>be my dad
>be around 30
>goes to a casino in Mississippi
> Beautiful chick in her 20s starts flirting with him, rubbing her hand on his leg, etc.
>Says she wants to go up to her room
>in elevator gettin hot & heavy
>blushes, admits she's a prostitute, says she needs to get some things from her car
>oh god why
>tells her she needs to leave
>shes upset, pulls out phone and makes a call
>when she gets out of the elevator her handler/pimp is there
>the pimp is pissed, says she shouldn't have wasted time without setting up a deal
>prostitute makes a response
>"Well, I know I'm spose' to make sure he gets the deal beforehand, but he's just so damn cute!"
True ****** story