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Submitted: 10/13/2012
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#8 - dingojohn (10/13/2012) [+] (14 replies)
>no computer for a month

How did you post this ?
#31 to #8 - mcshmeggy (10/14/2012) [-]
what if   
okay hear me out   
what if   
you guys   
what if this didnt happen recently and hes telling us a story
what if
okay hear me out
what if
you guys
what if this didnt happen recently and hes telling us a story
#4 - erbos (10/13/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Maybe you were browsing NSFW content on FJ...
Maybe you were browsing NSFW content on FJ...
#13 to #4 - Riyaaq (10/14/2012) [-]
Why doesn't the blow-fish just expand and pierce through the bag, then the others'?
Why doesn't the blow-fish just expand and pierce through the bag, then the others'?
User avatar #11 - finishhimlarry (10/13/2012) [-]
>16
>Parent grounds you for watching porn
>Surprised you're watching porn

ParentsInDenial.png
#17 - siberiantigershark (10/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>be in military school   
>friend is a girl   
>comes in my room and wakes me up from my nap   
>sits down and starts talking   
>knock on door   
>						****					   
>not supposed to have girls in your room   
>i'm in my boxers   
>she hides behind door, I open it   
>officer wants to look at my room   
>he comes in looks around   
>sees her   
>looks at me   
>thinks we were having sex   
>demerits, restriction, marching tours   
>in trouble for having sex   
>never had sex
>be in military school
>friend is a girl
>comes in my room and wakes me up from my nap
>sits down and starts talking
>knock on door
> ****
>not supposed to have girls in your room
>i'm in my boxers
>she hides behind door, I open it
>officer wants to look at my room
>he comes in looks around
>sees her
>looks at me
>thinks we were having sex
>demerits, restriction, marching tours
>in trouble for having sex
>never had sex
User avatar #5 - temporalguardian ONLINE (10/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
and of course you were too stupid to show her your browser history, since on the top of the list is would only be fj posts
User avatar #61 - awesomenessdefined (10/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
It's absolutely amazing that OP kept this in his mind for a month. I forget something I want to tell someone if I wait for more than an hour. Sometimes even ten minutes.
#2 - retrochris (10/13/2012) [-]
Just show her the chronic.

Or in case you're like me better accept it...
#69 - snajdor (10/14/2012) [-]
mfw my mom comes into my room while im watching porn
mfw my mom comes into my room while im watching porn
#65 - douchestolemyname (10/14/2012) [-]
AH HA!, I caught you! Son, come to my room now!
#55 - jellyman (10/14/2012) [-]
11th grade last year
Doing homework on the computer and on the interwebs at the same time
Dad comes over to see if I'm actually doing my homework
OH ****
Quickly click on Microsoft word before dad arrives
Dad takes the mouse from me
He clicks on Internet explorer instead of google chrome
He leaves
Google chrome saved my live
mfw
User avatar #32 - herefortheporno (10/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)
If I ever had a kid, I wouldn't stop him from looking at porn. I'd just tell him to be careful for spam and ********** links and that I'm not paying for **** .
User avatar #53 to #36 - robotvoice (10/14/2012) [-]
......what would be the problem with gay porn?
User avatar #23 - awesomeruben ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]
Why dont you just show her your history?
#21 - jokersaysamuseme (10/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**jokersaysamuseme rolled a random image posted in comment #88 at Pill's **
User avatar #60 - masdercheef ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]
>open Chrome up again
>click "Recently Closed"
>Problem solved
#44 - twatdestroyerr (10/14/2012) [-]
** ************** rolls 213**
Moral of the story, never leave funnyjunk.
User avatar #24 - mrjweezy (10/14/2012) [-]
all the time
but with firefox
User avatar #20 - petard (10/14/2012) [-]
What kind of mother forbids her child to choke the smurf in proper conditions? She is the reincarnation of Gargamel the evil bastard!
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