>I went to Paris last week.
>I was wearing a pair of camouflage pants.
>Some Frenchman starts to yell at me for no apparent reason.
>He sees my trousers and starts to panic
>He gets on his knees and puts his hands behind his head, crying and moaning 'je suis desole' over and over
>A couple of other French people see this and they also surrender
>The French police arrive and they surrender also
>A French counter-terrorism team rappels out of a helicopter, but surrenders once they see me.
>A french diplomatic team turns up to try and negotiate a peace, but they surrender too
>The president turned up in a limo
>He gets out, takes the French flag off of his car and tears of the blue and red strips, leaving him with a white rag which he keeps waving around
> ...I accidentally captured Paris...