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Three words to melt a woman's heart: I love you.


Three words to melt a man's heart: No gag reflex.
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Just so everyone knows, if you ever want to turn off your gag reflex
1. Make a "thumbs up" hang gesture
2. Squeeze hard with your other hand.
3. Count to 30.
4. No gagging! (you still have to breath)
 
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