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i wish this wasn't OC

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Submitted: 09/24/2012
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#4 - remmyd (09/24/2012) [-]
What could've happened to mom had she arrived a little sooner.
What could've happened to mom had she arrived a little sooner.
#1 - analsurgery (09/24/2012) [-]
You forgot the pinkie!
#3 - aidanwalkero (09/24/2012) [-]
10/10 thank you op.
#6 - nicktheslayer (09/25/2012) [-]
Something similar had happened to me. I was slicing jalapeƱos for a snack. I had washed my hands, so i believed i was fine, but later that night, I started beating off. (Xnxx, not Redtube) I start feeling this warm sensation, and it turns me on, and I mean damn, I've never been this hard before, it was wonderful! But suddenly i realized.. it wasn't going to stop. It hadn't gotten into the tip, the **** was seeping into my skin! Eventually my dick had turned itself into a fiery hot rod of crisped flesh, and i cried out. I clasped my mouth shut, i couldn't yell, i needed to be quiet. My parents were asleep in the next room. I got up, danced around a bit and thought. Milk! I waddled into the kitchen, grabbed a glass of milk, and went into the bathroom. I climbed onto the sink, and poured the milk over my dick, hoping for sweet relief, but it did nothing for me. I continued to use the cup to apply cold water directly to the burned area, until my cock went numb. I crawled back into my room, and i went to bed. My dick itched all the next day. Haven't touched jalapeƱos since.
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#8 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** Comment deleted by Abandoned [-]
#7 - lolwutthef (09/25/2012) [-]
i sometimes wonder how many people have weird stories like this
Awkward story thread?
User avatar #5 - spawnconnery ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
My brother put hot sauce on his dick once. On purpose.
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