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#18 - teevanator (07/23/2012) [-]
Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium.
#38 to #18 - thesuttenburger (07/23/2012) [-]
Really? Becuase if i can't helium them or curium them I rape them
User avatar #20 to #18 - stafflessmoses (07/23/2012) [-]
Heimerdinger.
User avatar #86 to #20 - cudlefish (07/23/2012) [-]
Lol I was just playing him and noticed that
User avatar #107 to #39 - tonyspinners (07/24/2012) [-]
Interesting, that's how I use the bathroom
#44 - mikhailovych ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
There are 2 types of people in this world: People who can extrapolate from incomplete data
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#120 to #90 - theoriginaluser (07/24/2012) [-]
2) Don't misspell success.
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#27 - KFCownz (07/23/2012) [-]
So a piece of gold walks into the bar, the bartender has a disgusted look on his face and says AU get the 			****		 outta here.
So a piece of gold walks into the bar, the bartender has a disgusted look on his face and says AU get the **** outta here.
#114 to #76 - ekkeerr (07/24/2012) [-]
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#29 - andyashes (07/23/2012) [-]
A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a beer?" The bartender says "For you... NO CHARGE"
#22 - foreseeker ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Okay all the chemisty jokes, barium

pic is too ************* relevant
#23 to #22 - eleanortook (07/23/2012) [-]
I was gonna tell a joke about Sodium, but then i thought, "Na."
#136 to #23 - foreseeker ONLINE (07/26/2012) [-]
Oxygen and Potassium. O K

MFW you dont tell the joke
User avatar #1 - deviousman (07/23/2012) [-]
Fizzle.
#2 to #1 - progg (07/23/2012) [-]
the shizzle
User avatar #19 to #2 - kampi ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
Fo' rizzle
#43 to #19 - dabobyjoeson (07/23/2012) [-]
Mah nizzle
User avatar #46 to #43 - kampi ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
ingnizzle da sizzle
User avatar #54 to #46 - zehutit (07/23/2012) [-]
aint no rizzle on my dizzle
User avatar #57 to #54 - kampi ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
fo rizzle ma bizzle-nizzle
User avatar #61 to #57 - zehutit (07/23/2012) [-]
is u my wizzle-nizzle?
User avatar #62 to #61 - kampi ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
yes, i'm your wizzle-nizzle, ma bizzle-nizzle
now jus ignizzle da sizzle wit fizzle (the shizzle) so there's rizzle on ya dizzle
User avatar #66 to #62 - zehutit (07/23/2012) [-]
fo so wizzle-nizzle? cuzzle last tizzle I got rizzle on ma dizzle some snizzle call da fuzzle on myzzle azzle
#68 to #66 - kampi ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
oh ****

I got a Snoop Dogg overload
User avatar #71 to #68 - zehutit (07/23/2012) [-]
I felt like I was talking to him, your profile pic made it 10x funnier though
User avatar #63 to #62 - kampi ONLINE (07/23/2012) [-]
(Don't ask what I said there, because I have no clue whatsoever myself.)
#49 - axry (07/23/2012) [-]
#48 - letmetellyouastory (07/23/2012) [-]
Two men walk into a bar. One asks for H2O the other asks for H2O too.
The second man dies.
User avatar #91 to #48 - okemanresu (07/23/2012) [-]
inb412 year olds don't get it.
h2o = water
h2o2 (h2o too) = hydrogen peroxide
#111 - yoh **User deleted account** (07/24/2012) [-]
#56 - lefish (07/23/2012) [-]
Be wary if you try to make a chemistry joke, because all the good ones Argon.
#14 - Claegel (07/23/2012) [-]
When someone asked me if I knew jokes about Sodium Bromate.. I said NaBrO.
When someone asked me if I knew jokes about Sodium Bromate.. I said NaBrO.
#31 - forevertrombone (07/23/2012) [-]
I was going to make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon and all the ones about noble gases never get a reaction.
#128 - trixxx (07/24/2012) [-]
thats cute
#32 - anon (07/23/2012) [-]
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve nobel gases here." Helium doesn't react.
#115 - rueqeal (07/24/2012) [-]
Let's take all these bad chemistry jokes, and barium.
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