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#5510497 - zealotgold
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(07/30/2013) [-]
ITT: if you could skull fuck some one on this thread who would it be?
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xryptosix/suisei
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c:
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lel
#5513721 to #5510641 - suisei
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yis
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boop beep
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watched evil deadd

fucked up
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neat
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(08/01/2013) [-]
ya
#5548420 to #5548379 - suisei
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boop
#5548434 to #5548420 - miscarriage
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(08/01/2013) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

mouse isn't working
whatdo
#5548438 to #5548434 - suisei
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(08/01/2013) [-]
dunno
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nuuuuu
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o
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adsfasd
#5548852 to #5548818 - suisei
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feg
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(08/01/2013) [-]
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uuuu
#5548869 to #5548865 - suisei
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(08/01/2013) [-]
nap tiem.
nii nii
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(08/01/2013) [-]
sleep well <3
#5548880 to #5548872 - suisei
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(08/01/2013) [-]
<3
#5548469 to #5548448 - miscarriage
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(08/01/2013) [-]
k
#5519209 to #5513721 - miscarriage
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(07/31/2013) [-]
brb ami <3
#5519250 to #5519209 - suisei
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(07/31/2013) [-]
<3
#5519432 to #5519250 - miscarriage
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(07/31/2013) [-]
bak
#5519445 to #5519432 - suisei
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(07/31/2013) [-]
yey
#5547689 to #5519445 - miscarriage
0
(08/01/2013) [-]
fag
#5547698 to #5547689 - suisei
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(08/01/2013) [-]
nou
#5547712 to #5547698 - miscarriage
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(08/01/2013) [-]
nu

party was gud
#5547745 to #5547712 - suisei
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Neat.
#5547759 to #5547745 - miscarriage
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(08/01/2013) [-]
yis ^^
#5547771 to #5547759 - suisei
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(08/01/2013) [-]
beep :3
#5547780 to #5547771 - miscarriage
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(08/01/2013) [-]
boop <3

how've you been doing?
#5547854 to #5547780 - suisei
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Good. <3
#5547878 to #5547854 - miscarriage
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(08/01/2013) [-]
good c:

I'm going to die in a driving accident.
#5547891 to #5547878 - suisei
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O
#5547921 to #5547891 - miscarriage
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Yeh

I drive carelessly and 2fast
#5547939 to #5547921 - suisei
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y
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cos #yellow
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o
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key
#5518478 to #5518424 - suisei
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(07/31/2013) [-]
bop
#5518523 to #5518478 - miscarriage
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(07/31/2013) [-]
whatcha doin?
#5518640 to #5518523 - suisei
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(07/31/2013) [-]
stuff
#5518652 to #5518640 - miscarriage
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(07/31/2013) [-]
like wottt
#5518669 to #5518652 - suisei
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(07/31/2013) [-]
wsrtgik
#5518690 to #5518669 - miscarriage
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(07/31/2013) [-]
i dunno what that is
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(07/31/2013) [-]
o
#5518744 to #5518739 - miscarriage
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(07/31/2013) [-]
ya
soryt
#5518756 to #5518744 - suisei
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(07/31/2013) [-]
bop
#5518835 to #5518756 - miscarriage
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(07/31/2013) [-]
I want to rewatch Mirai Nikki
#5518855 to #5518835 - suisei
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(07/31/2013) [-]
do et
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(07/31/2013) [-]
sometimeee

2late

have to go to bed in an hour 1/2
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o
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yis
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beep
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cold
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o
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(07/30/2013) [-]
back
#5517332 to #5517326 - suisei
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yey
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(07/30/2013) [-]
:3
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(07/30/2013) [-]
beep
#5517635 to #5517619 - miscarriage
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(07/30/2013) [-]
ur slo
#5517643 to #5517635 - suisei
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ye
#5517667 to #5517643 - miscarriage
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(07/30/2013) [-]
hmhmhmhm

what kind of alcohol should i get for tomorrow

gonna get vodka for shur
#5518110 to #5517667 - suisei
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lolidunno
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uselesss
#5518139 to #5518124 - suisei
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(07/31/2013) [-]
ye
#5518144 to #5518139 - miscarriage
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(07/31/2013) [-]
what do you drink besides beer?
#5518254 to #5518144 - suisei
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isded
tea
water
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(07/31/2013) [-]
oioi

alcohol wise
#5518308 to #5518263 - suisei
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(07/31/2013) [-]
vodka
some martini's
Whiskey
#5518339 to #5518308 - miscarriage
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(07/31/2013) [-]
hmm

k
#5518352 to #5518339 - suisei
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(07/31/2013) [-]
beep boop
#5518394 to #5518352 - miscarriage
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(07/31/2013) [-]
any specific kind?
#5518400 to #5518394 - suisei
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Nope.
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boop
feg
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(07/30/2013) [-]
nou
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u
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u
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u
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u
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u
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u
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u
fag
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u
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(07/30/2013) [-]
u
#5516917 to #5516906 - suisei
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(07/30/2013) [-]
nou
#5516939 to #5516917 - miscarriage
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(07/30/2013) [-]
UUUUUUUUUUUUU
#5517035 to #5516939 - suisei
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(07/30/2013) [-]
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
#5517044 to #5517035 - miscarriage
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(07/30/2013) [-]
ok me
#5517159 to #5517044 - suisei
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(07/30/2013) [-]
yes
#5517184 to #5517159 - miscarriage
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(07/30/2013) [-]
<3

brb
#5517188 to #5517184 - suisei
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(07/30/2013) [-]
<3

k
#5516025 to #5513721 - miscarriage
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(07/30/2013) [-]
shhhhh
#5516035 to #5516025 - suisei
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(07/30/2013) [-]
o
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(07/30/2013) [-]
boop <3

secret is gone on vacation for like.. 2 weeks
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beep <3

y
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Her parents took her with them.
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y
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She had no choice in the matter.
#5516155 to #5516139 - suisei
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but y
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Her parents are decks
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o
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Mhm.

So how's Ami?
#5516255 to #5516242 - suisei
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I'm good.
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gud.
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c:
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Pizza or hot pockets for supper?
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lolidunno
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o
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beep
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loloh


today sucked x.x

it was wet all day

then it got hot

so it was wet and hot

those 2 don't mix well

so muddy

lost my shoe in the mud.. tried tightening my shoe, but ripped the laces.
dsafj;s;ldkjf;

when i got home, i seen that i made a hole in my sock, on the heel from walking
I bought those socks, 2 days ago
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o
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this phanact keeps rolling on his profile
#5515741 to #5515701 - suisei
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o
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going to have a party tomorrow..

my mom is leaving with her boyfriend for 3 days and leaving me home alone

she left this morning

but there's a problem.. like

there are carpenters.. and i dunno how late they work.
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Ah.
#5515865 to #5515858 - miscarriage
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help
meeeeee
#5515888 to #5515865 - suisei
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How?
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ways around it..


should I just wait till they leave?

or like

lock the doors and shit

fdijf;asodkjf

nu

they'll call my mom or something
#5515928 to #5515899 - suisei
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Wait till they leave.
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i hope they don't work too late.
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Last year's party didn't work too well

The floor was sticky and my i told a friend about it on facebook

my mom went through my facebook messages

cunt jdkfjs;dk
#5516018 to #5516003 - suisei
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(07/30/2013) [-]
le
#5510568 to #5510497 - sasy
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(07/30/2013) [-]
hatefulightmare
god the things i would use my hand for
#5510573 to #5510568 - zealotgold
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(07/30/2013) [-]
i see what you did there o.o
#5510533 to #5510497 - datapplejack
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(07/30/2013) [-]
i dun really know.

never really thought about skull fucking someone. but there are a few i would let skull fuck me.
#5510527 to #5510497 - jadewest
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(07/30/2013) [-]
djequalizee
#5510531 to #5510527 - djequalizee
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I'm not this thread in
#5510535 to #5510531 - jadewest
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(07/30/2013) [-]
you are now
#5510538 to #5510535 - djequalizee
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#5510508 to #5510497 - warzon
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(07/30/2013) [-]
the list is too big.
#5510512 to #5510508 - zealotgold
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(07/30/2013) [-]
i'm not surprised really... im not...
#5510517 to #5510512 - warzon
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Although your on it.
#5510528 to #5510517 - zealotgold
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(07/30/2013) [-]
not surprised....
#5510536 to #5510528 - warzon
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(07/30/2013) [-]
And then we'd cuddle.
#5510542 to #5510536 - zealotgold
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(07/30/2013) [-]
cause cuddling makes it better >.>
#5510549 to #5510542 - warzon
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Yeah.
#5510505 to #5510497 - mrlugia ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
lilmisspinkamena can skullfuck me if she wants.
#5510521 to #5510505 - warzon
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(07/30/2013) [-]
You know I haven't actually really talked to pinks.
#5510513 to #5510505 - lilmisspinkamena
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(07/30/2013) [-]
heh heh <33
#5510515 to #5510513 - mrlugia ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
<3<3
#5510520 to #5510515 - lilmisspinkamena
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<3 <3
#5510523 to #5510520 - mrlugia ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
<3<3
#5510534 to #5510523 - lilmisspinkamena
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(07/30/2013) [-]
wel...yea... <3
#5510539 to #5510534 - mrlugia ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Love you too
<3
#5510507 to #5510505 - zealotgold
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(07/30/2013) [-]
^ best answer and ill have to agree
#5510510 to #5510507 - mrlugia ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I call dibs though.
#5510514 to #5510510 - zealotgold
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(07/30/2013) [-]
damn you then.
#5510693 to #5510514 - mrlugia ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**mrlugia looks at you unaffected.**
Already paralyzed.
Anything else?
#5510702 to #5510693 - zealotgold
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**zealotgold laughs as he walks away**
eh! ill give you the win for now.... but my friend when a new challenge shows up ill make sure to get you in! you almost had me there to. what a shame. o well till next time you crazy Pokemon you.
#5510703 to #5510702 - mrlugia ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**mrlugia waves as you walk away**
Alright.
But remember. I still have dibs!
#5510593 to #5510514 - mrlugia ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**mrlugia chugs it down nonchalantly**
You and your fancy terms.
#5510598 to #5510593 - zealotgold
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**zealotgold laughs as he chugs his mug**

heh fancy terms that my friend is 100% pure alcohol good lucking keeping sane

another?
#5510602 to #5510598 - mrlugia ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**mrlugia finishes up his drink and holds his mug out**

My brain cells died a looooong time ago.
And yes, I'd love another.
#5510611 to #5510602 - zealotgold
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**zealotgold fills his mug up**

well then you gonna wish they where back then my friend

found this off a dwarf crazy fuckers...
#5510615 to #5510611 - mrlugia ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**mrlugia chugs it down quickly**

Oh I know. Royal taught me about this a while ago.
#5510626 to #5510615 - zealotgold
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**zealotgold pass him another mug**

now this my ffffriend is a drink i stole from the royal cellar.. its from lunas stash that not even the moon could drink with out losing a its shine... i was saving it for just this purpose!

shall we?
#5510632 to #5510626 - mrlugia ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**mrlugia grabs the mug and smirks**
We shall.
#5510633 to #5510632 - zealotgold
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**zealotgold chugs the drink down a little slower**

o god forgot how spicy that was....damm ghost peppers...
#5510639 to #5510633 - mrlugia ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**mrlugia chugs it down and starts to tear up. But keeps drinking, knowing it's all worth it.**
#5510644 to #5510639 - zealotgold
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(07/30/2013) [-]
heh well my friend you have a gut of steel now here is the last of what i can find

*pulls out a 2 oz drink*

this...this is the strongest thing you will ever find and they only make 2 oz every 2,000 years..... we each get one and if one of us doesn't pass out from this..then its a draw

*pours his 1 oz in and then mrlugia oz*

good mother fucking luck...
#5510650 to #5510644 - mrlugia ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**mrlugia sniffs the drink and then drinks it down at a steady pace.**
#5510653 to #5510650 - zealotgold
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(07/30/2013) [-]
hehehehe well my friend how do you feel?? i feel ggrreeatttt
#5510657 to #5510653 - mrlugia ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**mrlugia gets a shiver down his spine. Afterwords, I crack my neck.**
Perfectly fiiine.
#5510663 to #5510657 - zealotgold
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**zealotgold grins a devlish grin**

o did i mention... i don't play fair.... sorry mate gotta keep up with the best

*watches mrlugia slowly pass out*

gotta love drugs my friend and remember the only unfair fight is the one you lose!
#5510671 to #5510663 - mrlugia ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**mrlugia snaps my fingers and ends up behind you**
Ever heard of Substitute?
#5510679 to #5510671 - zealotgold
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**zealotgold grins as his clone vanishes**

learned from my elder but needless to say you are gonna feel it in 3, 2, 1.... good night mrlugia but you will remember this day as the day you almost out drank captain zealotgold! and with that

*shoots a trank dark in to his neck*

good luck
#5510518 to #5510514 - mrlugia ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Everyone saw it.
I call dibs.
Fagit
#5510526 to #5510518 - zealotgold
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(07/30/2013) [-]
fight to the death?
#5510532 to #5510526 - mrlugia ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Implying it would be much of a fight
#5510540 to #5510532 - zealotgold
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(07/30/2013) [-]
yea i know its a shame im gonna have to clean your guts out of my treads...
#5510544 to #5510540 - mrlugia ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
It'll be harder to pick you out of my teeth.
#5510551 to #5510544 - zealotgold
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(07/30/2013) [-]
i wish you luck getting through this but lets just face it I.AM.THE.BEST
#5510553 to #5510551 - mrlugia ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
You've never met ME before.
#5510561 to #5510553 - zealotgold
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(07/30/2013) [-]
we will do this like men then... drinking contest
#5510563 to #5510561 - mrlugia ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Fair enough.

Last one to pass out/die wins?
#5510566 to #5510563 - zealotgold
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**zealotgold tosses mrlugia a endless mug**
yep! fair is fair my friend same mug and everything

CHUG!!!!!
#5510570 to #5510566 - mrlugia ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
You first.
#5510576 to #5510570 - zealotgold
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**zealotgold throws his mug back and chugs and chugs and chugs**

come on man you act like this is a challenge
#5510578 to #5510576 - mrlugia ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**mrlugia turns sideways, keeping an eye on you as I chug quickly**
#5510580 to #5510578 - zealotgold
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(07/30/2013) [-]
next round my friend?
#5510582 to #5510580 - mrlugia ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**mrlugia holds my mug out**
Of course.
#5510590 to #5510582 - zealotgold
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(07/30/2013) [-]
*pours another drink in*

this one is a tad stronger lets see what happens its 200 proof...