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The Midnight Game

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Submitted: 06/16/2012
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#61 - anon (06/17/2012) [-]
So I was playing the game alone because none of my friends wanted to come over to my house to watch me wander around the house bleeding in the dark with nothing but a candle. I had but back the wax of my candle just a tad so that it wouldn't burn out or anything as the 2 o'clock milestone came near. It was so cold in my little apartment room and All of the suspense made me extremely horny. I then proceeded to lay down on the ground, placing the candle next to me, and started fapping away in the wee hours of the night hoping that releasing some Endorphin would give me the courage to carry on with the game. As I began to feel the onset of my climax I heard the door swing open and I turned my head slightly to meet eyes with a figure floating in the dim light of the moon. I knew it was him. The Midnight Man. I pivoted my head all the way around and looked him in the eye and blew my load all over the candle. At that point it was just him and I, eyes locked in the darkness. What he then told me I will remember for the rest of my life.. "Where can a ****** get some Totino's Pizza Rolls in this broke ass town?
User avatar #20 - rikerwithit (06/16/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Doing this tonight. Wish me luck.
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#62 - anon (06/17/2012) [-]
So me and my were playing this game then I got to about 12:07 and I had run out of options. I had to masturbate. In doing so the Midnight Man proceeded to act out my worst fear. He shoved sushi in my penis and had explosive diarrhea on my couch before eating all my cookies and killing a hooker in my house. I don't recommend playing this game.
User avatar #26 - thebuzza (06/16/2012) [+] (13 replies)
oh my...

Recently, I have been waking up at exactly 3:33AM on most nights, and I haven't had a clue as to why...

I hope I haven't found my answer here.
#30 to #28 - thebuzza (06/16/2012) [-]
I'm ready for whatever sinister thing there is.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - handyofdoom (06/16/2012) [-]
good for you.
#63 - ferose (06/17/2012) [-]
Nah, I already have enough weird things happening at midnight.
User avatar #52 - rikerwithit (06/17/2012) [-]
Tonight I will do this and post my updates right after 3:33 if I survive...
User avatar #44 - bradin (06/16/2012) [+] (4 replies)
what happens if you turn on a light?
User avatar #73 to #44 - joestraightballa (06/18/2012) [-]
you realize how stupid you are.
#43 - anon (06/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
problem: must the final knock be EXACTLY as the clock turns midnight, or it just during the minute of 12.00?
User avatar #45 to #43 - handyofdoom (06/16/2012) [-]
it must fall on the exact second that the clock turns to 12.
i.e. start your knocks at 11:59:38 and your knocks MUST be with each tick of seconds
#23 - harrypotterforever (06/16/2012) [-]
I've got friends staying over tonight, this'll be fun
I've got friends staying over tonight, this'll be fun
User avatar #76 - cmbhearts (06/20/2012) [-]
doing it....
User avatar #65 - rikerwithit (06/17/2012) [-]
Nothing happened guys. I did everything the thing said, my candle did go out a few times and did get the feel of something watching but that was mostly paranoia. I enjoyed it though.
User avatar #47 - jgd (06/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
does it have to be a wooden door?
User avatar #36 - sutperman (06/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Has anyone ever done this? And does it actually work? I wanna know before doing all the stuff and finding out it doesnt work.
User avatar #24 - bsproductions (06/16/2012) [-]
**** . I think I'll give this one a miss.
#57 - anon (06/17/2012) [-]
I did this last summer. I have three scars on my legs.

They required three stitches in each.

Don't do it. This **** is terrifying.
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