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#38 - ironfist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #39 to #38 - PartyPanda (09/14/2012) [-]
I just shat myself laughing.
Ohgawd, why can't I stahp?
#130 to #38 - masterboll (09/14/2012) [-]
i like where this is going...
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#314 to #38 - thesilverpanther **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#266 to #141 - funmanigro (09/15/2012) [-]
better resolution
User avatar #502 to #141 - kamehamehanurd (09/15/2012) [-]
Now what should I wear to their concert/movie. Crocks, or should I throw on a pair of socks and go in my sandals?
#66 to #38 - tippidyt (09/14/2012) [-]
Fo shizzle!
#62 to #38 - John Cena (09/14/2012) [-]
50 shades of cage
#42 to #38 - antiherojoshua (09/14/2012) [-]
You sir are a gentleman and a scholar
#504 to #42 - bluelightbebop (09/15/2012) [-]
OH GOD THAT HULK.
#19 - mikepetru (09/14/2012) [-]
On the premiere date, there should be fap flash mobs in every theater showing 50 shades. Imagine being a woman going to see an erotic tale of romance and 20 minutes in you start hearing hearing the orgasmic moans of every man around you. You try to leave and the biggest, fattest, hairiest fappers are blocking the exit. " THERE IS NO ESCAPE. THE FAPPENING HAS BEGUN."
#65 to #19 - John Cena (09/14/2012) [-]
I was considering leaving it at 50 thumbs up for the symbolism. But I had to thumb that. Well done
User avatar #259 to #19 - trojanmannn (09/15/2012) [-]
20 minutes...?
#265 to #259 - mikepetru (09/15/2012) [-]
at least let the audience get a taste of what they paid for before they are thrust into a nightmare the likes of which no amount of therapy could fix.
#324 to #19 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (09/15/2012) [-]
Oh god I 			******		 lol'd
Oh god I ****** lol'd
User avatar #97 to #19 - iphoneguy (09/14/2012) [-]
this can't be fappening
#54 to #19 - thekeldog (09/14/2012) [-]
<the their faces after
#53 to #19 - gongthehawkeye (09/14/2012) [-]
I 			*******		 lost it at &quot;The fappening&quot;
I ******* lost it at "The fappening"
User avatar #40 to #34 - massekor (09/14/2012) [-]
i swear to god that was my face when i read it
#169 to #40 - John Cena (09/15/2012) [-]
>when I read it
Why would you read it?
#5 - lolollo ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
If they make a movie out of this, I want every guy on this website to vow to see it and be as obnoxious as physically possible throughout.  This may be the only time it's socially acceptable for porn to be shown in theaters, we only have one shot.
If they make a movie out of this, I want every guy on this website to vow to see it and be as obnoxious as physically possible throughout. This may be the only time it's socially acceptable for porn to be shown in theaters, we only have one shot.
User avatar #20 to #5 - YllekNayr (09/14/2012) [-]
"Deep Throat" was porn
User avatar #25 to #20 - lightarcanine (09/14/2012) [-]
And Piranha 3D
#7 - zakvanloocke (09/14/2012) [-]
&lt;---- Plot line of 50 shades of grey
<---- Plot line of 50 shades of grey
#374 - twatmissile (09/15/2012) [-]
**twatmissile rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at Bitches **
nope, sorry.
<-- this will be taking over the role of being bound, gagged and abused in 50 shades of grey.
#375 to #374 - austenlicky ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
oh god
#376 to #374 - nasiristhebomb (09/15/2012) [-]
**nasiristhebomb rolled a random image posted in comment #280 at Juice ** mfw
#414 to #374 - danyoung (09/15/2012) [-]
**danyoung rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Happens To Me All The Time ** Sweet roll, take this.
#396 to #374 - mariasaturnina (09/15/2012) [-]
Why...why would you say that?
#8 - jcllcj (09/14/2012) [-]
Get it narrated by Gilbert Gottfried and you will have the greatest movie of the century
Get it narrated by Gilbert Gottfried and you will have the greatest movie of the century
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#35 to #24 - TheAnonymousRebel **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #51 to #35 - heartlessrobot (09/14/2012) [-]
Or cr1tiKal.
User avatar #162 to #51 - whitsoxrule (09/14/2012) [-]
Oh my god I would pay unreasonably large sums of money to see that
User avatar #487 to #35 - ishouldplayzelda (09/15/2012) [-]
or digit from cyberspace
User avatar #76 to #8 - pineappleninja (09/14/2012) [-]
holy **** i just sauced that youtube video

/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA&noredirect=1

BUT, WHEN HE HITS MY CLITORIS!
User avatar #18 to #8 - attifyon (09/14/2012) [-]
Century?
Bitch are you serious? That **** would be brilliant;
The story would be romantic for women, and horrifying for men.
Everyone loves Emma Watson.
Glibert Gottfried would make the movie 1000 times more entertaining.
All it would need is a LoTR-scale adventure, and that movie would be everything a human could possibly want.
User avatar #23 to #22 - attifyon (09/14/2012) [-]
I'm callingyou a bitch...


















bitch
#417 to #18 - John Cena (09/15/2012) [-]
I'd like to point out that I do not love Emma Watson. And I do not find her attractive. At all.
The hype around her is stupid. I hate it when people act like she's one of the most attractive people ever. She's ugly. I also haven't watched past the second Harry Potter movie, so I have no reason to really care for her. It's not like she's the best actor or anything.

Believe it or not, I am not a troll. I am speaking from legitimacy. I find her ugly and haven't watched all of Harry Potter. Sue me. Over react like everyone else does. I didn't find the movies entertaining enough. I don't find her NEARLY as attractive as people say she is. Deal with it. Have a lovely day, haters.
User avatar #351 to #4 - raidertrolls (09/15/2012) [-]
even better idea
#352 to #4 - youcame (09/15/2012) [-]
I watched that for like, an hour and 15 minutes straight. Lol
#394 - tommythek (09/15/2012) [-]
I can't wait until they make a porno parody of it called "50 Shades of Sasha Grey"
User avatar #229 - juanbalcknwhite (09/15/2012) [-]
sasha grey is perfect for the part. not only is she into that **** , but coincidentally her name is sashe "GREY"
User avatar #246 to #229 - juanbalcknwhite (09/15/2012) [-]
took me 18 minutes to see i misspelled her name at the end. who the **** is sashe?
#181 - frienderman (09/15/2012) [-]
50 Shades of Grey is just a script to porn
User avatar #207 to #181 - Timmietim (09/15/2012) [-]
And it would be worth the 10 eu to go if she is in it.
#211 to #181 - drmrniceguy (09/15/2012) [-]
MFW Forest Gump is my favorite (and the best) movie of all time.
MFW Forest Gump is my favorite (and the best) movie of all time.
User avatar #80 - pmadeira (09/14/2012) [-]
lead roles by nicolas cage
directed by michael bay
sound effects by nickelback
sponsors IE9 and crocs


10/10 would watch
User avatar #100 to #80 - malacyman (09/14/2012) [-]
other than IE9 and nicholas cage, that wouldn't be too bad. Nickelback is good, and croc's are comfortable but they look queerer that 2 gay dudes ******* on a rainbow
User avatar #108 to #100 - ariakon (09/14/2012) [-]
If you're wondering about all the red thumbs, it definitely wasn't cause you said Nickelback is good. It was probably cause FJ loves Crocs... Yup, that's what it is.
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#275 to #108 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #413 to #100 - amidgetwalrus (09/15/2012) [-]
THumbed for the crocs part.
User avatar #326 to #80 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (09/15/2012) [-]
Then EA will come out with a video game about it.
#36 - kinglybotman (09/14/2012) [-]
Emma Watson on Modesty,

"I find the whole concept of being ‘sexy’ embarrassing and confusing. If I do an interview with photographs people desperately want to change me – dye my hair blonder, pluck my eyebrows, give me a fringe. Then there’s the choice of clothes. I know everyone wants a picture of me in a mini-skirt. But that’s not me. I feel uncomfortable. I’d never go out in a mini-skirt. It’s nothing to do with protecting the Hermione image. I wouldn’t do that. Personally, I don’t actually think it’s even that sexy. What’s sexy about saying, ‘I’m here with my boobs out and a short skirt, have a look at everything I’ve got?’ My idea of sexy is that less is more. The less you reveal the more people can wonder."

Sorry guys, doesnt look lie it's in the cards.
#163 to #36 - haveagoodone (09/14/2012) [-]
guessing this is a fake then :(
#239 to #36 - asongulol (09/15/2012) [-]
Don't get too excited. That's not her areola. That's a plasticy shield reportedly called a “nipple daisy.”
User avatar #37 to #36 - GmCity (09/14/2012) [-]
so she will spend half the movie teasing us, and then a stand in for the body shots, even better
User avatar #77 to #36 - ninjaspartan (09/14/2012) [-]
That's why muslim women are the sexiest women in the world.
User avatar #44 to #36 - BrotherDeath ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
I can see where she's coming from with the "less is more" thing; imho, a hot girl wearing some slightly figure-revealing clothes is better than full-on nudity.

Then again, this is the Internet, and I'm not allowed to voice my opinions.
#370 to #367 - CisForCookie (09/15/2012) [-]
**CisForCookie rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Stupid Penguin ** apparently OP 			******		 up
**CisForCookie rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Stupid Penguin ** apparently OP ****** up
#372 to #367 - messager (09/15/2012) [-]
YES
YES
User avatar #369 to #367 - ravarshi (09/15/2012) [-]
i think i would still pay to watch miranda cosgrove get gagged, ****** and dominated...
User avatar #399 to #367 - malevolentspoon (09/15/2012) [-]
OH DEAR GOD

Miranda Cosgrove bound gagged and ***************** , absolutely.

Miranda Cosgrove bound gagged and ***************** by Nicholas Cage, that's... uhm... I can't even... just... HOLY ****
User avatar #112 - tommycallahan (09/14/2012) [-]
Narrated by Gilbert Gottfried.
User avatar #131 to #112 - randomserb (09/14/2012) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #146 to #112 - whitsoxrule (09/14/2012) [-]
Didn't Tosh make that video?
#93 - realvegzillar (09/14/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#325 - superunclesam (09/15/2012) [-]
I said I'd never have anything to do with this 50 Shades of Grey **** , but this post has made me a liar.
#328 to #325 - superunclesam (09/15/2012) [-]
Then I looked it up and dammit OP.   
Dammit...
Then I looked it up and dammit OP.
Dammit...
#212 - Biomortia (09/15/2012) [-]
It would be a disgrace to watch an actress of her caliber, act in such a generic, pitiful, disgusting, and idiotic excuse for a story. That book is wrong on so many levels and it will need equally pathetic actors to portray such narrow-minded characters to their equally facsimile audience.
#285 to #212 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (09/15/2012) [-]
Still would masturbate to her in a ****** movie

mike
User avatar #226 to #212 - kanatana ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
Didn't Daniel Ratcliff appear on stage, naked, with a ******* horse?
#272 to #226 - brenton (09/15/2012) [-]
Are you really comparing Equus to Fifty Shades of Grey? Seriously?
User avatar #278 to #272 - kanatana ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
Just saying, if Emma's gonna do something in the buff, it might as well be something like this. Have you ever read 50 Shades? I read a few chapters... it's surprisingly hot.

Don't judge me.
User avatar #365 to #278 - sacredmagic (09/15/2012) [-]
Hot, yes, respectful towards women...it's something of a grey area.
#513 to #365 - John Cena (09/20/2012) [-]
pun intended
User avatar #231 to #226 - dengekisushi (09/15/2012) [-]
But that's Daniel Radcliffe, not Emma Watson.
User avatar #232 to #231 - kanatana ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
If I have to watch Harry Potter molest a horse, I can watch Hermione in leather.
User avatar #467 to #232 - Biomortia (09/15/2012) [-]
I've read the books. She wont be in leather, 50 Shades of Grey was and IS a twilight fanfiction. You're basically asking Emma Watson to star in Twilight the Porno.
User avatar #238 to #226 - smittdawg (09/15/2012) [-]
Wait, when did this happen?
User avatar #230 to #226 - ponyoctavia (09/15/2012) [-]
Where and when did that happen?
User avatar #217 to #212 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/15/2012) [-]
My main gripe is that it will be frustrating not being able to fap whilst watching it, due to being in a crowded cinema.
User avatar #79 - iamnits (09/14/2012) [-]
I heard it was Emma Stone
User avatar #82 to #79 - heroicnapkin (09/14/2012) [-]
Shes pretteh ****** hot too!
#186 to #82 - vaskaduzea (09/15/2012) [-]
IMO she is hotter than watson
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