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#28 - irokk (07/12/2012) [-]
I once owned a pair of crocs.
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#160 to #28 - qazlord has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #162 to #28 - qazlord ONLINE (07/12/2012) [-]
***** step up more because i still own a pair
#310 to #162 - anon (07/13/2012) [-]
***** , Step up, I'm wearing them right now with pride
User avatar #344 to #310 - accdodson (07/13/2012) [-]
***** step up i glued those ******* to my feet
#358 to #344 - lailii (07/13/2012) [-]
***** , step up, I am a pair of crocs.
#459 to #358 - lolzersauce (07/13/2012) [-]
All y'all ****** step up.
#532 to #459 - anonyrnoose (07/13/2012) [-]
A croc wearing crocs. Y'all ****** better step up.
User avatar #548 to #532 - lolzersauce (07/13/2012) [-]
Haha you win. I quit.
#13 - camwilskel (07/12/2012) [-]
wat happened afterward?
#470 to #13 - anon (07/13/2012) [-]
ABORTION
#126 - biggrand (07/12/2012) [-]
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so now we know you've shoved a toothbrush up your ass OP
#157 to #153 - kridane (07/12/2012) [-]
Yeah thats pretty much my reaction to funnyjunk today too
User avatar #177 - piplh (07/12/2012) [-]
A friend of mine told me his story a few years ago:
>He on vacation for a week with his wife and 2 kids
>Get back from vacation, develop film from the disposable cameras
>Gets the pictures back, most are normal except 2 of the photos
>The pictures shows his, his wife's, and his 2 kid's toothbrushes inside a couple black guys ass holes.
>He realizes these pictures were taken on the 3rd day of their 8 day trip
>They've continued using the toothbrushes in question for the past 2 weeks before his little discovery
User avatar #426 to #177 - shfiftyfive (07/13/2012) [-]
did they know who this black guy was or how he got the toothbrushs
User avatar #547 to #426 - piplh (07/13/2012) [-]
He assumes they just broke into the hotel room when they were not there, didn't know the guys, he was in a different state at the time.
#537 - mrmask (07/13/2012) [-]
you like shoving toothbrushes up your ass, don't you OP.
#285 - severepwner (07/13/2012) [-]
>Be about 10
>we go on field trip to Monterey
>right before we get on the bus I get a stomach ache, like a ******* deadrea was inhabiting my intestines.
>it is the longest ******* drive
>try to stop myself, but I can't
> proceed to slowly **** my pants, thanks to Mehrunes Dagon.
>we go to a pit stop, **** what do I do now?
>dinosaur the **** out of there
>I repair the situation as best I can, not enough supplies though
>I leave the bathroom, then one of the teachers ask if I **** my pants.
>whisper "yes"
>then we proceed to our destination.
>as other students walk out they say "goddamn! we must be next to a sewer!"
>"Oh yes, eww umm sewer"
>I go to another bathroom and do some more repairs
>one of the teachers hands me a package of boxers and a pair of shorts. > ************** .jpeg
>I put posessions in a plastic bag and put in a locker for later retrieval.
>I go about my day. Thankfully no one noticed I switched from brown cargo pants, to jean shorts. (brown in more than one way)
>on bus back home
>on way back to base, I realize I forgot my possessions.
>to this day I still think about which employee found **** stained cargo pants, and $20
Years later some 7th grader shat himself ON THE SAME FIELD TRIP! But instead, everybody found out about him. Flawed victory.
User avatar #306 to #285 - chopyourhandoff (07/13/2012) [-]
the best part in your fine story was "(brown in more than one way)"
User avatar #307 to #306 - severepwner (07/13/2012) [-]
I kinda chuckled at "whisper 'yes'"
User avatar #308 to #307 - chopyourhandoff (07/13/2012) [-]
This guy should make a post out of this.
It is better than any of the other stories up here.
User avatar #311 to #308 - severepwner (07/13/2012) [-]
If you want to post it, that's fine. Just send me the link.
User avatar #346 to #311 - chopyourhandoff (07/13/2012) [-]
LOL nah, im good
I don't repost other people's work
I just sort of share any pictures on the web that I think need to be shared.
User avatar #349 to #346 - severepwner (07/13/2012) [-]
Alright. Guess I'll do it. See what happens. Haven't posted in a while.
User avatar #355 to #349 - chopyourhandoff (07/13/2012) [-]
Send me the link.
ill thumb your fellow Funnyjuker
#96 - darthblam (07/12/2012) [-]
And here I was expecting the story to end with some super pedo rape with the girls.
I'm glad that was not the outcome.

... and I'm disturbed that I was expecting that other ending...
#99 to #96 - darthblam (07/12/2012) [-]
And I'm even more disturbed that I'm not even phased by the real ending... the **** is wrong with me?
#37 - wafflepan (07/12/2012) [-]
> I'm in the bathroom
> Hear 2 annoying ass girls in the living room
> Hear drunk ass dude yelling at them
> Drunk ***** storms in the bathroom locking door behind him
> Proceeds to grab me and stick me up his anus
> Then cums everywhere EVERYWHERE
> Puts me back and leaves
> After a while hear "Okay girls, go brush your teeth and get ready for bed."
> MFW they walk in
#455 - anon (07/13/2012) [-]
#149 - jajathezombie (07/12/2012) [-]
>Be 8 years old
>In girl scouts
>Go on camping trip
>Troop leaders give us some free time after we've unpacked
>Me and about 6 other girls from my troop go into one of the tents
>We've all recently learned about sex from finding a porn tape at a slumber party
>Strip down to our underwear
>All start scissoring and pinching each other's nipples to see if we feel anything
>Eventually give up
>None of us speaks of it again
#481 - joemanperson (07/13/2012) [-]
that's just 			******		 up.
that's just ****** up.
#432 - notalfewtag (07/13/2012) [-]
Who the 			****		 just shoves toothbrushes up their ass out of anger?   
   
Gif semi-related.
Who the **** just shoves toothbrushes up their ass out of anger?

Gif semi-related.
#352 - cameronguy (07/13/2012) [-]
That is the most 			******		 up thing ive read in awhile...   
   
   
   
Pic related?
That is the most ****** up thing ive read in awhile...



Pic related?
#380 to #352 - gmarrox (07/13/2012) [-]
I just got the orgasmic feeling of someone else's nails slowly but gently going across my scalp.
I just got the orgasmic feeling of someone else's nails slowly but gently going across my scalp.
#399 to #380 - cameronguy (07/13/2012) [-]
I know that feel bro
User avatar #401 to #399 - gmarrox (07/13/2012) [-]
OH **** I have one of those and now I need to go find it.
#151 - dubslao (07/12/2012) [-]
>Be 6   
>Bored, ask to play 8 year old neighbor girl to play   
>We play "doctor."   
>Strip down all clothes.   
>Lying naked, I start fingering her pussy, not knowing what the 			***********		 I was doing   
>Stick 3 fingers all the way up   
>Get the great idea of putting my penis up there   
>She doesn't want to   
>Feels great, but she starts crying after every time   
>We do it for about a week, still don't know why she's crying   
>Realize 11 years later that a 6 year old scored   
>Realize a 6 year old raped a girl.
>Be 6
>Bored, ask to play 8 year old neighbor girl to play
>We play "doctor."
>Strip down all clothes.
>Lying naked, I start fingering her pussy, not knowing what the *********** I was doing
>Stick 3 fingers all the way up
>Get the great idea of putting my penis up there
>She doesn't want to
>Feels great, but she starts crying after every time
>We do it for about a week, still don't know why she's crying
>Realize 11 years later that a 6 year old scored
>Realize a 6 year old raped a girl.
#472 to #151 - anon (07/13/2012) [-]
closest gif i have to    
wtfboner.gif
closest gif i have to
wtfboner.gif
#499 to #151 - anon (07/13/2012) [-]
Lucky **** . When I was 8 I touched tips with some kid in an outhouse near the playground
#184 to #151 - danytheop (07/12/2012) [-]
Did that when I was 4-5
User avatar #159 to #151 - xgeneration ONLINE (07/12/2012) [-]
This makes me wants to rape the neighbor girl.. she's about 5.
FJ, why.
#462 to #159 - anon (07/13/2012) [-]
FJ why?



what about why you?
#156 to #151 - Bloodstrike (07/12/2012) [-]
its times like these that you should post as an anon..
#158 to #156 - dubslao (07/12/2012) [-]
No, I could care less about what people think of me.


And no one will ever know I did it.
Or who I am.
#59 - doodogger (07/12/2012) [-]
This post reminds me of something that happened to me when I was like 9 years old. Here goes...   
   
>Be 9 years old.   
>In the bathroom, just finished taking a 			****		.   
>Feelsgoodman.jpg.   
>9 year old friend breaches the bathroom door.   
>I bend over and spread my buttcheeks in order to scare him off.   
>He instinctively grabs my toothbrush and shoves it up my unwiped ass. And he runs off   
>Feelsbadman.jpg.   
>I fall on the floor.   
>Everybody walk the dinosaur.
This post reminds me of something that happened to me when I was like 9 years old. Here goes...

>Be 9 years old.
>In the bathroom, just finished taking a **** .
>Feelsgoodman.jpg.
>9 year old friend breaches the bathroom door.
>I bend over and spread my buttcheeks in order to scare him off.
>He instinctively grabs my toothbrush and shoves it up my unwiped ass. And he runs off
>Feelsbadman.jpg.
>I fall on the floor.
>Everybody walk the dinosaur.
#94 to #59 - anon (07/12/2012) [-]
He instinctively shoved a toothbrush up your arse? Cos that's what I'd do if I was ever shown a ****** arse.
User avatar #100 to #94 - browniez (07/12/2012) [-]
If you've ever been in that situation before you would know that thats exactly how you would react
#102 to #59 - gumbo (07/12/2012) [-]
That made my anus cringe a little
That made my anus cringe a little
#16 - noxian (07/12/2012) [-]
My secret....



SOILENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!
#440 - dengekisushi (07/13/2012) [-]
> Be four or five years old
> At my dad's friend's house
> Playing with my big brother and my dad's friend's kid
> Gotta ****
> Crouch down to pick up an escaped ball before I go to the bathroom
> Released a little bit of the kraken involuntarily
> Oh god, it's diarrhea
> Go into the bathroom and remove panties
> Can't find a laundry basket
> Fold up *********** underwear and slip it under dad's friend's pillow
> Leave

I still wonder what the **** that man did when he found that.
#19 - anon (07/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #457 at WoW breakup ** MFW.
#1 - dopplis (07/12/2012) [-]
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