>be in college English class.
>Arrogant douchefag is arrogant douchefag for the entire semester.
>20 page paper due for final, 40% of our grade.
>Professor grades papers on grammar and punctuation more than anything.
>Resident testicle enthusiast douchefag leeaves his laptop open in library, with completed paper open.
>Innocent old me uses 'find all' and 'replace with' to replace all the spaces in his paper with commas.
>Revel in his misery when I see him try to reverse the process.