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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#67 - gantzel
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#753 to #67 - pfccross
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#27 - manirock
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>Be me   
>18 year old virgin   
>At a lame party   
>Some drunk virgin loser talking to my crush   
>Doesn't bother me, because she's clearly out of his league   
>Turn around and they are walking up the stairs holding hands   
>This can't be real, must be hallucinating from the alcohol   
>Few minutes later start to hear screams from coming upstairs    
>Rush upstairs   
>Screams turn into moans   
>I freeze and drop my glass   
>Door opens and my crush and drunk ex-virgin walk out and head down stairs   
>Hear lots of cheering   
>mfw
>Be me
>18 year old virgin
>At a lame party
>Some drunk virgin loser talking to my crush
>Doesn't bother me, because she's clearly out of his league
>Turn around and they are walking up the stairs holding hands
>This can't be real, must be hallucinating from the alcohol
>Few minutes later start to hear screams from coming upstairs
>Rush upstairs
>Screams turn into moans
>I freeze and drop my glass
>Door opens and my crush and drunk ex-virgin walk out and head down stairs
>Hear lots of cheering
>mfw
#101 to #27 - nazkillah
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#36 to #27 - anon id: ef026e49
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #267631 at MLP Friendly Board **

Be me
At a party
Everyone is dead.
Mfw

(also, am I the only one to not find the OC funny?)
#170 to #27 - wrpen
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#171 to #27 - wrpen
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**wrpen rolled a random image posted in comment #147 at They start out young... ** I hear ya, buddy
>standing in doorway, drunk out of my ******* mind
>party itself is pretty lame though
>hear guy downstairs talking to hot girl
>like, 9/10.
>he and girl come up to room, I move out the way a bit
>they have sex for a while
>after they finish, walk over to me
>open me
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>mfw I am door
#277 to #171 - itsmewaffle
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"Drunk out of my ******* mind"

doors can get drunk.
#104 to #27 - ObamaCareFTW
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yfw OP says how great it was
yfw OP says how great it was
User avatar #276 to #104 - luckiestcharms
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User avatar #133 to #104 - luckiestcharms
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OMG I made that gif :D
User avatar #155 - kernelstack
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> be 16 year old virgin
> being at nice huge hotel for holidays
> 1st day, leaving hotel room after unpacking
> meet really hot Italian girl at pool
> she's older than me but I say **** it and start flirting
> response is positive
> we decide to meet that night at extremely lame hotel nightclub
> night arrives, she's at the nightclub
> she wears some damn sexy clothes
> we drink a few drinks and talk a while
> she wants to take a walk at the beach
> go to the beach
> she tells me to take a sunbed and drag it to a less lit area
> be really horny but also stressed out
> get to a nice quiet place, lie on sunbed
> starting to make out
> she starts undressing, tells me to lie on my back
> she starts blowing me off like a pro
> after about a minute she stops and pulls out a condom from her purse
> she puts on the condom
> i try to escape
> she's stronger
> i try to hit her
> she evades and locks me down
> my anal virginity was lost a few moments later
#205 to #155 - anon id: e0a4086a
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RAPE
#232 to #155 - anon id: eff4c8a1
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"she puts on condom" .........wait, what!?!?
#209 to #155 - patpatty
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you needed to prepare. Picture very related
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#486 to #155 - bitey
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#177 to #155 - imogiant
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#185 to #177 - peppebronie
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Amazing gif response if i do say so myself
Amazing gif response if i do say so myself
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User avatar #162 to #159 - kernelstack
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There are still nights that she'll come in my dreams and I'll awake, screaming in agony.
#184 to #162 - brothergrimm
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damn bro................. that sucks........
#261 - creosote
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>Me, 18, virgin   
>Be at party    
>Nobody talks to me   
>Awaken the next day to continue my life as a virgin
>Me, 18, virgin
>Be at party
>Nobody talks to me
>Awaken the next day to continue my life as a virgin
#284 to #261 - onkii
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>me, 18
>never invited to a party

mfw
#298 to #284 - creosote
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We are not worthy :/
We are not worthy :/
#328 to #298 - onkii
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#345 to #328 - creosote
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#269 to #261 - usernamecannotload
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#156 - jaigurudevaom
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< mfw the first time I had oral sex
#165 to #156 - keylimey
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What did it taste like?
What did it taste like?
User avatar #167 to #165 - jaigurudevaom
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Tasted like dicks
#393 to #165 - anon id: 7e2ef369
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your ass
#607 to #393 - anon id: c65a8390
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The only way he would know that it tasted like his ass is if the guy he blew made a point of telling him "By the way, I just did that guy over there. Hope you like it."
User avatar #66 - lolfire
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>me, 18 year old virgin
>be at college party at my brothers place
>tad bit in intoxicated
>party kinda lame, nobody really doing anything
>talking to pretty cute girl 8/10
>ask her if she wants to go upstair
>whispers in my ear, "yes"
>jizzinmypants.jpg
&g t;go upstairs
>start making out and taking each others clothes off
>sex mode engaged
>shes load as ****
>after 15 were done and get dressed
>go downstairs,
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur.
#84 to #66 - sepherif
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#94 to #66 - raikoninja
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Funnier than the content, thumb for you.
Funnier than the content, thumb for you.
User avatar #586 to #94 - bananarowboat
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there is always that one ******* guy
#169 - justtapout
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HFW coming down stairs to cheers.
HFW coming down stairs to cheers.
#176 to #169 - anon id: 0bf66dcd
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That gif is so perfect for this situation
+1 for you
#102 - baconception
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HFW
HFW
#111 to #102 - corundum
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&quot;Quick! Into the lovebox before my two boners go away!&quot;
"Quick! Into the lovebox before my two boners go away!"
#614 - cumwhore
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>be 18
>virgin
>don't get invited to party
>do laundry instead
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User avatar #685 to #684 - cumwhore
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I couldn't think of anything and had dubs decide my username. I was expecting something like this.
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#166 - lronjeremy
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This legit amused me. Well done OP.
This legit amused me. Well done OP.