So, I was down at the airfeild the other day and i saw Wiggams playing with his willy. I siad "Wiggams, sir will be jolly baity if he catches you playing with your willy". Just after that sir came down and he was jolly baity with me, he siad "ohh, why are you watching wiggams playing with his willy?, Come with me to my office right now.
I followed sir to his office and he siad "Now, I dont want to punish you because i really like you, now please close your eyes. I saw sir getting his willy out before i closed my eyes. Sir got on my back and started ridind me around the room like a horse going "NEIGH EIGH NEIGH", all of a sudden some warm liquid squirted onto my botty and sir said "Ohh, let me get a hankichief because i have spilled water all ove you. Sir wiped my bootty and sent be on my way.