You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi my name is Dan and welcome to windows technical support. how may i help you?
You: Hello Gabby
You: What seems to be the problem
Stranger: okay so im am like ridicuousy horny and want to get wet... can u help me PLEASE ?
You: hmmm... have you tried turning it off and then on again?
Stranger: Yea i know it's kind of random, but my dbag ex cheated on ME so im on a MANhunt lol, im Gabby, u are? ;-)
You: from windows technical support
You: im here to help you
You: fix your computer
Stranger: I see.. where do you live? I am bored in my apartment...and this usually gets me in trouble ;) especially since I'm single and sexually deprived
Stranger: are u on any dating sites?? You seem cool. I just took some dirty pics and put them on my benaughty page.. want to see? lol
You: are you using google chrome?
Stranger: k, here, lemme know what you think You need to login to view this link
.. you might have to make an account if u dont have 1 already. it takes seriously 1 min and its completely free.. so no worries
You: well gabby
You: i think we need to reboot your hardrive
Your conversational partner has disconnected.