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Submitted: 08/28/2012
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#67 - gantzel (08/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#27 - manirock (08/28/2012) [+] (10 replies)
>Be me   
>18 year old virgin   
>At a lame party   
>Some drunk virgin loser talking to my crush   
>Doesn't bother me, because she's clearly out of his league   
>Turn around and they are walking up the stairs holding hands   
>This can't be real, must be hallucinating from the alcohol   
>Few minutes later start to hear screams from coming upstairs    
>Rush upstairs   
>Screams turn into moans   
>I freeze and drop my glass   
>Door opens and my crush and drunk ex-virgin walk out and head down stairs   
>Hear lots of cheering   
>mfw
>Be me
>18 year old virgin
>At a lame party
>Some drunk virgin loser talking to my crush
>Doesn't bother me, because she's clearly out of his league
>Turn around and they are walking up the stairs holding hands
>This can't be real, must be hallucinating from the alcohol
>Few minutes later start to hear screams from coming upstairs
>Rush upstairs
>Screams turn into moans
>I freeze and drop my glass
>Door opens and my crush and drunk ex-virgin walk out and head down stairs
>Hear lots of cheering
>mfw
User avatar #155 - kernelstack (08/28/2012) [+] (10 replies)
> be 16 year old virgin
> being at nice huge hotel for holidays
> 1st day, leaving hotel room after unpacking
> meet really hot Italian girl at pool
> she's older than me but I say **** it and start flirting
> response is positive
> we decide to meet that night at extremely lame hotel nightclub
> night arrives, she's at the nightclub
> she wears some damn sexy clothes
> we drink a few drinks and talk a while
> she wants to take a walk at the beach
> go to the beach
> she tells me to take a sunbed and drag it to a less lit area
> be really horny but also stressed out
> get to a nice quiet place, lie on sunbed
> starting to make out
> she starts ********** , tells me to lie on my back
> she starts blowing me off like a pro
> after about a minute she stops and pulls out a condom from her purse
> she puts on the condom
> i try to escape
> she's stronger
> i try to hit her
> she evades and locks me down
> my anal virginity was lost a few moments later
#261 - creosote (08/28/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>Me, 18, virgin   
>Be at party    
>Nobody talks to me   
>Awaken the next day to continue my life as a virgin
>Me, 18, virgin
>Be at party
>Nobody talks to me
>Awaken the next day to continue my life as a virgin
#156 - jaigurudevaom (08/28/2012) [+] (4 replies)
< mfw the first time I had oral sex
#165 to #156 - keylimey (08/28/2012) [-]
What did it taste like?
What did it taste like?
User avatar #66 - lolfire (08/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>me, 18 year old virgin
>be at college party at my brothers place
>tad bit in intoxicated
>party kinda lame, nobody really doing anything
>talking to pretty cute girl 8/10
>ask her if she wants to go upstair
>whispers in my ear, "yes"
>jizzinmypants.jpg
&g t;go upstairs
>start making out and taking each others clothes off
>sex mode engaged
>shes load as ****
>after 15 were done and get dressed
>go downstairs,
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur.
#169 - justtapout (08/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
HFW coming down stairs to cheers.
HFW coming down stairs to cheers.
#102 - baconception (08/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
HFW
HFW
#614 - cumwhore (08/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>be 18
>virgin
>don't get invited to party
>do laundry instead
#166 - lronjeremy (08/28/2012) [-]
This legit amused me. Well done OP.
This legit amused me. Well done OP.
#35 - minutes (08/28/2012) [-]
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#79 - frozo (08/28/2012) [-]
OP's face whenever he tells this cool story.
OP's face whenever he tells this cool story.
#230 - anonymous (08/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>be 22
>still virgin
....
User avatar #246 - mrfourtysevenman (08/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>me, 18
>meet a girl at a party
>bring her upstairs
>get her in the bed
>she says she wants to try anal
>i go "but how do i know youre not gonna clench my dick off"
>she looks at me
>right in the eye
>and says


>goofi pls
#231 - yurilowenthall (08/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#6 - jakeattack (08/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
why was i expecting something ridiculous to happen and OP failing miserably?
User avatar #137 - doctorhax (08/28/2012) [-]
True story

> At music festival
> ******* of people surrounding a tent and cheering
> Go over and ask what's going on
> Guy is losing was losing his virginity inside the tent
> Join in cheering him on
> about 2 minutes later a group of about 50 people standing round the tent and chanting 'CUM! CUM! CUM!' over and over
#192 - ratytang (08/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>me. 20 years old
> ************** .jpg
>5 years later, now 25
> ****************** .jpg
User avatar #91 - ooooooooooo (08/28/2012) [+] (7 replies)
OP: I had sex!
FJ: Woooooo front page!

We thumbed up someone boasting about having gay sex.
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