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I'm sorry jonas

 
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#10 - skelejockey
Reply +84
(07/13/2012) [-]
I cut my forehead with some glass along time ago, and now i have a scar. When I read this i laughed so hard my scar hurt. My scar hasn't hurt in six years.
Voldemort is back. MFW.
#32 - Weldothewise
Reply +43
(07/14/2012) [-]
>Be in 4th Grade
>Sitting alone eating lunch
>Bit of a loner at school
>Forever alone.jpg
>See someone eating a bad burrito
>Oh ****, thats gunna be bad for him
>Be in class
>Smell a really bad burrito smell
>Remembers Lunchtime
>Boy looking really nervous
>Teacher notices
>No one comes forward
>**** it
>Make fart noise with hands
>Take the blame
>Taken to nurses
>Don't mention it bro.jpg
>Tell parents what I did
>Get three days off school as reward
#7 - MaverickZero
Reply +22
(07/13/2012) [-]
I ******* lost it at ">smells like a skunk with yeast infection ate taco bell". Thumb for you.
#9 to #7 - anon
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(07/13/2012) [-]
I started laughing maniacaly at that one.
#5 - cazabrow
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(07/13/2012) [-]
>Be stuck in a vault
>Ever since incident at school as punishment
> Kids labelled me as "fart-boy"
>Make good friends with a man named "James"
>His son is now 19 years old
>James plans to escape and continue his "Project Purity"
>Agree to join James and explain the fart wasn't me
> James just finished his recording for his son
>Wish me luck.
#31 to #5 - Noah
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(07/14/2012) [-]
That guy was cool as hell. I was more upset that he died than when my dad died.
#39 - demguiltybones
Reply +14
(07/14/2012) [-]
Oh god I haven't lol'd this hard for a long time.

How isn't this top 5?

"Rumbling get's louder, resonating through bowels and soul"

Jesus H my ******* ribs hurt.
#12 - hrx
Reply +13
(07/13/2012) [-]
i laughed way too hard.. had me tears come out
i laughed way too hard.. had me tears come out
#24 - bnixisbest **User deleted account**
Reply +11
(07/13/2012) [-]
OP, this is probably the funniest thing I have ever seen on this site. I could care less if it is real or fake, this made me laugh so hard, I've probably already woken the neighbors. Truly I wish I could give you two thumbs. Which is why I'm going to favorite this. My sides OP, MY SIDES.
OP, this is probably the funniest thing I have ever seen on this site. I could care less if it is real or fake, this made me laugh so hard, I've probably already woken the neighbors. Truly I wish I could give you two thumbs. Which is why I'm going to favorite this. My sides OP, MY SIDES.
#36 to #24 - anon
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(07/14/2012) [-]
Let me correct your grammar for you:

OP this is probably the funniest thing (that) I have ever seen on this site. I *couldn't* care less if this is real or fake. This made me laugh so hard that I've probably already woken up the neighbors. I truly wish I could give you two thumbs, which is why I'm going to favorite this... my sides OP... my sides.

You're welcome. I know it's summer but I feel an English lesson could provide you great assistance in the future.
#61 to #36 - eternalcorn
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(07/14/2012) [-]
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#8 - knifeyoass
Reply +7
(07/13/2012) [-]
>resonates though my bowels and souls

#2 - dremnus
Reply +7
(07/13/2012) [-]
Holy balls! That was the greatest ******* thing I've ever read.