!! "People I Can Do Without":!!
· Guys in their 50s named "Skip."
· A proctologist with poor depth perception.
· An airline pilot who has on two different shoes.
· A pimp who drives a Toyota Corolla.
· A gynecologist who wants my wife to have 3 or 4 drinks before the examination.
· Anyone who mentions Jesus more than 300 times in a 2-minute conversation.
· A dentist with blood in his hair.
· A funeral director who says, "Hope to see you folks again real soon."
· A Boy Scout master who owns a dildo shop.
· People who actually know the 2nd verse to the Star Spangled Banner.
· Any lawyer who refers to the police as 'The Federales.'
· A cross-eyed nun with a bullwhip and a bottle of gin.
· Couples whose childrens' names all start with the same initial.
· A man in a hospital gown directing traffic.
· A waitress with a visible infection on her serving hand.
· Guys who wear the same underwear until it begins to cut off the circulation to their feet.