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#75 - tiberioustyphr (08/30/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure Somalian Pirates carry guns.
#80 to #75 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (08/30/2012) [-]
yeah but (if i did it) i'd bring full on artillary cannons and reinforce the ship and blow the **** out of em
User avatar #84 to #80 - tiberioustyphr (08/30/2012) [-]
17th Century ships, made of wood.
Pirates, fancy as **** and easy to see.

Somalian ships, tiny, fast.
Somalian pirates, black and sneaky.

I think one Somalian with a moltov and you're done.
#145 to #84 - saladtongsofdeath (08/30/2012) [-]
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somalian pirate ships' worse nightmare
#154 to #84 - rageisfunny (08/30/2012) [-]
What is this molotov you speak of? I believe you mean greek fire.
#125 to #84 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (08/30/2012) [-]
then i'll just use magic
User avatar #95 to #84 - lolwatthe (08/30/2012) [-]
Cover the ship in flame retardant coating?
User avatar #96 to #95 - tiberioustyphr (08/30/2012) [-]
I think the goal of purchasing the ship in the first place is to be authentic.
So give me a 17th Century fire retardant, and even if you do it won't work because fire retardant just means 'Doesn't burn through as fast'
User avatar #99 to #96 - lolwatthe (08/30/2012) [-]
They have dealt with fires on ships for a long time, their is most likely a object they used that would burn instead of the wood so they would have more time to react and dump water on the fire to extinguish it.
User avatar #103 to #99 - tiberioustyphr (08/30/2012) [-]
I'm sure they did, but on top of that they have swords sharper than there's, guns that shoot faster and hit harder, and ships that go faster. They'd have to run into a ******* cannonball for it to work.
User avatar #106 to #103 - lolwatthe (08/30/2012) [-]
I doubt they would bring flint/wheel lock fire arms on board, they might go for single shot rifles that have small cartridges where they wouldn't be too far ahead in the advancement of guns but still single shot as to give a sense of realism to a 17th century ship. That or they could rely on the Somalian pirates knowing squat about the British military history and charge them with heavy weaponry themselves.
User avatar #107 to #106 - tiberioustyphr (08/30/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure we aren't talking about British Soldiers, were talking about pirates.
And Somalian pirates are ******* scary. They do **** that make pirates look like Bike Cops.
User avatar #109 to #107 - lolwatthe (08/30/2012) [-]
Very true, that is why we need to get a Mexican cartel to be the boarding crew for the boat.
User avatar #112 to #109 - tiberioustyphr (08/30/2012) [-]
Now that's a different story right there.
User avatar #113 to #112 - lolwatthe (08/30/2012) [-]
Good or bad idea? we could pay them quite a bit After the raids of course to dress up in ragged slave clothing with body armour underneath and give them weapons to mess up some Somalian pirates.
User avatar #114 to #113 - tiberioustyphr (08/30/2012) [-]
That sounds good.
You could just pay them with Cocaine, you'd solve Mexico's drug violence problem and Africa's Pirate problem.
User avatar #116 to #114 - lolwatthe (08/30/2012) [-]
I think we may just have solved world peace, we get Mexican cartels to terrify terrorists and pirates around the world while we control the cartels with addictive substances.
User avatar #119 to #116 - tiberioustyphr (08/30/2012) [-]
I think the issue might be that the Cocaine, assuming they're snorting it and not selling it, will make them unruly.
User avatar #135 to #119 - lolwatthe (08/30/2012) [-]
Give them packets before they storm the boats.
User avatar #136 to #135 - tiberioustyphr (08/30/2012) [-]
And I guess the high would wear off during the fight.
User avatar #137 to #136 - lolwatthe (08/30/2012) [-]
Or you could keep them on the boats till the high wears off then give them some more before you leave their complex.
User avatar #139 to #137 - tiberioustyphr (08/30/2012) [-]
That works.
Now we have to solve world hunger.
User avatar #146 to #139 - lolwatthe (08/30/2012) [-]
Halal Mexicans then? drain the blood to reduce cocaine content.
User avatar #141 to #139 - lolwatthe (08/30/2012) [-]
Feed the world the dead Mexican cocaine addicts? we will call it soylent white.
User avatar #142 to #141 - tiberioustyphr (08/30/2012) [-]
Well then we'd have a world-wide cocaine problem.
And we can't sell them the Somalians either, STD issues.
User avatar #212 to #75 - TheTurnbull (08/31/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure Somalians carry guns.

#79 to #75 - bigwhitedream (08/30/2012) [-]
**** Uzis and pistols, we'll have muskets and cannons
#3 - clarityinchaos ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
And they will kill you all in no time.
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User avatar #435 to #292 - captainrattrap ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]
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User avatar #238 to #228 - friendlysniff (08/31/2012) [-]
that name pisses me off.
User avatar #267 to #238 - theeballsack (08/31/2012) [-]
Id rather have ObamaCare rather than RomneyCare
#273 to #267 - icytime (08/31/2012) [-]
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User avatar #274 to #273 - theeballsack (08/31/2012) [-]
#564 to #267 - romneycare (08/31/2012) [-]
User avatar #579 to #267 - huskycreeper (08/31/2012) [-]
Yeah except that ****** is bankrupting our country.
User avatar #619 to #579 - theeballsack (08/31/2012) [-]
It was already bankrupted man. Also did Romney kill Osama Bin Laden?
User avatar #627 to #619 - huskycreeper (09/01/2012) [-]
It wasn't as bankrupt as Obama made it. Plus Obama just killed him, he didn't give us any information about why Osama did it or who he was working with, Obama made a sumbass move there and it could cost us.
User avatar #442 to #267 - severepwner (08/31/2012) [-]
you dont need to reply to this but it seems every one who dislikes romneycare doesnt understand it
#468 to #442 - technosauce **User deleted account** (08/31/2012) [-]
Whats not to get? Both Romney and Ryan lie out their asses while giving speeches and regarding their political policies.
Whats not to get? Both Romney and Ryan lie out their asses while giving speeches and regarding their political policies.
User avatar #470 to #468 - severepwner (08/31/2012) [-]
You cant prove that. But with Obama, he ****** us over through action. So it's cnfirmed we cant trust him
User avatar #472 to #470 - technosauce **User deleted account** (08/31/2012) [-]
And you do realize Obama got the country after Bush just spent the last 8 years ******* us in the wallet with 2 wars and a collapsing housing market. Oh and did i mention Bush lied when he gave us his reasoning behind going into Iraq?
User avatar #471 to #470 - technosauce **User deleted account** (08/31/2012) [-]
Um do you listen to Romney and Ryan when they give speeches and look up their "facts"?
User avatar #473 to #471 - severepwner (08/31/2012) [-]
Did anybody ever look up Obama's facts?
User avatar #475 to #473 - technosauce **User deleted account** (08/31/2012) [-]
I'm not saying Obama is Flawless but Romney and Ryan Blatantly lie out their asses about both their policies and beliefs.
User avatar #477 to #475 - severepwner (08/31/2012) [-]
Obama's worse than your opininons of them combined. He isn't even allowed to be president.
#479 to #477 - technosauce **User deleted account** (08/31/2012) [-]
Not sure if retarded or trolling so i shall stop here good day sir. FYI your argument seems more valid if you at least attempt to back it up. (For future reference)
User avatar #582 to #479 - huskycreeper (08/31/2012) [-]
Yeah well guess what!? Obama lied about what he was gonna do when he was president! And now in order for him to win the next election his bashing Romney because he's Morman! He's a prejudice bastard and if any one deserves to win its Romney only because Obama is such a ****** ! So don't go and say that Romney is telling lies when Obama did first and you idiots believed him. Plus bush didn't spend our money on golfing lessons and basketball! Obama is without a doubt one of our worse presidents ever, guess what that means? Oh yay! More people that hate blacks, because the one all of them looked up to became a major **** up and now we all think that a black president might not be such a good idea next time. Good Day!
User avatar #615 to #582 - technosauce **User deleted account** (08/31/2012) [-]
no your right bush didn't spend our money on Golf lessons. He spent our money on 2 unnecessary wars that has gotten thousands of soldiers killed.
User avatar #626 to #615 - huskycreeper (09/01/2012) [-]
Do you have proof they were unnecessary? Because how do you know we would be the same or better if they didn't happen? Plus we shouldn't feel bad about those souldiers that died because it was their choice! Sure it's sad but we did what was necessary to keep our freedom. And those soldiers knew what they were getting into, so far you don't seem to be any more knowledgable about politics then me so don't act smart.
User avatar #630 to #626 - technosauce **User deleted account** (09/01/2012) [-]
oh how bout the fact that the entire point of the Afghanistan war was to catch Bin Laden and turns out he was in Pakistan the whole time. Oh now lets move on to the Iraq war. "Saddam has weapons of mass destruction". Really? Cause we took over that country and didn't find **** .
User avatar #631 to #630 - huskycreeper (09/01/2012) [-]
That war led to the true hiding place for Osama dippy.
#609 to #582 - vgcollosus ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]
Well, that wasn't the least intelligent comment of all time but damn it, you're trying.
User avatar #491 to #479 - severepwner (08/31/2012) [-]
If you would be patient, I will gladly back up my information if you would just give me one more comment. BTW I'm not trolling. I'll get info in a bit.
#494 to #491 - technosauce **User deleted account** (08/31/2012) [-]
So you started an argument about politics when you know absolutely no information on what you are arguing about.
User avatar #502 to #494 - severepwner (08/31/2012) [-]
Not exactly, I just had to grab my sources. They aren't saved in a folder on my desktop.
User avatar #500 to #491 - technosauce **User deleted account** (08/31/2012) [-]
User avatar #504 to #500 - severepwner (08/31/2012) [-]
If I may, could you link me a video that highlight the "lies" in the speech? I'd appreciate it.
User avatar #536 to #504 - technosauce **User deleted account** (08/31/2012) [-]
it states in the article what the lies were it can't be any clearer than that.
User avatar #541 to #536 - severepwner (08/31/2012) [-]
Why not? Afraid if you do, the article will be wrong? Afraid of losing an argument?
User avatar #528 to #504 - severepwner (08/31/2012) [-]
Why the **** did I get thumbed down? A request in the middle of an argument is pretty reasonable. It's not like I'm ignoring all information. I just want some ******* clear evidence before I blindly believe a single article. C'mon guys what the hell?
#547 to #500 - anon (08/31/2012) [-]
Any website with writers that use the website's own articles as citations is a joke. No offense to you, but that's like a kid handing in an essay and using another essay that a classmate wrote to validate their paper. Aviva Shen really needs to go.
User avatar #526 to #501 - technosauce **User deleted account** (08/31/2012) [-]
Did you just post from RUSH LIMBAUGHS website. Are you ******* kidding me. good job troll.
User avatar #529 to #526 - severepwner (08/31/2012) [-]
Something tells me you didn't look at the other 3 links. I read your **** , I get thumbed down. You barely do **** , you're an opinion hero or something.
User avatar #532 to #529 - technosauce **User deleted account** (08/31/2012) [-]
So i just finished watching your "facts" and i have come to the conclusion that
A: you are incredibly stupid and are easily swain by Sudo-facts of crazy conspiracies
B: you are a troll and you have rustled my jimmies
User avatar #535 to #532 - severepwner (08/31/2012) [-]
Crazy conspiracies? Seriously? How can you deny that. Quit covering your ears and look at the truth. Obama is a really ****** president, and he is not allowed to be president. Look at the evidence numbnuts.
User avatar #572 to #501 - mcroflskates (08/31/2012) [-]
Jesus christ, you're one of the republicans who will believe any ******** Rush puts out. You're using Obama's birth certificate as something against him? Please. That's not political, that's childish. You claim Romney is so great, where's your evidence? You're just slandering the current president who you hate, yet know nothing about. I don't personally like either one, but I hate Obama just a little less. Until you start stating facts about actual relevant political issues, you just look like a little kid who complains whenever someone does something better than him.
Yes, my jimmies are rustled at your incredible stupidity and ignorance.
User avatar #623 to #572 - severepwner (08/31/2012) [-]
For one, I never said I was a huge fan of Romney. I'm just saying he gets too much flak. How does evidence that states the facts on how Obama shouldn't be president childish? I know nothing about Obama? I know he sure hasn't made America a better place. I know he's wasted money on more than one occasion, and I know he's not eligible for president. I've been stating facts, and how is a liar and cheater in office not a political issue?
User avatar #534 to #501 - technosauce **User deleted account** (08/31/2012) [-]
I'm guessing your the kind of person who believes this?

User avatar #539 to #534 - severepwner (08/31/2012) [-]
I'm guessing you're the kind of person who believes this?

User avatar #616 to #539 - technosauce **User deleted account** (08/31/2012) [-]
someone needs to re read my comments and try harder when they are going to comment.
#158 - Yojimbo (08/30/2012) [-]
MFW my crew's muskets and cannons are no match for AK-47's and RPG's.
MFW my crew's muskets and cannons are no match for AK-47's and RPG's.
User avatar #187 to #158 - deathhardiv (08/31/2012) [-]
Nobody uses Ak47s anymore
#235 to #187 - snoot (08/31/2012) [-]
Don't take me as being a dick but guns are not like apple products my friend. Just because a new version of a gun comes out does not make the old one useless.
Don't take me as being a dick but guns are not like apple products my friend. Just because a new version of a gun comes out does not make the old one useless.
User avatar #193 to #187 - Yojimbo (08/31/2012) [-]
That's a bold statement, these are pirates we're talking about, they take what they can get. Even if what they can get happens to be outdated
User avatar #290 to #193 - steeeeve (08/31/2012) [-]
Awesome username dude xD
User avatar #417 to #290 - Yojimbo (08/31/2012) [-]
'Preciate it! :D
#91 - stolkenator (08/30/2012) [-]
It's still going to hurt when the pirates shoot at you.
User avatar #92 to #91 - warzon (08/30/2012) [-]
Its also going to hurt when they dont even waste the bullets.
User avatar #94 to #91 - lolwatthe (08/30/2012) [-]
Body armour under the uniforms?
#98 to #91 - olafthebard (08/30/2012) [-]
Yeah, and it'll hurt the somalians even more when the combined task force comes in and kicks their sand monkey asses back to the beaches, especially the Russians.. they really hate sand monkeys, like in this video :D
User avatar #108 to #98 - gatsu (08/30/2012) [-]
did i just watch about 20 people die horribly?
#625 to #108 - olafthebard (09/01/2012) [-]
Correction, you just watched about 20 sand monkeys die horribly, because like most countries in the world, Russia hates sand monkeys... but like... THEY REALLY HATE THEM
User avatar #124 to #98 - weejer ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
oh my mother of jesus that was awesome
User avatar #127 to #98 - xgeneration (08/30/2012) [-]
That video was amazing.
#83 - halucinogenic (08/30/2012) [-]
they'll think white people are back to slave them up.
#72 - princesslilian (08/30/2012) [-]
thats fun in all   
up until they shoot and RPG you.
thats fun in all

up until they shoot and RPG you.
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User avatar #264 to #72 - points (08/31/2012) [-]
I thought those were chunks of his body flying to the left...
User avatar #88 to #72 - artyommetro (08/30/2012) [-]
Well if it goes like that they would not have to worry they would sink themselves
User avatar #207 to #72 - jedespolar (08/31/2012) [-]
17th century cannons > RPGs
User avatar #489 to #207 - daentraya (08/31/2012) [-]
If those tiny little boats can be hit by a cannonball
#14 - sisupisici (08/30/2012) [-]
They have guns and RPGs...you will die.
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#199 to #194 - anon (08/31/2012) [-]
no your not
User avatar #210 to #199 - goochmaster (08/31/2012) [-]
What about his not?
#1 - lordmacflurri (08/30/2012) [-]
Tallyho chaps!
#488 - CaptainObviious (08/31/2012) [-]
By the power vested in me, I dub the, OP: Captain Jack Swallows.
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Captain William Swallows would be better.
User avatar #55 - benjamino (08/30/2012) [-]
My uncles I don't even know what (as far as I know they aren't/weren't together, but my uncle has his name tattooed on his ankle) is a pirate hunter in somalia.

Literally. He hunts pirates. And is paid. In very large sums. He only does it like 2 months a year, and lives like a ******* king the other 10.

IDK if its some bounty hunter **** or what, but he is literally a ******* pirate hunter.
#450 - betesta (08/31/2012) [-]
Somalian pirates we!
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That was close
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^top comment.
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dear god it's moving.
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#133 - anon (08/30/2012) [-]
And then they will shoot you with their guns
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#373 - reican (08/31/2012) [-]
dress like old fashioned pirates instead, and teach them that piracy and terrorism is 2 different things :D and teach them how REAL piracy is done
#384 to #373 - anon (08/31/2012) [-]
Yes, because I'm sure they will learn their lesson, instead of just destroying you with machine guns...
#250 - dapape (08/31/2012) [-]
...And everything will be fine and dandy until you get over there and realise you're not up against some defenseless black sheep, you're coming up on some REAL SOMALI ****** with assault rifles and all sorts of **** and you look the the left and your best bud got half his face blown off. and you look down and the lower half of your **** is all gone and intestines spillin out everywhere.

What now ***** .
User avatar #266 to #250 - heartlessrobot (08/31/2012) [-]
17th century pirates had higher quality weaponry than modern pirates. Somalian pirates probably don't even clean their weapons.
#294 to #266 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (08/31/2012) [-]
AK-47 vs. Single shot musket/blunderbuss......and who exactly wins?
AK-47 vs. Single shot musket/blunderbuss......and who exactly wins?
User avatar #297 to #294 - heartlessrobot (08/31/2012) [-]
The person with the functioning weapon. Sea air plays hell on the internal systems in an automatic weapon, especially when proper cleaning kits are not available, not bothered with, and hundreds more than a new gun in that country.
#301 to #297 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (08/31/2012) [-]
I know proper weapon cleaning and maintenance, but seeing as they're armed with the most reliable assault rifle invented, not once in my career have I heard of them jamming or malfunctioning in any way in any environment.
User avatar #303 to #301 - heartlessrobot (08/31/2012) [-]
I have, though I usually hear of simple things like stovepipe jams. But water is very corrosive, and since they have no way of knowing this, I doubt they'd buy a new gun or clean it. I'd take a single shot pistol that I knew would work over an automatic weapon likely to fall apart before I even fired it.
#432 to #303 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (08/31/2012) [-]
Idk man, I gotta disagree. I work with an M4 when I guard the flight-line and I've also been allowed to fire the ak after we did tests like dragging it thru mud and sand and after dunking it in some water and it still fired better, my m4 I can't say the same for lol
#252 to #250 - zuesesanus (08/31/2012) [-]
Thats why hed have cannons!
User avatar #272 to #250 - aerosol (08/31/2012) [-]
Fire the cannons?
#248 - sweateagle (08/31/2012) [-]
I'd be careful, you may run into these guys.
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