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Submitted: 07/12/2012
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#28 - irokk (07/12/2012) [+] (8 replies)
I once owned a pair of crocs.
#13 - camwilskel (07/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
wat happened afterward?
#37 - wafflepan (07/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
> I'm in the bathroom
> Hear 2 annoying ass girls in the living room
> Hear drunk ass dude yelling at them
> Drunk ***** storms in the bathroom locking door behind him
> Proceeds to grab me and stick me up his anus
> Then cums everywhere EVERYWHERE
> Puts me back and leaves
> After a while hear "Okay girls, go brush your teeth and get ready for bed."
> MFW they walk in
#151 - dubslao (07/12/2012) [+] (9 replies)
>Be 6   
>Bored, ask to play 8 year old neighbor girl to play   
>We play "doctor."   
>Strip down all clothes.   
>Lying naked, I start fingering her pussy, not knowing what the 						***********					 I was doing   
>Stick 3 fingers all the way up   
>Get the great idea of putting my penis up there   
>She doesn't want to   
>Feels great, but she starts crying after every time   
>We do it for about a week, still don't know why she's crying   
>Realize 11 years later that a 6 year old scored   
>Realize a 6 year old raped a girl.
>Be 6
>Bored, ask to play 8 year old neighbor girl to play
>We play "doctor."
>Strip down all clothes.
>Lying naked, I start fingering her pussy, not knowing what the *********** I was doing
>Stick 3 fingers all the way up
>Get the great idea of putting my penis up there
>She doesn't want to
>Feels great, but she starts crying after every time
>We do it for about a week, still don't know why she's crying
>Realize 11 years later that a 6 year old scored
>Realize a 6 year old raped a girl.
#156 to #151 - Bloodstrike (07/12/2012) [-]
its times like these that you should post as an anon..
#126 - biggrand (07/12/2012) [-]
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so now we know you've shoved a toothbrush up your ass OP
#59 - doodogger (07/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
This post reminds me of something that happened to me when I was like 9 years old. Here goes...   
   
>Be 9 years old.   
>In the bathroom, just finished taking a 						****					.   
>Feelsgoodman.jpg.   
>9 year old friend breaches the bathroom door.   
>I bend over and spread my buttcheeks in order to scare him off.   
>He instinctively grabs my toothbrush and shoves it up my unwiped ass. And he runs off   
>Feelsbadman.jpg.   
>I fall on the floor.   
>Everybody walk the dinosaur.
This post reminds me of something that happened to me when I was like 9 years old. Here goes...

>Be 9 years old.
>In the bathroom, just finished taking a **** .
>Feelsgoodman.jpg.
>9 year old friend breaches the bathroom door.
>I bend over and spread my buttcheeks in order to scare him off.
>He instinctively grabs my toothbrush and shoves it up my unwiped ass. And he runs off
>Feelsbadman.jpg.
>I fall on the floor.
>Everybody walk the dinosaur.
#149 - jajathezombie (07/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be 8 years old
>In girl scouts
>Go on camping trip
>Troop leaders give us some free time after we've unpacked
>Me and about 6 other girls from my troop go into one of the tents
>We've all recently learned about sex from finding a porn tape at a slumber party
>Strip down to our underwear
>All start scissoring and pinching each other's nipples to see if we feel anything
>Eventually give up
>None of us speaks of it again
User avatar #20 - picamix ONLINE (07/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
i once got bored and fisted my cat
#153 - iraniie (07/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#112 - MrOblivious ONLINE (07/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
This is disgusting. I've met disgusting people before, but you honestly out rank them all. I know this is the internet and things shouldn't be taken seriously, but this gets my blood boiling pretty bad. I mean you had free pussy and you didn't take it.
User avatar #177 - piplh (07/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
A friend of mine told me his story a few years ago:
>He on vacation for a week with his wife and 2 kids
>Get back from vacation, develop film from the disposable cameras
>Gets the pictures back, most are normal except 2 of the photos
>The pictures shows his, his wife's, and his 2 kid's toothbrushes inside a couple black guys ass holes.
>He realizes these pictures were taken on the 3rd day of their 8 day trip
>They've continued using the toothbrushes in question for the past 2 weeks before his little discovery
#285 - severepwner (07/13/2012) [+] (8 replies)
>Be about 10
>we go on field trip to Monterey
>right before we get on the bus I get a stomach ache, like a ******* deadrea was inhabiting my intestines.
>it is the longest ******* drive
>try to stop myself, but I can't
> proceed to slowly **** my pants, thanks to Mehrunes Dagon.
>we go to a pit stop, **** what do I do now?
>dinosaur the **** out of there
>I repair the situation as best I can, not enough supplies though
>I leave the bathroom, then one of the teachers ask if I **** my pants.
>whisper "yes"
>then we proceed to our destination.
>as other students walk out they say "goddamn! we must be next to a sewer!"
>"Oh yes, eww umm sewer"
>I go to another bathroom and do some more repairs
>one of the teachers hands me a package of boxers and a pair of shorts. > ************** .jpeg
>I put posessions in a plastic bag and put in a locker for later retrieval.
>I go about my day. Thankfully no one noticed I switched from brown cargo pants, to jean shorts. (brown in more than one way)
>on bus back home
>on way back to base, I realize I forgot my possessions.
>to this day I still think about which employee found **** stained cargo pants, and $20
Years later some 7th grader shat himself ON THE SAME FIELD TRIP! But instead, everybody found out about him. Flawed victory.
#96 - darthblam (07/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
And here I was expecting the story to end with some super pedo rape with the girls.
I'm glad that was not the outcome.

... and I'm disturbed that I was expecting that other ending...
#537 - mrmask (07/13/2012) [-]
you like shoving toothbrushes up your ass, don't you OP.
User avatar #195 - Thehomelessman (07/12/2012) [-]
>Be lifeguard at local pool
>Kids are misbehaving
>I take the long pole that has the hooks on the end
>I find one of the trouble makers
>Drown him in the deep end with the pole
>Everybody is terrified
>I look each one in the eyes and tell them that if they tell anyone I would slaughter them
>I sit up on my chair with the pole like a scepter watching the kids
>Nobody else breaks any of the rules that day
#455 - anon (07/13/2012) [-]
#416 - ohitshim (07/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
> Be 16
> Birthday
> Be 17
> Little sister has friends sleepover
> They all go to bed
> Stay up until 3 o clock in the morning
> Sneak into sisters room
> Sees hot friend on the floor
> Everybody walked the dinosaur
> And we had sex
>
#481 - joemanperson (07/13/2012) [-]
that's just 						******					 up.
that's just ****** up.
#432 - notalfewtag (07/13/2012) [-]
Who the 						****					 just shoves toothbrushes up their ass out of anger?   
   
Gif semi-related.
Who the **** just shoves toothbrushes up their ass out of anger?

Gif semi-related.
#352 - cameronguy (07/13/2012) [+] (6 replies)
That is the most 						******					 up thing ive read in awhile...   
   
   
   
Pic related?
That is the most ****** up thing ive read in awhile...



Pic related?
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