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    #5510497 - zealotgold
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    (07/30/2013)[-]
    ITT: if you could skull fuck some one on this thread who would it be?
    ITT: if you could skull fuck some one on this thread who would it be?
    User avatar#5510641 to #5510497 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    xryptosix/suisei
    #6025002 to #5510641 - suisei
    0
    (09/05/2013)[-]
    c:
    User avatar#6025009 to #6025002 - miscarriage
    0
    (09/05/2013)[-]
    lel
    #5513721 to #5510641 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    Comment Picture
    User avatar#5548021 to #5513721 - miscarriage
    0
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    yis
    #5548107 to #5548021 - suisei
    +1
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    boop beep
    User avatar#5548134 to #5548107 - miscarriage
    0
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    watched evil deadd

    fucked up
    #5548354 to #5548134 - suisei
    0
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    neat
    User avatar#5548379 to #5548354 - miscarriage
    0
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    ya
    #5548420 to #5548379 - suisei
    0
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    boop
    User avatar#5548434 to #5548420 - miscarriage
    0
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    mouse isn't working
    whatdo
    #5548438 to #5548434 - suisei
    0
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    dunno
    User avatar#5548444 to #5548438 - miscarriage
    0
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    nuuuuu
    #5548448 to #5548444 - suisei
    0
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    o
    #5548818 to #5548448 - miscarriage
    0
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    This image has expired
    adsfasd
    #5548852 to #5548818 - suisei
    0
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    feg
    #5548865 to #5548852 - miscarriage
    0
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    This image has expired
    uuuu
    #5548869 to #5548865 - suisei
    0
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    nap tiem.
    nii nii
    User avatar#5548872 to #5548869 - miscarriage
    0
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    sleep well <3
    #5548880 to #5548872 - suisei
    0
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    <3
    User avatar#5548469 to #5548448 - miscarriage
    0
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    k
    User avatar#5519209 to #5513721 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    brb ami <3
    #5519250 to #5519209 - suisei
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    <3
    User avatar#5519432 to #5519250 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    bak
    #5519445 to #5519432 - suisei
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    yey
    User avatar#5547689 to #5519445 - miscarriage
    0
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    fag
    #5547698 to #5547689 - suisei
    +1
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    nou
    User avatar#5547712 to #5547698 - miscarriage
    +1
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    nu

    party was gud
    #5547745 to #5547712 - suisei
    +1
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    Neat.
    User avatar#5547759 to #5547745 - miscarriage
    +1
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    yis ^^
    #5547771 to #5547759 - suisei
    +1
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    beep :3
    User avatar#5547780 to #5547771 - miscarriage
    +1
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    boop <3

    how've you been doing?
    #5547854 to #5547780 - suisei
    +1
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    Good. <3
    User avatar#5547878 to #5547854 - miscarriage
    +1
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    good c:

    I'm going to die in a driving accident.
    #5547891 to #5547878 - suisei
    +1
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    O
    User avatar#5547921 to #5547891 - miscarriage
    0
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    Yeh

    I drive carelessly and 2fast
    #5547939 to #5547921 - suisei
    +1
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    y
    User avatar#5547975 to #5547939 - miscarriage
    0
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    cos #yellow
    #5548000 to #5547975 - suisei
    +1
    (08/01/2013)[-]
    o
    #5519491 to #5519445 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    This image has expired
    User avatar#5518424 to #5513721 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    key
    #5518478 to #5518424 - suisei
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    bop
    User avatar#5518523 to #5518478 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    whatcha doin?
    #5518640 to #5518523 - suisei
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    stuff
    User avatar#5518652 to #5518640 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    like wottt
    #5518669 to #5518652 - suisei
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    wsrtgik
    User avatar#5518690 to #5518669 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    i dunno what that is
    #5518739 to #5518690 - suisei
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    o
    User avatar#5518744 to #5518739 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    ya
    soryt
    #5518756 to #5518744 - suisei
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    bop
    User avatar#5518835 to #5518756 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    I want to rewatch Mirai Nikki
    #5518855 to #5518835 - suisei
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    do et
    User avatar#5518879 to #5518855 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    sometimeee

    2late

    have to go to bed in an hour 1/2
    #5518968 to #5518879 - suisei
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    o
    User avatar#5518974 to #5518968 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    yis
    #5519033 to #5518974 - suisei
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    beep
    User avatar#5519163 to #5519033 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    cold
    #5519184 to #5519163 - suisei
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    o
    User avatar#5517326 to #5513721 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    back
    #5517332 to #5517326 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    yey
    User avatar#5517351 to #5517332 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    :3
    #5517619 to #5517351 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    beep
    User avatar#5517635 to #5517619 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    ur slo
    #5517643 to #5517635 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    ye
    User avatar#5517667 to #5517643 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    hmhmhmhm

    what kind of alcohol should i get for tomorrow

    gonna get vodka for shur
    #5518110 to #5517667 - suisei
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    lolidunno
    User avatar#5518124 to #5518110 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    uselesss
    #5518139 to #5518124 - suisei
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    ye
    User avatar#5518144 to #5518139 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    what do you drink besides beer?
    #5518254 to #5518144 - suisei
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    isded   
tea    
water
    isded
    tea
    water
    User avatar#5518263 to #5518254 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    oioi

    alcohol wise
    #5518308 to #5518263 - suisei
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    vodka
    some martini's
    Whiskey
    User avatar#5518339 to #5518308 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    hmm

    k
    #5518352 to #5518339 - suisei
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    beep boop
    User avatar#5518394 to #5518352 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    any specific kind?
    #5518400 to #5518394 - suisei
    +1
    (07/31/2013)[-]
    Nope.
    User avatar#5516798 to #5513721 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    boop
    feg
    #5516808 to #5516798 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    nou
    User avatar#5516828 to #5516808 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    u
    #5516830 to #5516828 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    u
    User avatar#5516853 to #5516830 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    u
    #5516856 to #5516853 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    u
    User avatar#5516862 to #5516856 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    u
    #5516883 to #5516862 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    u
    User avatar#5516897 to #5516883 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    u
    fag
    #5516900 to #5516897 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    u
    User avatar#5516906 to #5516900 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    u
    #5516917 to #5516906 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    nou
    User avatar#5516939 to #5516917 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    UUUUUUUUUUUUU
    #5517035 to #5516939 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    User avatar#5517044 to #5517035 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    ok me
    #5517159 to #5517044 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    yes
    User avatar#5517184 to #5517159 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    <3

    brb
    #5517188 to #5517184 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    <3

    k
    User avatar#5516025 to #5513721 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    shhhhh
    #5516035 to #5516025 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    o
    User avatar#5516053 to #5516035 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    boop <3

    secret is gone on vacation for like.. 2 weeks
    #5516056 to #5516053 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    beep &lt;3   
   
y
    beep <3

    y
    #5516089 to #5516056 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    This image has expired
    Her parents took her with them.
    #5516122 to #5516089 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    y
    y
    #5516139 to #5516122 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    This image has expired
    She had no choice in the matter.
    #5516155 to #5516139 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    but y
    but y
    #5516185 to #5516155 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    This image has expired
    Her parents are decks
    #5516195 to #5516185 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    o
    o
    #5516242 to #5516195 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    This image has expired
    Mhm.

    So how's Ami?
    #5516255 to #5516242 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    I'm good.
    I'm good.
    #5516281 to #5516255 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    This image has expired
    gud.
    #5516298 to #5516281 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    c:
    c:
    #5516371 to #5516298 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    This image has expired
    Pizza or hot pockets for supper?
    #5516720 to #5516371 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    lolidunno
    User avatar#5516756 to #5516720 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    o
    #5516780 to #5516756 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    beep
    #5515602 to #5513721 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    This image has expired
    #5515636 to #5515602 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    Comment Picture
    User avatar#5515664 to #5515636 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    loloh


    today sucked x.x

    it was wet all day

    then it got hot

    so it was wet and hot

    those 2 don't mix well

    so muddy

    lost my shoe in the mud.. tried tightening my shoe, but ripped the laces.
    dsafj;s;ldkjf;

    when i got home, i seen that i made a hole in my sock, on the heel from walking
    I bought those socks, 2 days ago
    #5515683 to #5515664 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    o
    o
    #5515701 to #5515683 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    This image has expired
    this phanact keeps rolling on his profile
    #5515741 to #5515701 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    Comment Picture
    User avatar#5515753 to #5515741 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    funnyjunk.com/user/grasmann
    #5515830 to #5515753 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    o
    User avatar#5515846 to #5515830 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    going to have a party tomorrow..

    my mom is leaving with her boyfriend for 3 days and leaving me home alone

    she left this morning

    but there's a problem.. like

    there are carpenters.. and i dunno how late they work.
    #5515858 to #5515846 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    Ah.
    User avatar#5515865 to #5515858 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    help
    meeeeee
    #5515888 to #5515865 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    How?
    How?
    #5515899 to #5515888 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
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    ways around it..


    should I just wait till they leave?

    or like

    lock the doors and shit

    fdijf;asodkjf

    nu

    they'll call my mom or something
    #5515928 to #5515899 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    Wait till they leave.
    Wait till they leave.
    #5515938 to #5515928 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    This image has expired
    i hope they don't work too late.
    #5515947 to #5515938 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    Comment Picture
    #5516003 to #5515947 - miscarriage
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    This image has expired
    Last year's party didn't work too well

    The floor was sticky and my i told a friend about it on facebook

    my mom went through my facebook messages

    cunt jdkfjs;dk
    #5516018 to #5516003 - suisei
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    le
    User avatar#5510568 to #5510497 - sasy
    +2
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    hatefulightmare
    god the things i would use my hand for
    User avatar#5510573 to #5510568 - zealotgold
    +2
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    i see what you did there o.o
    #5510533 to #5510497 - datapplejack
    +2
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    i dun really know.

    never really thought about skull fucking someone. but there are a few i would let skull fuck me.
    User avatar#5510527 to #5510497 - jadewest
    +2
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    djequalizee
    User avatar#5510531 to #5510527 - djequalizee
    +2
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    I'm not this thread in
    User avatar#5510535 to #5510531 - jadewest
    +2
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    you are now
    User avatar#5510538 to #5510535 - djequalizee
    +2
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    User avatar#5510508 to #5510497 - warzon
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    the list is too big.
    User avatar#5510512 to #5510508 - zealotgold
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    i'm not surprised really... im not...
    User avatar#5510517 to #5510512 - warzon
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    Although your on it.
    User avatar#5510528 to #5510517 - zealotgold
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    not surprised....
    User avatar#5510536 to #5510528 - warzon
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    And then we'd cuddle.
    User avatar#5510542 to #5510536 - zealotgold
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    cause cuddling makes it better >.>
    User avatar#5510549 to #5510542 - warzon
    +2
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    Yeah.
    User avatar#5510505 to #5510497 - mrlugia
    +4
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    lilmisspinkamena can skullfuck me if she wants.
    User avatar#5510521 to #5510505 - warzon
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    You know I haven't actually really talked to pinks.
    #5510513 to #5510505 - lilmisspinkamena
    0
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    heh heh &lt;33
    heh heh <33
    #5510515 to #5510513 - mrlugia
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    &lt;3&lt;3
    <3<3
    #5510520 to #5510515 - lilmisspinkamena
    0
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    &lt;3 &lt;3
    <3 <3
    #5510523 to #5510520 - mrlugia
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    &lt;3&lt;3
    <3<3
    #5510534 to #5510523 - lilmisspinkamena
    0
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    wel...yea... &lt;3
    wel...yea... <3
    #5510539 to #5510534 - mrlugia
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    Love you too   
&lt;3
    Love you too
    <3
    User avatar#5510507 to #5510505 - zealotgold
    +4
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    ^ best answer and ill have to agree
    #5510516 to #5510507 - lilmisspinkamena
    0
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    Comment Picture
    User avatar#5510510 to #5510507 - mrlugia
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    I call dibs though.
    User avatar#5510514 to #5510510 - zealotgold
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    damn you then.
    User avatar#5510693 to #5510514 - mrlugia
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    **mrlugia looks at you unaffected.**
    Already paralyzed.
    Anything else?
    User avatar#5510702 to #5510693 - zealotgold
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    **zealotgold laughs as he walks away**
    eh! ill give you the win for now.... but my friend when a new challenge shows up ill make sure to get you in! you almost had me there to. what a shame. o well till next time you crazy Pokemon you.
    User avatar#5510703 to #5510702 - mrlugia
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    **mrlugia waves as you walk away**
    Alright.
    But remember. I still have dibs!
    User avatar#5510593 to #5510514 - mrlugia
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    **mrlugia chugs it down nonchalantly**
    You and your fancy terms.
    User avatar#5510598 to #5510593 - zealotgold
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    **zealotgold laughs as he chugs his mug**

    heh fancy terms that my friend is 100% pure alcohol good lucking keeping sane

    another?
    User avatar#5510602 to #5510598 - mrlugia
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    **mrlugia finishes up his drink and holds his mug out**

    My brain cells died a looooong time ago.
    And yes, I'd love another.
    User avatar#5510611 to #5510602 - zealotgold
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    **zealotgold fills his mug up**

    well then you gonna wish they where back then my friend

    found this off a dwarf crazy fuckers...
    User avatar#5510615 to #5510611 - mrlugia
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    **mrlugia chugs it down quickly**

    Oh I know. Royal taught me about this a while ago.
    User avatar#5510626 to #5510615 - zealotgold
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    **zealotgold pass him another mug**

    now this my ffffriend is a drink i stole from the royal cellar.. its from lunas stash that not even the moon could drink with out losing a its shine... i was saving it for just this purpose!

    shall we?
    User avatar#5510632 to #5510626 - mrlugia
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    **mrlugia grabs the mug and smirks**
    We shall.
    User avatar#5510633 to #5510632 - zealotgold
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    **zealotgold chugs the drink down a little slower**

    o god forgot how spicy that was....damm ghost peppers...
    User avatar#5510639 to #5510633 - mrlugia
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    **mrlugia chugs it down and starts to tear up. But keeps drinking, knowing it's all worth it.**
    User avatar#5510644 to #5510639 - zealotgold
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    heh well my friend you have a gut of steel now here is the last of what i can find

    *pulls out a 2 oz drink*

    this...this is the strongest thing you will ever find and they only make 2 oz every 2,000 years..... we each get one and if one of us doesn't pass out from this..then its a draw

    *pours his 1 oz in and then mrlugia oz*

    good mother fucking luck...
    User avatar#5510650 to #5510644 - mrlugia
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    **mrlugia sniffs the drink and then drinks it down at a steady pace.**
    User avatar#5510653 to #5510650 - zealotgold
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    hehehehe well my friend how do you feel?? i feel ggrreeatttt
    User avatar#5510657 to #5510653 - mrlugia
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    **mrlugia gets a shiver down his spine. Afterwords, I crack my neck.**
    Perfectly fiiine.
    User avatar#5510663 to #5510657 - zealotgold
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    **zealotgold grins a devlish grin**

    o did i mention... i don't play fair.... sorry mate gotta keep up with the best

    *watches mrlugia slowly pass out*

    gotta love drugs my friend and remember the only unfair fight is the one you lose!
    User avatar#5510671 to #5510663 - mrlugia
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    **mrlugia snaps my fingers and ends up behind you**
    Ever heard of Substitute?
    User avatar#5510679 to #5510671 - zealotgold
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    **zealotgold grins as his clone vanishes**

    learned from my elder but needless to say you are gonna feel it in 3, 2, 1.... good night mrlugia but you will remember this day as the day you almost out drank captain zealotgold! and with that

    *shoots a trank dark in to his neck*

    good luck
    #5510518 to #5510514 - mrlugia
    +3
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    Everyone saw it.   
I call dibs.   
Fagit
    Everyone saw it.
    I call dibs.
    Fagit
    #5510526 to #5510518 - zealotgold
    +2
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    fight to the death?
    fight to the death?
    #5510532 to #5510526 - mrlugia
    +2
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    Implying it would be much of a fight
    Implying it would be much of a fight
    #5510540 to #5510532 - zealotgold
    +2
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    yea i know its a shame im gonna have to clean your guts out of my treads...
    yea i know its a shame im gonna have to clean your guts out of my treads...
    #5510544 to #5510540 - mrlugia
    +2
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    It'll be harder to pick you out of my teeth.
    It'll be harder to pick you out of my teeth.
    User avatar#5510551 to #5510544 - zealotgold
    +2
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    i wish you luck getting through this but lets just face it I.AM.THE.BEST
    #5510553 to #5510551 - mrlugia
    +2
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    You've never met ME before.
    You've never met ME before.
    #5510561 to #5510553 - zealotgold
    +2
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    we will do this like men then... drinking contest
    we will do this like men then... drinking contest
    #5510563 to #5510561 - mrlugia
    +1
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    Fair enough.   
   
Last one to pass out/die wins?
    Fair enough.

    Last one to pass out/die wins?
    User avatar#5510566 to #5510563 - zealotgold
    +2
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    **zealotgold tosses mrlugia a endless mug**
    yep! fair is fair my friend same mug and everything

    CHUG!!!!!
    User avatar#5510570 to #5510566 - mrlugia
    +2
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    You first.
    User avatar#5510576 to #5510570 - zealotgold
    +2
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    **zealotgold throws his mug back and chugs and chugs and chugs**

    come on man you act like this is a challenge
    User avatar#5510578 to #5510576 - mrlugia
    +2
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    **mrlugia turns sideways, keeping an eye on you as I chug quickly**
    User avatar#5510580 to #5510578 - zealotgold
    +2
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    next round my friend?
    User avatar#5510582 to #5510580 - mrlugia
    +2
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    **mrlugia holds my mug out**
    Of course.
    User avatar#5510590 to #5510582 - zealotgold
    +2
    (07/30/2013)[-]
    *pours another drink in*

    this one is a tad stronger lets see what happens its 200 proof...
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