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Submitted: 09/12/2012
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#4 - tolnes (09/12/2012) [-]
I was expecting him to punch her or something, but the ending was much better.
I was expecting him to punch her or something, but the ending was much better.
#488 to #4 - oliphan ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
I expected them to 			****		...
I expected them to **** ...
#95 to #4 - tripscausedthis (09/13/2012) [-]
same
are we terribly angry people or just stupid for assuming he was going to punch her in the face?
#155 to #95 - tolnes (09/13/2012) [-]
yes, we are the bad persons on the internet.
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#1 - lonemercenary **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#127 to #1 - robbstarkdies (09/13/2012) [-]
Tyrion kills Tywin and his former Lover Shae. Robb Stark is murdered by Walder Frey. Arya becomes a blind assassin who uses her wolf to see. Sansa is still a useless cunt.
#200 to #127 - iamnewhere (09/13/2012) [-]
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DON'T READ THE COMMENT I REPLIED TO.
IT CONTAINS MASSIVE GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS.
DON'T EVEN READ HIS USERNAME.


This won't matter if you've read the books though.

Carry on.
User avatar #303 to #200 - theannoyingFJguy (09/13/2012) [-]
"don't read his username"
*instantly read username
User avatar #395 to #200 - xacuop (09/13/2012) [-]
the **** ? I thumb that spoiler comment down and it is shown to me
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#512 to #395 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#501 to #200 - annaisocoolike (09/13/2012) [-]
thankyou on so many levels   
have a got gif and a hug
thankyou on so many levels
have a got gif and a hug
#627 to #501 - anon (09/13/2012) [-]
robbstarkdies
#362 to #127 - kaboomz ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
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#301 to #127 - hoykun (09/13/2012) [-]
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User avatar #323 to #301 - sirmatthew (09/13/2012) [-]
Whenever i see that gif i imagine Jack (Captain Jack, mind you) is spraying 5 star hot sauce into his mouth
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#511 to #127 - souldere **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#545 to #127 - zakvanloocke (09/13/2012) [-]
Man, such a dick move.  I've read the books and knew this but way to earn asshole of the month.     
I hope one day, you love something so much, and I will be there, to steal it away from you.  Just like you did for the people who were looking forward to reading/watching the rest of the series.  In case you were wondering, that's a Cersei Lannister quote 			************		.   
   
Burn in hell, you scabies covered 			****		 stain on the leopard print thong of society
Man, such a dick move. I've read the books and knew this but way to earn asshole of the month.
I hope one day, you love something so much, and I will be there, to steal it away from you. Just like you did for the people who were looking forward to reading/watching the rest of the series. In case you were wondering, that's a Cersei Lannister quote ************ .

Burn in hell, you scabies covered **** stain on the leopard print thong of society
#401 to #127 - anon (09/13/2012) [-]
I mean, i dont want to go alllllllll hate'n here, but man, **** you
#479 to #127 - blilieboy (09/13/2012) [-]
I swear to god, i will hunt you down and murder your entire family
User avatar #349 to #127 - dashdashdash (09/13/2012) [-]
FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK YYYYYOOOOOOUUUUU
#613 to #127 - briicrasher (09/13/2012) [-]
Send me a postcard from hell you ass.
User avatar #367 to #127 - bluename (09/13/2012) [-]
I've never read or watched Game of Thrones, I have no idea what you're talking about, but dude. That's still a dick head move.
#549 to #127 - anon (09/13/2012) [-]
it's funny because the show's creators have already said that the show will stop following the books as closely as it has over the first 2 seasons for the rest of the series. you've only spoiled the books for those who are reading them, which is a much smaller demographic.
#352 to #127 - anon (09/13/2012) [-]
Omg, u r so awesum XDDDDDD!
I lov u!!!! :*****
Whats ur post adress??? :DDDD
SO I CAN ******* KILL YOU!!!

I've already read the books, so no spoilers, but I can imagine the pain of having such things spoiled.
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User avatar #496 to #326 - phanact (09/13/2012) [-]
retard pothead
#9 - stianx ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
That is singelhandedly the most unfunny, fantastic joke I've ever read! Well done!
Have a thumb
#325 to #9 - anon (09/13/2012) [-]
Too bad it wasn't him who made it.

/r/AskReddit/comments/zrotp/whatsthebestcleanjokeyouknow/
#10 to #9 - stianx ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
Also, I expect this to be on the frontpage tomorrow, because it's pure magic.
#115 - hotgog (09/13/2012) [-]
Once someone told me this joke, but it took him about 10 minutes. He basically narrated a man's eating experiences at a hotel. ex:day 1 he wants some steak so he goes to the steak line, day 2 he wants salad so he goes to the salad line. etc. Yeah, so he did that for about 10 minutes and at the end - "the man wants some punch, but there was no punchline".

>mfw
#5 - worldofwarcraftdog ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
whenever i read a post like this i imagine someone in the FJ community starting the slow clap....and everyone starts clapping until its a thunderous roar........you've just got to stand in awe of such comedic genius
whenever i read a post like this i imagine someone in the FJ community starting the slow clap....and everyone starts clapping until its a thunderous roar........you've just got to stand in awe of such comedic genius
User avatar #57 to #5 - kittenmittons (09/13/2012) [-]
too bad its not OC
#27 to #5 - comicallotus (09/13/2012) [-]
the thunderous roar will be front page
the thunderous roar will be front page
#400 - iambatmanloljk (09/13/2012) [-]
clean joke on the FJ community?
#402 to #400 - iambatmanloljk (09/13/2012) [-]
loved it none the less though
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#438 to #434 - phoenixflamea (09/13/2012) [-]
I ran out...
I ran out...
#446 to #438 - sexypandas (09/13/2012) [-]
here, have a classic
#56 - letmetellyouastory (09/13/2012) [-]
It's so simple, but I didn't expect it.
#388 - beeradthelaw (09/13/2012) [-]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!
User avatar #382 - synapse (09/13/2012) [-]
This was a waste of my life.
User avatar #404 to #382 - Cainamogel (09/13/2012) [-]
True, but then what isn't on FJ?
#204 - Kellanved (09/13/2012) [-]
MFW when I read it as 'takes his girlfriend to the *porn*'


...... **** you brain.
User avatar #205 to #204 - areyoureadingthis (09/13/2012) [-]
You are not the only one....
User avatar #206 to #205 - ThaJewBoy (09/13/2012) [-]
Nope....
User avatar #220 to #206 - thebukman (09/13/2012) [-]
Not alone at all... It would have been a lot more fun, though..
User avatar #215 to #206 - minatsuki (09/13/2012) [-]
i did that too
#380 - matuxas (09/13/2012) [-]
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#23 - thisnick (09/13/2012) [-]
Think this is going to be a pretty generic comic.   
   
Get close to the end, think the thumbs are mistaken.   
   
Reach the end.   
   
mfw
Think this is going to be a pretty generic comic.

Get close to the end, think the thumbs are mistaken.

Reach the end.

mfw
#480 - lucaa (09/13/2012) [-]
+3
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#464 - bossauce (09/13/2012) [-]
MFW the lack of a punchline is the punchline
MFW the lack of a punchline is the punchline
#368 - sheperdofthestars (09/13/2012) [-]
Totally thought the girl was gonna turn out to be a whore. Way to throw me a curveball, OP. Greenthumb for you.
Totally thought the girl was gonna turn out to be a whore. Way to throw me a curveball, OP. Greenthumb for you.
#78 - murakumo (09/13/2012) [-]
Oh the joy
#579 - cbartol (09/13/2012) [-]
I read "porn" instead of "prom".
#344 - sirspam (09/13/2012) [-]
OUT OF NOWHERE
#332 - doritomonster (09/13/2012) [-]
Oh my nipples, that was amazing.
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