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Fishy

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Submitted: 07/12/2012
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#13 - chooseme (07/12/2012) [+] (12 replies)
>mfw my friend's first instinct was to flip on the garbage disposal   
   
you didn't post a picture, diptard
>mfw my friend's first instinct was to flip on the garbage disposal

you didn't post a picture, diptard
User avatar #22 - naelcm (07/12/2012) [-]
"Hey we got this cool ass fish!"

Aaaaaaand it's gone.
#102 - lulzinmyroflcopter (07/13/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>Chillin in my bowl
>im the prize for some weird human game
>random dude wins me
>seems chill
>brings me to a party
>they start getting high
>im not into drugs, but i dont mind them doing it.
>They start blowing smoke in my bowl
>not cool bros
>they bring mcdonalds
>start trying to make the french fries move in with me. wtf
>they start losing their **** and rush me to the kitchen
>start pouring all my water out
>these ******* are trying to kill me
>flip them off as i fly down the drain
>FREEDOM
>hear a loud noise then everything went black
MFW
#5 - cajapereturns (07/12/2012) [+] (8 replies)
>last day of senior year
>meet this guy, seems pretty chill
>go to his party
>we all get high as ****
>someone gets McDonalds, they give me some fries and mayo
>realize oh **** dude if I eat this I'm gonna die
>they dump me into the sink
>need to get to some water fast
>go down the drain
>MFW some asshole turns on the garbage disposal
#108 - datguypauls (07/13/2012) [-]
>be 17
>be browsing funnyjunk
>see guy drop slab on his foot
>obviously fake
>skip the content
>see a lot of words
>not gona read that ****
#127 - absolyst (07/13/2012) [-]
Lol, "rip" fishy
#115 - breakfastlunch (07/13/2012) [-]
"rip fish"

You certainly did that.
User avatar #117 - epicarianas (07/13/2012) [-]
>Be 25
>Walking around my land
>Some stranger comes in with a sword
>He destroys heaps of stuff on my land
>I start walking towards him
>He starts running at me
>I blow up
>I'm a creeper
#98 - brettyht (07/13/2012) [-]
">mfw my friend's first instinct was to flip on the garbage disposal"
I see no face!
User avatar #87 - OldSnake ONLINE (07/13/2012) [-]
"rip fishy"

It's funny because the fish was ripped to shreds.
#18 - amaezin (07/12/2012) [-]
Jesus Christ FJ! Stop torturing fish!!
Jesus Christ FJ! Stop torturing fish!!
#20 - ednaeoj (07/12/2012) [+] (7 replies)
**ednaeoj rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Stop drop & ... roll? (morbid) **
**ednaeoj rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Stop drop & ... roll? (morbid) **
#239 - dengekisushi (07/13/2012) [-]
I think it was the June 4th 2012 - June 4th 2012 that got me the most.
User avatar #151 - kirbyy (07/13/2012) [-]
Fish is such a bro. Lol
User avatar #226 - elitetroll (07/13/2012) [-]
>be a fish
>kid wins me in stock market game
>hell yeah new home
>kid brings me to his freinds ho.they start gettin high
>fat **** brings mcdonalds
>the dumbasses think i need food
>start putting fries and mayo in my bowl
>freak out
>tries to catch me from bowl by pouring bowl into sink
>they miss, i go down the drain
>garbage disposal..
>dead
#135 - falconpunchhhhh (07/13/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I bet you felt pretty carpy.
#138 to #137 - anonymous (07/13/2012) [-]
A carpy is a kind of fish you dumbass......
#75 - rjgnal (07/13/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>mfw you dont use mfw correctly
#172 - kingantichrist (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#47 - kwizzy (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**kwizzy rolled a random image posted in comment #74 at Kids and drugs **FUKIN' LOLED
#1 - theonlymedicine (07/12/2012) [-]
why is this not on front page yet?!
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