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#16 - coonmix (09/01/2012) [-]
I am Parisian and I am laughing my ass off right now I woke up my parents but no 			*******		 regrets
I am Parisian and I am laughing my ass off right now I woke up my parents but no ******* regrets
#25 to #16 - anon (09/01/2012) [-]
You mean you are french? no such thing as parisian, just because you are from paris.
User avatar #26 to #25 - coonmix (09/01/2012) [-]
? A Parisian is someone from Paris. I don't understand what you're saying...
Technically I was born in Dublin, Ireland, I moved here like five years ago.
#35 to #25 - anon (09/01/2012) [-]
In the same way a Mancunian is from Manchester and a Scouser from Liverpool, a Parisian is from Paris
User avatar #49 to #25 - basicargentinian (09/01/2012) [-]
you sir, are ******* retarded.
#34 to #25 - anon (09/01/2012) [-]
A person from Paris is a Parisian like a person from NYC is a New Yorker.
User avatar #178 to #16 - raphyduffy ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
Une bonne journée a toi, de la part d'un cousin québecoi :)
User avatar #283 to #178 - coonmix (09/02/2012) [-]
Merci, j'ai bien dormi :D
C'est cool de se reveiller avec un commentaire de 103 pouces
User avatar #297 to #16 - brianhanerjr (09/06/2012) [-]
Quoi de neuf
User avatar #17 to #16 - dukeofkenmore (09/01/2012) [-]
What time is it in Paris?
User avatar #20 to #17 - coonmix (09/01/2012) [-]
23:04 why?
User avatar #21 to #20 - dukeofkenmore (09/01/2012) [-]
Eh, just wondering.
User avatar #22 to #21 - coonmix (09/01/2012) [-]
lol alright then
#27 to #20 - anon (09/01/2012) [-]
false, 23:13
#28 to #27 - coonmix (09/01/2012) [-]
Yes. But time changes.
User avatar #33 to #16 - erwtje (09/01/2012) [-]
Fromage
User avatar #38 to #33 - threeeehuggings (09/01/2012) [-]
Merde
User avatar #60 to #38 - Merde (09/01/2012) [-]
**** you.
User avatar #39 to #38 - erwtje (09/01/2012) [-]
Putain, im not french, i am dutch, i had a french exchance a few weeks ago, ( May 20-25)
It was the best time of my life :), also, french girls are ******* hot
User avatar #288 to #39 - threeeehuggings (09/02/2012) [-]
Kon je wel zien aan de username trouwens
User avatar #289 to #288 - erwtje (09/02/2012) [-]
Aardappelen
User avatar #290 to #289 - threeeehuggings (09/02/2012) [-]
Kutflapinfectie
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User avatar #285 to #39 - coonmix (09/02/2012) [-]
lol where did you go?
User avatar #287 to #285 - erwtje (09/02/2012) [-]
Some small old town in the south of france, was awesome though,
#252 to #38 - anon (09/02/2012) [-]
Le jeu.
User avatar #284 to #33 - coonmix (09/02/2012) [-]
I don't even like cheese....
#37 - daredevizz (09/01/2012) [-]
yeah been there done that
#65 to #41 - ishalltroll (09/01/2012) [-]
Rock on Kameraden!
User avatar #75 to #65 - dukeofkenmore (09/02/2012) [-]
Guys, these jokes are a bit out of mein kampfort zone.
#50 to #41 - daredevizz (09/01/2012) [-]
its my jam
its my jam
#52 to #50 - artyommetro (09/01/2012) [-]
Bigger
Bigger
#189 - pornzmon (09/02/2012) [-]
reminded me of this

(click to enlarge)
#253 to #189 - hellisit (09/02/2012) [-]
lol wut? 10/10

b/tw how do you post pictures? i havent been on in a while and forgot
User avatar #181 to #179 - junkdigger (09/02/2012) [-]
That picture sir,is a perfect response.I lold .
User avatar #190 to #181 - hankhillofthe (09/02/2012) [-]
Sentence that, you. accidentally.
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#162 - falloutfanatic (09/02/2012) [-]
**falloutfanatic rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at badass ** how i captured paris
**falloutfanatic rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at badass ** how i captured paris
#4 - lefish (09/01/2012) [-]
Obvious, but hilarious nonetheless. 9/10
Obvious, but hilarious nonetheless. 9/10
User avatar #8 to #4 - elise (09/01/2012) [-]
i think you mean 9/11
#24 to #8 - anon (09/01/2012) [-]
no
#208 - demjimmies (09/02/2012) [-]
9/10 you rustled jimmies.
#194 - thisotherdude (09/02/2012) [-]
Some of you people really need to get a sense of humour, it's a joke, I don't get offended whenever someone makes a joke about Canada so don't get offended when someone makes a joke about France or the U.S.A. or anywhere really.
Some of you people really need to get a sense of humour, it's a joke, I don't get offended whenever someone makes a joke about Canada so don't get offended when someone makes a joke about France or the U.S.A. or anywhere really.
User avatar #226 to #194 - kargale ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
theres a moose in the hoose get et oot get et oot
User avatar #241 to #226 - thisotherdude (09/02/2012) [-]
The hell is a "hoose"? I've never heard of one... Wait, are you referring to igloos?
User avatar #265 to #241 - kargale ONLINE (09/02/2012) [-]
"the a moose in the house get it out get it out"
User avatar #269 to #265 - thisotherdude (09/02/2012) [-]
I was making a joke that we don't have houses in Canada, only igloos
User avatar #196 to #194 - lunasmidnight **User deleted account** (09/02/2012) [-]
it's not that we can't take a joke, it's just not funny man. The old french surrender gag is kinda dead.
#211 to #196 - anon (09/02/2012) [-]
As are the go make a sandwich jokes, watermelon and grape juice drinks, and so on.
User avatar #209 to #196 - sspacecore (09/02/2012) [-]
nah, it's only old in the #1 most pussiest country in the world.








Which is France.
#198 to #194 - pineapplepeople (09/02/2012) [-]
I didn't know moose could use computers.
User avatar #199 to #198 - thisotherdude (09/02/2012) [-]
It's was difficult, but my people have learned how to use our hooves quite effectively.
User avatar #213 to #199 - ferrettamer (09/02/2012) [-]
im cadfandian ass welk butt imn stilll lenraing too typee with mjy hioovs
#200 to #199 - pineapplepeople (09/02/2012) [-]
Awesome! Us americans are still trying to figure out how to reach around our stomachs to use the keyboard.
User avatar #204 to #200 - thisotherdude (09/02/2012) [-]
My moose sense are tingling! If you're still trying to figure out how to reach around your stomach to use the keyboard... Then how did you type that? Something mighty suspicious is going on around here.
#205 to #204 - pineapplepeople (09/02/2012) [-]
I hired a mexican, you silly moose.
#123 - rockytwo (09/02/2012) [-]
well okay but who hasn't?
#130 to #123 - anon (09/02/2012) [-]
Hitler didnt accidentally capture paris...
User avatar #136 to #130 - rockytwo (09/02/2012) [-]
he stormed in the french surrendered america come in took it back
#140 to #136 - caesarjulius (09/02/2012) [-]
No. USSR took it back.
Most German troops were withdrawn from france to fight the soviets. God bless Stalin.
User avatar #144 to #140 - rockytwo (09/02/2012) [-]
god bless stalin indeed
without him hitler would still be alive
#152 to #144 - anon (09/02/2012) [-]
He'd be dead dumbass, unless he lives over 100 years old, which is highly doubt-able.
User avatar #148 to #144 - rwiddow (09/02/2012) [-]
False, hitler would have died from old age by now.
User avatar #273 - shadowhorn (09/02/2012) [-]
dont you hate it when you accidently capture paris? man.
User avatar #275 to #273 - evilanakie (09/02/2012) [-]
i did it last week
#18 - deathil (09/01/2012) [-]
You made me lol, good one OP 10/10
#246 - bighairybacon (09/02/2012) [-]
**bighairybacon rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at It's hard ** mfw I capture France
User avatar #260 to #246 - goodatlosing (09/02/2012) [-]
THERE YOU ARE AGAIN! im replying to ALL of your comments.
#261 to #260 - bighairybacon (09/02/2012) [-]
Haha I tend to post at the same time :D
User avatar #79 - Crusader (09/02/2012) [-]
you have to admit, France was pretty badass until WW2
#86 to #79 - anon (09/02/2012) [-]
Including WW2 and into today. They get a bad rap for being one of the first countries hit by a blitz; a country BORDERING Germany. In the meantime, the French Resistance prevented the Germans from gaining a strategic location which would have allowed them to take the British Isles as well as repel the American landing. They only "surrendered", not to avoid the fight, but to avoid needless casualties and trick the Germans into a false sense of victory.

Today, the French Air Force is one of the most dangerous in the world and boasts some of the best pilots ever. Their Special Forces are some of the best trained units and they kicked a ton of ass in Afghanistan until Americans started treating their oldest allies, whom they owe their country's very existence to, like crap despite helping them in a war they knew was ******* pointless in the first place.
#92 to #86 - adsykenna (09/02/2012) [-]
The US doesn't owe the assistance to the French ?
The French were overwhelmed by the Germans 'Blitzkrieg' or 'lightning war'
So as a result of all of the **** going on in Europe (Hitler ignoring the armistice, creating the 'grossdeutchland' or 'greater Germany' (uniting with Austria, first taking the Sudetenland then all of Czechoslovakia the French began to reinforce their defensive line (can't remember the name of it) as they thought the war would be fought in trenches. As a result they concentrated all their defenses in one bulky strip. This was a really victory for the German BlitzKrieg as it meant the French defenses could be taken out with one swoop.
They also didn't surrender for the reason you said. France is a very proud nation and i am sure had their on version of out British (We can fight them on the beaches ect.. but we will NEVER surrender. They fought on for as long as they could last.
The US got involved in WW2 due to the fact that the Germans began attacking US cargo ships and the fact that sheer political/moral pressure forced them to act.

This is coming from someone who got an A* on pre/post ww2 Europe n ****
User avatar #159 to #92 - Crusader (09/02/2012) [-]
Actually, the USA owes everything to France, no offense, but the Colonies army during the revolution was pretty pitiful, it was mainly militia-men led by British soldiers that turned against Britain.
You guys were either losing or going into stalemates until France came in and helped you guys.
#293 to #159 - adsykenna (09/02/2012) [-]
Im not being rude here bro but We (13 colonies - The early US and Britain) were allies, fighting the French in the Americas.
They were doing horrible things to yours/our settlements.

In your revolutionary war they helped a small bit by declaring war on us, but our navy was overwhelmingly stronger than there's so it meant they couldn't really do **** .

I'm English btw
#97 to #92 - anon (09/02/2012) [-]
Your source is "I did well in high school"?
#101 to #97 - adsykenna (09/02/2012) [-]
Yes. My source is - I studied this in 'secondary school' and got an A* as i know my ****
#82 to #79 - adsykenna (09/02/2012) [-]
In the words of Stephen Fry...(Roughly - but the the ending is exact words)    
"In fact, France has one of the best military records(wins) In Europe (Due to the Napoleonic wars) But then we (Britain + and a few allies but mainly Britain) got the Cane out of the cupboard and gave him a damn good thrashing"
In the words of Stephen Fry...(Roughly - but the the ending is exact words)
"In fact, France has one of the best military records(wins) In Europe (Due to the Napoleonic wars) But then we (Britain + and a few allies but mainly Britain) got the Cane out of the cupboard and gave him a damn good thrashing"
User avatar #84 to #82 - Protagonistism (09/02/2012) [-]
Napoleon's failure in Russia lead to his downfall.
#85 to #84 - adsykenna (09/02/2012) [-]
No it wasn't bro
That led to a huge defeat.
It was the battle of waterloo that really ****** his **** up
User avatar #89 to #85 - Protagonistism (09/02/2012) [-]
Indeed, but remember having to win many battles is great for moral.
He did lose a lot of very experienced men. It's not easy to replace skilled men with new men. Best to have men who won't doubt you.
#94 to #89 - adsykenna (09/02/2012) [-]
Napoleon bonapart was actually recorded saying along the lines of "My war machine needs 60,000 men each year to keep functioning" Implying he knew he was killing thousands od inexperienced men
#40 - fukdapolice (09/01/2012) [-]
i'll just leave this here
#235 to #40 - anon (09/02/2012) [-]
well you obviously dont know Napoleon's history.
He's actually Sicilian. Born Nepoleano Boneparte.
That's right ****** .
The most famous frenchman in history was actually born Italian.
User avatar #286 to #235 - coonmix (09/02/2012) [-]
He's from Corsica, not Sicilia. Which is part of France. So no.
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User avatar #62 to #51 - ishalltroll (09/01/2012) [-]
Up until napoleon died, then they just continued on being faggots
#73 to #62 - anon (09/02/2012) [-]
I beg to differ. They continued to colonize the **** out of the world, kicked ass in WWI, and established the French Foreign Legion which is known for its badassery.
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#95 to #73 - anon (09/02/2012) [-]
**** yea the ffl is bad ass. France actually uses people from all around the world to kick ass for them, quite possibly the first multinational national army to ever exist.
#61 to #40 - brotify (09/01/2012) [-]
I like my paint skills, do you?
#42 to #40 - wheresthefudge (09/01/2012) [-]
I prefer this version.
I prefer this version.
User avatar #262 - dehfurk (09/02/2012) [-]
Your first rule after taking over Paris
"All women must shave their armpits"
#142 - illegalmexican (09/02/2012) [-]
**illegalmexican rolled a random image posted in comment #270820 at MLP Friendly Board ** This is how i capture paris
**illegalmexican rolled a random image posted in comment #270820 at MLP Friendly Board ** This is how i capture paris
User avatar #58 - krazykorn (09/01/2012) [-]
Until Napoleon died, you have to say the French were super badasses.
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#64 to #58 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (09/01/2012) [-]
i dunno, they did do quite alot of cool **** in ww1
#90 to #64 - anon (09/02/2012) [-]
not to mention the french resistance pretty much creating most of the specialized tactics of small special forces teams.
User avatar #128 - syis (09/02/2012) [-]
>I went to USA with my full grown beard
>got ass probed at the airport
>luggage destroyed
>waited 5 hours for identity check
>finally made it to USA
>visited the White House
>got shot
>I acidentally became a terrorist.
#185 - ilialiali (09/02/2012) [-]
**ilialiali rolled a random image posted in comment #172771 at Anime & Manga ** <what he looked like
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