adsfasd - #99027168 added by miscarriage at Old Board. Go to funnyjunk.com/knowledge

loloh

today sucked x.x

it was wet all day

then it got hot

so it was wet and hot

those 2 don't mix well

so muddy

lost my shoe in the mud.. tried tightening my shoe, but ripped the laces.
dsafj;s;ldkjf;

when i got home, i seen that i made a hole in my sock, on the heel from walking
I bought those socks, 2 days ago

#5515683 to #5515664 - suisei

(07/30/2013)[-]

#5515701 to #5515683 - miscarriage

(07/30/2013)[-]

this phanact keeps rolling on his profile

#5515741 to #5515701 - suisei

(07/30/2013)[-]

#5515753 to #5515741 - miscarriage

(07/30/2013)[-]

funnyjunk.com/user/grasmann

#5515830 to #5515753 - suisei

(07/30/2013)[-]

#5515846 to #5515830 - miscarriage

(07/30/2013)[-]

going to have a party tomorrow..

my mom is leaving with her boyfriend for 3 days and leaving me home alone

she left this morning

but there's a problem.. like

there are carpenters.. and i dunno how late they work.

#5515858 to #5515846 - suisei

(07/30/2013)[-]

Ah.

#5515865 to #5515858 - miscarriage

(07/30/2013)[-]

help
meeeeee

#5515888 to #5515865 - suisei

(07/30/2013)[-]

How?

#5515899 to #5515888 - miscarriage

(07/30/2013)[-]

ways around it..

should I just wait till they leave?

or like

lock the doors and shit

fdijf;asodkjf

nu

they'll call my mom or something

#5515928 to #5515899 - suisei

(07/30/2013)[-]

Wait till they leave.

#5515938 to #5515928 - miscarriage

(07/30/2013)[-]

i hope they don't work too late.

#5515947 to #5515938 - suisei

(07/30/2013)[-]

#5516003 to #5515947 - miscarriage

(07/30/2013)[-]

Last year's party didn't work too well

The floor was sticky and my i told a friend about it on facebook

my mom went through my facebook messages

cunt jdkfjs;dk

#5516018 to #5516003 - suisei

(07/30/2013)[-]

#5510568 to #5510497 - sasy

(07/30/2013)[-]

hatefulightmare
god the things i would use my hand for

#5510573 to #5510568 - zealotgold

(07/30/2013)[-]

i see what you did there o.o

#5510533 to #5510497 - datapplejack

(07/30/2013)[-]

i dun really know.

never really thought about skull fucking someone. but there are a few i would let skull fuck me.

#5510527 to #5510497 - jadewest

(07/30/2013)[-]

djequalizee

#5510531 to #5510527 - djequalizee

(07/30/2013)[-]

I'm not this thread in

#5510535 to #5510531 - jadewest

(07/30/2013)[-]

you are now

#5510538 to #5510535 - djequalizee

(07/30/2013)[-]

#5510508 to #5510497 - warzon

(07/30/2013)[-]

the list is too big.

#5510512 to #5510508 - zealotgold

(07/30/2013)[-]

i'm not surprised really... im not...

#5510517 to #5510512 - warzon

(07/30/2013)[-]

Although your on it.

#5510528 to #5510517 - zealotgold

(07/30/2013)[-]

not surprised....

#5510536 to #5510528 - warzon

(07/30/2013)[-]

And then we'd cuddle.

#5510542 to #5510536 - zealotgold

(07/30/2013)[-]

cause cuddling makes it better >.>

#5510549 to #5510542 - warzon

(07/30/2013)[-]

Yeah.

#5510505 to #5510497 - mrlugia

(07/30/2013)[-]

lilmisspinkamena can skullfuck me if she wants.

#5510521 to #5510505 - warzon

(07/30/2013)[-]

You know I haven't actually really talked to pinks.

#5510513 to #5510505 - lilmisspinkamena

(07/30/2013)[-]

heh heh <33

#5510515 to #5510513 - mrlugia

(07/30/2013)[-]

<3<3

#5510520 to #5510515 - lilmisspinkamena

(07/30/2013)[-]

<3 <3

#5510523 to #5510520 - mrlugia

(07/30/2013)[-]

<3<3

#5510534 to #5510523 - lilmisspinkamena

(07/30/2013)[-]

wel...yea... <3

#5510539 to #5510534 - mrlugia

(07/30/2013)[-]

Love you too
<3

#5510507 to #5510505 - zealotgold

(07/30/2013)[-]

^ best answer and ill have to agree

#5510516 to #5510507 - lilmisspinkamena

(07/30/2013)[-]

#5510510 to #5510507 - mrlugia

(07/30/2013)[-]

I call dibs though.

#5510514 to #5510510 - zealotgold

(07/30/2013)[-]

damn you then.

#5510693 to #5510514 - mrlugia

(07/30/2013)[-]

**mrlugia looks at you unaffected.**
Already paralyzed.
Anything else?

#5510702 to #5510693 - zealotgold

(07/30/2013)[-]

**zealotgold laughs as he walks away**
eh! ill give you the win for now.... but my friend when a new challenge shows up ill make sure to get you in! you almost had me there to. what a shame. o well till next time you crazy Pokemon you.

#5510703 to #5510702 - mrlugia

(07/30/2013)[-]

**mrlugia waves as you walk away**
Alright.
But remember. I still have dibs!

#5510593 to #5510514 - mrlugia

(07/30/2013)[-]

**mrlugia chugs it down nonchalantly**
You and your fancy terms.

#5510598 to #5510593 - zealotgold

(07/30/2013)[-]

**zealotgold laughs as he chugs his mug**

heh fancy terms that my friend is 100% pure alcohol good lucking keeping sane

another?

#5510602 to #5510598 - mrlugia

(07/30/2013)[-]

**mrlugia finishes up his drink and holds his mug out**

My brain cells died a looooong time ago.
And yes, I'd love another.

#5510611 to #5510602 - zealotgold

(07/30/2013)[-]

**zealotgold fills his mug up**

well then you gonna wish they where back then my friend

found this off a dwarf crazy fuckers...

#5510615 to #5510611 - mrlugia

(07/30/2013)[-]

**mrlugia chugs it down quickly**

Oh I know. Royal taught me about this a while ago.

#5510626 to #5510615 - zealotgold

(07/30/2013)[-]

**zealotgold pass him another mug**

now this my ffffriend is a drink i stole from the royal cellar.. its from lunas stash that not even the moon could drink with out losing a its shine... i was saving it for just this purpose!

shall we?

#5510632 to #5510626 - mrlugia

(07/30/2013)[-]

**mrlugia grabs the mug and smirks**
We shall.

#5510633 to #5510632 - zealotgold

(07/30/2013)[-]

**zealotgold chugs the drink down a little slower**

o god forgot how spicy that was....damm ghost peppers...

#5510639 to #5510633 - mrlugia

(07/30/2013)[-]

**mrlugia chugs it down and starts to tear up. But keeps drinking, knowing it's all worth it.**

#5510644 to #5510639 - zealotgold

(07/30/2013)[-]

heh well my friend you have a gut of steel now here is the last of what i can find

*pulls out a 2 oz drink*

this...this is the strongest thing you will ever find and they only make 2 oz every 2,000 years..... we each get one and if one of us doesn't pass out from this..then its a draw

*pours his 1 oz in and then mrlugia oz*

good mother fucking luck...

#5510650 to #5510644 - mrlugia

(07/30/2013)[-]

**mrlugia sniffs the drink and then drinks it down at a steady pace.**

#5510653 to #5510650 - zealotgold

(07/30/2013)[-]

hehehehe well my friend how do you feel?? i feel ggrreeatttt

#5510657 to #5510653 - mrlugia

(07/30/2013)[-]

**mrlugia gets a shiver down his spine. Afterwords, I crack my neck.**
Perfectly fiiine.

#5510663 to #5510657 - zealotgold

(07/30/2013)[-]

**zealotgold grins a devlish grin**

o did i mention... i don't play fair.... sorry mate gotta keep up with the best

*watches mrlugia slowly pass out*

gotta love drugs my friend and remember the only unfair fight is the one you lose!

#5510671 to #5510663 - mrlugia

(07/30/2013)[-]

**mrlugia snaps my fingers and ends up behind you**
Ever heard of Substitute?

#5510679 to #5510671 - zealotgold

(07/30/2013)[-]

**zealotgold grins as his clone vanishes**

learned from my elder but needless to say you are gonna feel it in 3, 2, 1.... good night mrlugia but you will remember this day as the day you almost out drank captain zealotgold! and with that

*shoots a trank dark in to his neck*

good luck

#5510518 to #5510514 - mrlugia

(07/30/2013)[-]