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#34 - duchessofcorn (08/27/2012) [-]
1:30 am? OP, you crazy party animal.
#30 - supercatninja **User deleted account** (08/27/2012) [-]
HFW he hung up.
HFW he hung up.
User avatar #7 - suphenk (08/26/2012) [-]
how is 1:30 AM "partying all night"?
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#24 to #7 - dollaxdrummer **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#25 to #24 - bilyjoe (08/27/2012) [-]
so he partied for 16 and a half hours?
#121 to #25 - ThizzKing (08/27/2012) [-]
Party hard bro.
Party hard bro.
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#26 to #25 - dollaxdrummer **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#80 to #26 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
>ermergerd
Get lost you ******* reddit fag
User avatar #102 to #80 - xodia (08/27/2012) [-]
Man up and post on your account
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#143 to #80 - dollaxdrummer **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#9 to #7 - motposters (08/27/2012) [-]
You know what I mean
#23 - hallowedfrogg (08/27/2012) [-]
Go back to room at 1:30
Go back to room at 1:30
User avatar #29 - cheesymuffins (08/27/2012) [-]
>parting all night
>in our sweet

You were so close, OP. Much like your dumbass friend.
#57 - pyramidxhead (08/27/2012) [-]
Herderder mai favorite alcohol is better than ur favorite
ur gay
i bet u use chasers
faget
^Basic summary of the comments here.
#4 - finishhimlarry (08/26/2012) [-]
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Goddammit Mr noodles!
User avatar #21 - ASDLSD (08/27/2012) [-]
1:30 AM
Partying all night
WAT.
User avatar #28 to #21 - thelonelyfeel (08/27/2012) [-]
Idk about you but I usually start drinking at 8pm, a bottle of vodka doesn't last that long even by myself.
User avatar #31 to #28 - ASDLSD (08/27/2012) [-]
Are you like, 12?
#32 to #31 - thelonelyfeel (08/27/2012) [-]
Obviously.
Apparently one 750ml bottle of Smirnoff vodka isn't a lot to you is it big guy?
Or are you trying to say it's too much for one person?
User avatar #33 to #32 - ASDLSD (08/27/2012) [-]
Smirnoff?
We drink Absolut here.

And the real partying starts at 2 AM, not 8 PM
User avatar #47 to #33 - iHAXnoobs (08/27/2012) [-]
you don't buy super expensive Vodka to get smashed, and if you do you're either super rich or ******* stupid. Smirnoff is nice and cheap.
User avatar #49 to #47 - ASDLSD (08/27/2012) [-]
There is no Smirnoff in my ********* of a country.
User avatar #38 to #33 - thelonelyfeel (08/27/2012) [-]
Oh you're so hardcore.
Because the time of day effects how much you drink?
I bet you use chasers too, you probably have 1 bottle every 4 people too XD

User avatar #39 to #38 - ASDLSD (08/27/2012) [-]
I don't drink much, I spend less than 10 Euros when I go out.
I don't like alcohol.
But on special occasions I drink Red Bull Vodka.
#40 to #39 - thelonelyfeel (08/27/2012) [-]
You are talking **** about drinking and saying you don't like alcohol?
That's like talking **** about someone being bad at sex when you're a virgin.
User avatar #41 to #40 - ASDLSD (08/27/2012) [-]
I don't like alcohol anymore.
I liked it before.
User avatar #42 to #41 - thelonelyfeel (08/27/2012) [-]
You haven't denied that you use chasers.
User avatar #43 to #42 - ASDLSD (08/27/2012) [-]
English isn't my primary, what are chasers?
User avatar #44 to #43 - thelonelyfeel (08/27/2012) [-]
Like when people suck on a lime after downing some tequila, or sucking salt off your hand. It makes the alcohol taste go away quicker.
User avatar #45 to #44 - ASDLSD (08/27/2012) [-]
Oh no, I don't do that.
But it's a big attraction here in Croatia.
Most of the time I just sit at the bar and drink a beer.
I know I said I don't like alcohol but I can tolerate beer
#46 to #45 - thelonelyfeel (08/27/2012) [-]
Then why the **** are you trying to talk **** . God damn grow some balls.
Do you even lift bruh? Fight me in real life faggot.
User avatar #48 to #46 - ASDLSD (08/27/2012) [-]
Yes , yes I do.
Also, we got a badass over here
#50 to #48 - thelonelyfeel (08/27/2012) [-]
What the 			****		 did you just 			*******		 say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the 			****		 out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my 			*******		 words. You think you can get away with saying that 			****		 to me over the Internet? Think again, 			******		. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re 			*******		 dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little 			****		. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your 			*******		 tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will 			****		 fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re 			*******		 dead, kiddo.
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#53 to #52 - ASDLSD (08/27/2012) [-]
You made me laugh , here, take some Angie Varona tits.
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#56 to #50 - thelonelyfeel (08/27/2012) [-]
Lol at all the negatives because people don't realize all that text is the "internet tough guy" meme.
#73 to #56 - thelonelyfeel (08/27/2012) [-]
Here is another comment to thumb down with no one explaining why they thumbed it down.
Here is another comment to thumb down with no one explaining why they thumbed it down.
User avatar #140 to #43 - improbablyyourdad (08/27/2012) [-]
A chaser is when you mix another liquid like pop or an energy drink with what ever you're drinking so like captain morgan and coca cola.
#36 to #33 - picklefcker (08/27/2012) [-]
shut up dude..
User avatar #37 to #36 - ASDLSD (08/27/2012) [-]
Why?
Am I wrong?
User avatar #66 to #32 - DropDeadShred (08/27/2012) [-]
To be fair 750ml's isn't exactly a solid effort for a nights drinking.
User avatar #72 to #66 - thelonelyfeel (08/27/2012) [-]
750ml of 80 proof vodka is enough to kill a person if they drink it alone. And usually it's just me, my 2 brothers, and my dad so 2 bottles to 4 people gets you ****** up.
User avatar #92 to #72 - DropDeadShred (08/27/2012) [-]
If you were stupid enough to drop it quick you could die, but between 8 and 1:30 that's a pretty standard party amount.
I'm not trying to act like a bad ass or anything, I'm just saying that that's alright night, not a crazy night.
User avatar #93 to #92 - thelonelyfeel (08/27/2012) [-]
Where is the fun in taking 5 hours to drink 1 bottle? We bought some freeze (however it's spelled) and it didn't last long enough for me to get drunk between me and 4 people.

Shoot I had a bottle of skittles vodka a 5th of the way full and it didn't last more than 30 minutes and that **** tasted like cough syrup and alcohol.
User avatar #98 to #93 - DropDeadShred (08/27/2012) [-]
I usually just down the bottle (any sort of spirit really) within the first 3 hours then drink wine/beer and some shots for the rest.
I guess it just depends on what you call being drunk and how high your tolerance is.
(Fun fact to any highschool kids reading this: if you do have a high tolerance to alcohol enjoy it now, because after highschool it just means that your broke ass has to pay more to have fun.)
User avatar #101 to #98 - thelonelyfeel (08/27/2012) [-]
**** I wanna see someone down a bottle of smirnoff that'll be a sight.
User avatar #105 to #101 - DropDeadShred (08/27/2012) [-]
I done 3/4's of a bottle in one go after having 2 and a half bottles of wine, I can't remember anything, but my friends said I sat down for a while, vomited, collapsed vomited some more then passed out, then vomited some more after that. And that's the night I learned my limits, ha ha.
User avatar #108 to #105 - thelonelyfeel (08/27/2012) [-]
Are we talking just drinking straight out of the bottle? If not then oh pffchhtt

I drunk half a bottle of the 750ml in under 30 minutes and I was eating a sub, I set it on a chair and picked up the entire chair, tried handing it to my brother going "h-dude...h-hold my sub..i dont want it to get hurt!" and I was unable to stand up.

#61 to #28 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
youre all ******* fags
#12 - EpicFailures (08/27/2012) [-]
HFW when you quoted him.
HFW when you quoted him.
User avatar #124 - twatmissile (08/27/2012) [-]
>be late at night
>sleeping like a boss
>suddenly someone grabs me by my neck
>picks me up off my bed
>jabs their finger in my stomach several times
************** .jpeg
>they put their mouth to my asshole and start yelling at it
>someone else starts yelling in my head, cant tune it out
>ears are ringing
>goes on for several minutes, feel violated
>why are people always trying to talk to me?
>suddenly slammed back down on my bed
>assailant storms off
>MFW im a telephone
#146 to #124 - novastroyer (08/29/2012) [-]
YOU ARE PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FOUND WHO WAS PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#114 - vasilis (08/27/2012) [-]
that is copied word for word from a 4chan post... son I am dissapoint
#85 - muricaisawesome (08/27/2012) [-]
Ugh... Suite*
Ugh... Suite*
User avatar #89 to #85 - jalthelas (08/27/2012) [-]
The suite was pretty sweet. (Comment #86)
#6 - baconception (08/26/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#115 - ooooooooooo (08/27/2012) [-]
Partying all night and in bed by 1:30?
#94 - tomesponja (08/27/2012) [-]
Silly OP with his stories about possible sex.

Everyone knows that OP has no friends.

Tell the truth OP.

You had sex with a man didn't you? That's what OP does.
#107 to #94 - anon (08/27/2012) [-]
Op's face when..
#129 - theugandanhero (08/27/2012) [-]
"Trust me on this one, I know what I'm doing."
"Trust me on this one, I know what I'm doing."
#58 - abesimpson ONLINE (08/27/2012) [-]
It's easy, wait until your friend is asleep, then call the broad and **** her.
#119 - MrDuck (08/27/2012) [-]
>On Cruise with friend 3 weeks ago   
>It;'s around 1:30 in the morning and we were parting all night   
>He's half asleep   
>girl we meet on cruise calls the room's number (phone number is room number)   
>she's on speaker so I can hear her too   
>She tells him she cant sleep   
>He sleepily replies "that's too bad" and hangs up the phone (or whatever you call turning off the speaker and phone)   
>I stare at friend for 3-5 seconds before he looks at me with eyes fully open, mouth agape, realizing what he just did   
>I reply to him with "that's too bad"   
>he proceeds to throw a complete gorilla tantrum in our sweet cursing to high heaven   
>he turn blood red and screams at the top of his lungs   
>screams turn into spaghetti   
>we both turn into meat balls   
>I laugh so hard I start vomiting tomato sauce    
>we're on a plate   
>at olive garden   
>we're are spaghetti    
>I'll be your server today would you like grated cheese
>On Cruise with friend 3 weeks ago
>It;'s around 1:30 in the morning and we were parting all night
>He's half asleep
>girl we meet on cruise calls the room's number (phone number is room number)
>she's on speaker so I can hear her too
>She tells him she cant sleep
>He sleepily replies "that's too bad" and hangs up the phone (or whatever you call turning off the speaker and phone)
>I stare at friend for 3-5 seconds before he looks at me with eyes fully open, mouth agape, realizing what he just did
>I reply to him with "that's too bad"
>he proceeds to throw a complete gorilla tantrum in our sweet cursing to high heaven
>he turn blood red and screams at the top of his lungs
>screams turn into spaghetti
>we both turn into meat balls
>I laugh so hard I start vomiting tomato sauce
>we're on a plate
>at olive garden
>we're are spaghetti
>I'll be your server today would you like grated cheese
#1 - fizzor (08/26/2012) [-]
Your friend's FW.
Your friend's FW.
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