I was sitting in math class.
AP Calc to be exact.
The teacher was teaching,
and the students were learning.
We were learning about derivatives.
After about an hour of lecturing, we get homework time.
I sat there and worked on it like a boss.
The teacher came up and asked if I could stay after,
they had a question.
I say "O.K.".
Flash forward, it is now after school.
I go into the classroom and ask my teacher,
"You needed me?"
They say, "Yea, you seem really good at math, can I ask you a question?"
"Of course you can," I said.
They say, "O.K. Now I don't want this to get out of hand so before I ask you this question,
I'm going to need about tree fiddy."
Turns out my math teacher is a 7 foot crustacean from the Paleozoic era.