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A Sixth Grade Speech

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Submitted: 09/11/2012
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#89 - jalthelas (09/12/2012) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #203 at Wut? **


mfw getting sneezed on
#47 - trollpants (09/12/2012) [-]
>be me, in assembly   
> "who here has heard of diabeetus?"   
>mfw
>be me, in assembly
> "who here has heard of diabeetus?"
>mfw
User avatar #136 to #41 - anonywolftroll ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
would you be so kind to explain this picture to me? I've seen it multiple times, but I don't get it... p.s. English isn't my native language, maybe that something to do with it?
User avatar #137 to #136 - gmarrox (09/19/2012) [-]
The things in the picture are side-dishes, as in something that compliments a meal. When people say "my sides" they are usually referring to pain in the abdomen caused by excessive laughter.
User avatar #138 to #137 - anonywolftroll ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
oooooooooh, okay.
thanks for explainging ^^
User avatar #46 to #41 - retributionthepimp (09/12/2012) [-]
oh godzilla that picture always makes me lose my ****
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#66 to #43 - practicalproblems (09/12/2012) [-]
By any chance do you know where that image is from? If you do, it would be very appreciated if you told me the name of it.
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#68 to #67 - practicalproblems (09/12/2012) [-]
Thank you. Your services are greatly appreciated.
User avatar #94 - duchessofcorn (09/12/2012) [-]
Where's the spaghetti?
No one walked the dinosaur?
#23 - anunamoose (09/12/2012) [-]
**anunamoose rolled a random image posted in comment #1011534 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **

Class's face when that happens.
#85 to #23 - anon (09/12/2012) [-]
Robb Stark and his mother are murdered by the Freys at the Red Wedding. Joeffery is poisoned by the tyrells and Arya loses her eyesight and becomes an assassin. Oh, and Tyrion kills his Father Tywin and Shae.
#95 to #25 - genephil (09/12/2012) [-]
I don't get it.
#102 to #95 - thehardcorechimp (09/12/2012) [-]
You're gonna go far, kid
User avatar #115 to #102 - highrollerman (09/12/2012) [-]
done math and **** for that +1
User avatar #98 to #95 - pokemonstheshiz (09/12/2012) [-]
OP spit water on their faces
#97 to #95 - makeshift (09/12/2012) [-]
It's the water.
User avatar #39 - bosskiss (09/12/2012) [-]
>Be me, sixth grade
>Doing speech in class
>Mouth gets dry
>Put water in my mouth and swish it for a bit
>palms are sweaty
>knees weak
>my arms feel heavy
>There's vomit on my sweater already
>mom's spaghetti

i expected something like this
#53 to #39 - anon (09/12/2012) [-]
6/10 couldve done better
User avatar #59 to #39 - coolfuzzy (09/12/2012) [-]
be me, in sixth grade
doing speech in class
mouth gets dry
put water in my mouth and swish it for a bit
palms spaghetti
knees weak
my arms are spaghetti
theres spaghetti on my spaghetti already
moms spaghetti
#108 - Catarang (09/12/2012) [-]
>Be me, seventh grade   
>Devout Catholic family goes to church every Sunday   
>Never did like church very much   
>Christmas eve mass   
>Pastor spritzing crowd with holy incense water   
>Evil plan forms in my mind   
>Pastor reaches our row   
>Incense hits me   
>Cross my eyes and yell in deep voice "IT BURNS!"   
>Get kicked out of mass   
>Parents 			*******		 pissed   
>mfw I don't get presents on Christmas the next morning
>Be me, seventh grade
>Devout Catholic family goes to church every Sunday
>Never did like church very much
>Christmas eve mass
>Pastor spritzing crowd with holy incense water
>Evil plan forms in my mind
>Pastor reaches our row
>Incense hits me
>Cross my eyes and yell in deep voice "IT BURNS!"
>Get kicked out of mass
>Parents ******* pissed
>mfw I don't get presents on Christmas the next morning
#135 to #108 - elise (09/14/2012) [-]
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#117 to #108 - YUSEIWHAT (09/12/2012) [-]
Amazing.
Amazing.
#122 to #108 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (09/12/2012) [-]
I thought of this<----
#121 to #108 - sanbichemabob (09/12/2012) [-]
catholic born and raised. mfw i haven't thought of this yet
catholic born and raised. mfw i haven't thought of this yet
#86 - ktbch (09/12/2012) [-]
what everyone in the class is thinking...
what everyone in the class is thinking...
#57 - gongthehawkeye (09/12/2012) [-]
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#30 - spankidanki (09/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #44 to #17 - logickid (09/12/2012) [-]
>Find content that's funny
>Comment "It's a long time since I laughed like this on funnyjunk."
>Get thumbs
>REPEAT
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#2 - anonywolftroll ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
haha, idk if it's a repost, but that really made me laugh for some reason.
thumb + fav
#78 - jibbablabba (09/12/2012) [-]
their reactions to being sneezed on
#28 - redflame (09/12/2012) [-]
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#11 - zomgodness (09/12/2012) [-]
I hope this actually happened :D
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#125 - milkwasabadchoice (09/12/2012) [-]
**milkwasabadchoice rolls 43** mfw
User avatar #50 - setfire (09/12/2012) [-]
I sneezed right after reading this
User avatar #52 to #50 - garnetandgold (09/12/2012) [-]
I sneezed right after reading this
#54 to #52 - grahamsayshi (09/12/2012) [-]
I thought I was going to sneeze right after reading this, but it turned out to just be a tickle in the throat.
User avatar #63 to #54 - mjohnsononefive (09/12/2012) [-]
I thought I had a tickle in the throat after reading this, but it was a sneeze
User avatar #71 to #63 - Marker (09/12/2012) [-]
I thought I was about to sneeze after reading this, but instead I shot up my school.
User avatar #73 to #71 - mjohnsononefive (09/12/2012) [-]
I thought I was gonna shoot up my school after reading that, but instead ******
#82 to #73 - anon (09/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 59** I thought i was going to ****** but instead dubs
User avatar #76 to #73 - farn (09/12/2012) [-]
i just took a dump
User avatar #79 to #76 - mjohnsononefive (09/12/2012) [-]
This is why we can't have nice things.
#55 to #54 - anon (09/12/2012) [-]
thats what she said
+1
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#34 - syrenthra ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
I laughed much harder than I should have
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