>Be about 5
>Ate taco bell and had to take a messy, watery ****
>Little brother year younger than me was taking a bath in the only bathroom in the house at the time.
>Get him to open the door with my screams and pleas.
>Blow my anal load all over the floor, completely missing the toilet.
>Oh god why did i even bother taking down my pants.
>I hide behind the couch like any alpha would
>Mom comes in and screams "WHAT IS THIS? WHO DID THIS?"
>Mom thinks its little brother. Hahaha
>They both clean up my gelatinous turd soup
> Grounded for a week
worth it. Brother is a dick.