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#2 - ospreys (06/24/2012) [-]
A bus full of Nuns falls off a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter.
St. Peter says to them:
"Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. Please form a single-file line."
And they do so.
St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?"
The Sister Responds "Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger..."
St. Peter says "Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted." and she did so.
St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?"
"Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment..."
"Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted" and she does so.
Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun "Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!"
Sister Susan responds "Well if I'm going to have to gargle this stuff, I'd rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!"
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TL;DR Dirty nuns...
User avatar #3 to #2 - JohnnyRenegade [OP](06/24/2012) [-]


#5 to #2 - epicusernameguy (06/24/2012) [-]
What do you call a black priest?   
HOLY 			****		!   
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What do you call a black priest?

HOLY **** !
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User avatar #11 - ospreys (06/25/2012) [-]
A priest, rapist and paedophile walk into a bar, and thats just the first person...
User avatar #13 - motherferjones (06/25/2012) [-]
Why do ******* only have nightmares?

Because we shot the only one with a dream.
User avatar #15 - machinemaster (06/25/2012) [-]
Why is a cadillac w/ 3 ******* in it going off a cliff a pity?
-Because it could seat 5.

Difference between ****** /elevator?
-One can raise a child.

Why ******* don't go on boat trips?
-Because they're not falling for it again.
User avatar #14 - foelkera (06/25/2012) [-]
What's a ******** idea of foreplay?

"Scream, bitch, and I'll cut ya."
#10 - anon (06/25/2012) [-]
Do they have jokes over white people too :D
#8 - bitchimflawless (06/25/2012) [-]
I haven't laughed this hard in a while
#12 - mredx (06/25/2012) [-]
#20 - anon (11/03/2012) [-]
**** all of you you racist bitches
#19 - anon (10/29/2012) [-]
What do you call a white person? Stupid ......Ha bitches
#21 - anon (11/25/2012) [-]
what is the height of a musslim. the day 9 11.
User avatar #7 - aliceliddell (06/25/2012) [-]
source if you want
http://www . racist - jokes . info/
#17 to #7 - JohnnyRenegade [OP](06/25/2012) [-]
Dude, I should have put that up!
Dude, I should have put that up!
#6 - anon (06/25/2012) [-]
why would a pigeon want to eat chicken?
User avatar #1 - angelshay (06/24/2012) [-]
favorite :D
User avatar #4 to #1 - JohnnyRenegade [OP](06/24/2012) [-]
Thank you. :3
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