   
>			****		   
>not supposed to have girls in your room   
>i'm in my boxers   
>she hides behind door, I open it   
>officer wants to look at my room   
>he comes in looks around   
>sees her   
>looks at me   
>thinks we were having sex   
>demerits, restriction, marching tours   
>in trouble for having sex   
>never had sex
>be in military school
>friend is a girl
>comes in my room and wakes me up from my nap
>sits down and starts talking
>knock on door
> ****
>not supposed to have girls in your room
>i'm in my boxers
>she hides behind door, I open it
>officer wants to look at my room
>he comes in looks around
>sees her
>looks at me
>thinks we were having sex
>demerits, restriction, marching tours
>in trouble for having sex
>never had sex
User avatar #25 to #17 - swimmingprodigy (10/14/2012) [-]
at least your reputation amongst the guys went up cuz they think you were gettin some of dat ass.
#4 - erbos (10/13/2012) [-]
Maybe you were browsing 			****		 content on FJ...
Maybe you were browsing **** content on FJ...
#77 to #4 - Riyaaq (10/14/2012) [-]
And how are the bags floating when they are full of water?
And how are the bags floating when they are full of water?
#13 to #4 - Riyaaq (10/14/2012) [-]
Why doesn't the blow-fish just expand and pierce through the bag, then the others'?
Why doesn't the blow-fish just expand and pierce through the bag, then the others'?
#29 to #13 - grandterskrasao ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]
he did that a few seconds before this scene...

it didnt work.
User avatar #52 to #29 - danniegurl (10/14/2012) [-]
but he did that in the center of the bag, not close to the edge, where it would make the bag pop
#8 - dingojohn (10/13/2012) [-]
>no computer for a month

How did you post this ?
User avatar #26 to #8 - swimmingprodigy (10/14/2012) [-]
>implying smartphones dont exist
>implying he's not using he sister's/mom's/dad's/school's computer
>implying his mother did anything except just SAY "no computer" but he still goes on anyway
User avatar #40 to #26 - antowon (10/14/2012) [-]
>implying that maybe he posted this after the month was over
User avatar #42 to #40 - swimmingprodigy (10/14/2012) [-]
>implying his whole story isn't made up
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User avatar #34 to #33 - swimmingprodigy (10/14/2012) [-]
>implying his mom can police him all the time, even at school
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User avatar #37 to #35 - swimmingprodigy (10/14/2012) [-]
well u did it too
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User avatar #39 to #38 - swimmingprodigy (10/14/2012) [-]
ya if it annoys you, you should stop. i did
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User avatar #59 to #41 - wastelandgunner ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]
>Implying that >implying means >implying >implying >implying
User avatar #68 to #59 - iamthatoneguy (10/14/2012) [-]
>implying implications
User avatar #9 to #8 - grahamernazi (10/13/2012) [-]
Well, he apparently JUST got back from his grounding.
#31 to #8 - mcshmeggy (10/14/2012) [-]
what if   
okay hear me out   
what if   
you guys   
what if this didnt happen recently and hes telling us a story
what if
okay hear me out
what if
you guys
what if this didnt happen recently and hes telling us a story
User avatar #5 - temporalguardian ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
and of course you were too stupid to show her your browser history, since on the top of the list is would only be fj posts
User avatar #6 to #5 - theannoyingFJguy (10/13/2012) [-]
that's not a good idea...
User avatar #7 to #6 - temporalguardian ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
if you were browsing funnyjunk for a long time then the entire list of the browser history would appear to only be funnyjunk, i doubt you wanan show the entire list, but if it wasa long time then there is no danger of showing the history.
#55 - jellyman (10/14/2012) [-]
11th grade last year
Doing homework on the computer and on the interwebs at the same time
Dad comes over to see if I'm actually doing my homework
OH ****
Quickly click on Microsoft word before dad arrives
Dad takes the mouse from me
He clicks on Internet explorer instead of google chrome
He leaves
Google chrome saved my live
mfw
User avatar #61 - awesomenessdefined (10/14/2012) [-]
It's absolutely amazing that OP kept this in his mind for a month. I forget something I want to tell someone if I wait for more than an hour. Sometimes even ten minutes.
#66 to #61 - zsabber (10/14/2012) [-]
two mins is my max. You must have some iron memory
User avatar #67 to #66 - awesomenessdefined (10/14/2012) [-]
I have to write it down on my hand.
#2 - retrochris (10/13/2012) [-]
Just show her the chronic.

Or in case you're like me better accept it...
#69 - snajdor (10/14/2012) [-]
mfw my mom comes into my room while im watching porn
mfw my mom comes into my room while im watching porn
#65 - douchestolemyname (10/14/2012) [-]
AH HA!, I caught you! Son, come to my room now!
User avatar #23 - awesomeruben (10/14/2012) [-]
Why dont you just show her your history?
#21 - jokersaysamuseme (10/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #22 to #21 - jokersaysamuseme (10/14/2012) [-]
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#73 - lazaman (10/14/2012) [-]
>Masturbating.
>Dad comes in.
>"Oh sorry, I should have knocked"

Mfw my folks dont give a **** .
User avatar #72 - potrsr (10/14/2012) [-]
OP you have stupid mom. Show her your history (be brave) and tell her your like her aka not so nouty
User avatar #70 - fukkentyranitar ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]
Show her the history.
#64 - grimmwaters ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #60 - masdercheef (10/14/2012) [-]
>open Chrome up again
>click "Recently Closed"
>Problem solved
#44 - twatdestroyerr (10/14/2012) [-]
**twatdestroyerr rolls 213**
Moral of the story, never leave funnyjunk.
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