A guy walks into a bar, he says to the bartender, "Could I get a Rum and Coke?"
The bartender says "Absolutely, here you go." Then hands him an apple.
"This is an apple", says the man.
"Trust me" The bartender replies.
The man takes a bite of the apple, his face lights up, and he says,"Wow! this tastes like coke!"
Bartender says, "turn it around".
The man turns the apple around, takes another bite. "Whoa! it tastes like rum!"
"That's right" says the bartender.
In walks another man and he asks for a Gin and Tonic.
Bartender says "Coming right up", and hands him an apple.
"What is this? some kind of joke? I said Gin and Tonic!"
The other man says, "Dude, trust me, take a bite out of the apple."
The man takes a bite,"Wow!" he says, "It tastes just like gin!"
"Turn it around" says the bartender.
The man turns it around, takes a bite and says, "Is that tonic? That's Incredible!"
"I KNOW!" says the other guy.
In walks a third man.
"What can I get you?" the bartender asks.
"I haven't decided yet", says the man.
The first guy says, "try this, there is an apple for anything you want."
The man thinks for a moment... "Do you have an apple for pussy?"
"Right here", he says.
"Awesome!" he says. He takes a bite and spits it out right away. "This tastes like ****
!", He exclaims.
The Bartender gives him an odd look and says,"Just turn it around".