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#1 - lonemercenary **User deleted account**
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#127 to #1 - robbstarkdies
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(09/13/2012) [-]
Tyrion kills Tywin and his former Lover Shae. Robb Stark is murdered by Walder Frey. Arya becomes a blind assassin who uses her wolf to see. Sansa is still a useless cunt.
#200 to #127 - iamnewhere
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(09/13/2012) [-]
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DON'T READ THE COMMENT I REPLIED TO.
IT CONTAINS MASSIVE GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS.
DON'T EVEN READ HIS USERNAME.


This won't matter if you've read the books though.

Carry on.
#303 to #200 - theannoyingFJguy
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(09/13/2012) [-]
"don't read his username"
*instantly read username
#395 to #200 - xacuop
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(09/13/2012) [-]
the ****? I thumb that spoiler comment down and it is shown to me
#512 to #395 - itsmypenis **User deleted account**
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#501 to #200 - annaisocoolike
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(09/13/2012) [-]
thankyou on so many levels   
have a got gif and a hug
thankyou on so many levels
have a got gif and a hug
#627 to #501 - anon
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robbstarkdies
#301 to #127 - hoykun
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Comment Picture
#323 to #301 - sirmatthew
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(09/13/2012) [-]
Whenever i see that gif i imagine Jack (Captain Jack, mind you) is spraying 5 star hot sauce into his mouth
#362 to #127 - kaboomz ONLINE
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#511 to #127 - souldere **User deleted account**
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#545 to #127 - zakvanloocke
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(09/13/2012) [-]
Man, such a dick move.  I've read the books and knew this but way to earn asshole of the month.     
I hope one day, you love something so much, and I will be there, to steal it away from you.  Just like you did for the people who were looking forward to reading/watching the rest of the series.  In case you were wondering, that's a Cersei Lannister quote ************.   
   
Burn in hell, you scabies covered **** stain on the leopard print thong of society
Man, such a dick move. I've read the books and knew this but way to earn asshole of the month.
I hope one day, you love something so much, and I will be there, to steal it away from you. Just like you did for the people who were looking forward to reading/watching the rest of the series. In case you were wondering, that's a Cersei Lannister quote ************.

Burn in hell, you scabies covered **** stain on the leopard print thong of society
#479 to #127 - blilieboy
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(09/13/2012) [-]
I swear to god, i will hunt you down and murder your entire family
#349 to #127 - dashdashdash
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(09/13/2012) [-]
FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK YYYYYOOOOOOUUUUU
#367 to #127 - bluename
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(09/13/2012) [-]
I've never read or watched Game of Thrones, I have no idea what you're talking about, but dude. That's still a dick head move.
#613 to #127 - briicrasher
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(09/13/2012) [-]
Send me a postcard from hell you ass.
#549 to #127 - anon
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(09/13/2012) [-]
it's funny because the show's creators have already said that the show will stop following the books as closely as it has over the first 2 seasons for the rest of the series. you've only spoiled the books for those who are reading them, which is a much smaller demographic.
#401 to #127 - anon
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(09/13/2012) [-]
I mean, i dont want to go alllllllll hate'n here, but man, **** you
#352 to #127 - anon
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(09/13/2012) [-]
Omg, u r so awesum XDDDDDD!
I lov u!!!! :*****
Whats ur post adress??? :DDDD
SO I CAN ******* KILL YOU!!!

I've already read the books, so no spoilers, but I can imagine the pain of having such things spoiled.
#117 to #1 - Mastaforga
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#326 to #117 - lonemercenary **User deleted account**
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#496 to #326 - phanact
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(09/13/2012) [-]
retard pothead
#9 - stianx
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(09/13/2012) [-]
That is singelhandedly the most unfunny, fantastic joke I've ever read! Well done!
Have a thumb
#325 to #9 - anon
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(09/13/2012) [-]
Too bad it wasn't him who made it.

/r/AskReddit/comments/zrotp/whatsthebestcleanjokeyouknow/
#10 to #9 - stianx
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(09/13/2012) [-]
Also, I expect this to be on the frontpage tomorrow, because it's pure magic.
#4 - tolnes
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(09/12/2012) [-]
I was expecting him to punch her or something, but the ending was much better.
I was expecting him to punch her or something, but the ending was much better.
#488 to #4 - oliphan
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(09/13/2012) [-]
I expected them to ****...
I expected them to ****...
#95 to #4 - tripscausedthis ONLINE
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(09/13/2012) [-]
same
are we terribly angry people or just stupid for assuming he was going to punch her in the face?
#155 to #95 - tolnes
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(09/13/2012) [-]
yes, we are the bad persons on the internet.
#115 - hotgog
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(09/13/2012) [-]
Once someone told me this joke, but it took him about 10 minutes. He basically narrated a man's eating experiences at a hotel. ex:day 1 he wants some steak so he goes to the steak line, day 2 he wants salad so he goes to the salad line. etc. Yeah, so he did that for about 10 minutes and at the end - "the man wants some punch, but there was no punchline".

>mfw
#5 - worldofwarcraftdog ONLINE
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whenever i read a post like this i imagine someone in the FJ community starting the slow clap....and everyone starts clapping until its a thunderous roar........you've just got to stand in awe of such comedic genius
whenever i read a post like this i imagine someone in the FJ community starting the slow clap....and everyone starts clapping until its a thunderous roar........you've just got to stand in awe of such comedic genius
#57 to #5 - kittenmittons
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(09/13/2012) [-]
too bad its not OC
#27 to #5 - comicallotus
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(09/13/2012) [-]
the thunderous roar will be front page
the thunderous roar will be front page
#400 - iambatmanloljk
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(09/13/2012) [-]
clean joke on the FJ community?
#402 to #400 - iambatmanloljk
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(09/13/2012) [-]
loved it none the less though
#439 to #400 - grwgoski
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#428 to #400 - pablotheescobar
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#408 to #400 - casualsnoopy
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#410 to #408 - azraelthemage
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#411 to #410 - casualsnoopy
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#416 to #411 - phoenixflamea
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#425 to #416 - copperoxideking
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#423 to #416 - sexypandas
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#431 to #423 - phoenixflamea
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#434 to #431 - sexypandas
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#438 to #434 - phoenixflamea
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I ran out...
I ran out...
#446 to #438 - sexypandas
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(09/13/2012) [-]
here, have a classic
#424 to #408 - MartinSeth
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#420 to #408 - kazey
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#56 - letmetellyouastory
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(09/13/2012) [-]
It's so simple, but I didn't expect it.
#388 - beeradthelaw
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(09/13/2012) [-]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!
#309 - grimmwaters ONLINE
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