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User avatar #39 - sirmctree (05/28/2012) [-]
Sounds like a good ol' fashioned face-off
User avatar #42 to #39 - kamehamehanurd (05/28/2012) [-]
OH MY GOD! I havn't laughed that hard in AGES! Thank you. oh my god.
#55 - WolfRider (05/28/2012) [-]
you know, they have this new thing called "drugs"

stuff like that is one of the side effects
User avatar #61 to #55 - kamehamehanurd (05/28/2012) [-]
It also took 12 shots to kill the man.
User avatar #70 to #61 - commontroll (05/28/2012) [-]
Normally it takes a lot of shots to kill a person. It's just that normally they get hit and without adrenaline, the pain drops them, and they try to stop the bleeding. When somebody's on PCP or something like it, they often times don't feel this pain, so they keep going. But some people have been shot 50 or 60 times, and survived, using nothing but their body's adrenaline.
User avatar #73 to #61 - doesnotcompute (05/28/2012) [-]
Half a dozen, actually.
User avatar #62 to #61 - originalcherry (05/28/2012) [-]
It's possible on drugs, y'know.
#8 - xalidan (05/27/2012) [-]
The Naked Man, Works two out of three times. This was not one of those times
#9 - maskedhippo (05/27/2012) [-]
Well, it's time.
User avatar #10 to #9 - darkvengence (05/27/2012) [-]
let me live there please
User avatar #11 to #10 - maskedhippo (05/27/2012) [-]
Depends. What's in it for me?
User avatar #12 to #11 - darkvengence (05/27/2012) [-]
Hot girls.. soda... chips.... free porn
User avatar #13 to #12 - maskedhippo (05/27/2012) [-]
You have my attention.
User avatar #14 to #13 - darkvengence (05/27/2012) [-]
when the time of the apocalypes comes.. i'll contact you
User avatar #17 to #14 - maskedhippo (05/27/2012) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #22 to #17 - tacoiiimaniac ONLINE (05/27/2012) [-]
Thread made me lol, thumbs all around!
#20 - lukefaulk (05/27/2012) [-]
I live in Miami... it had to start here... brb getting my shotgun out
I live in Miami... it had to start here... brb getting my shotgun out
User avatar #19 - GrayStar (05/27/2012) [-]
probably some dude ****** up on pcp
User avatar #71 - GlobeOfCorn (05/28/2012) [-]
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*COUGH* EHEM *COUGH* Lets not forget the 14 million registered hunters in the United States. Along with 10 million more with side arms or illegal semi automatics. Don't forget the South and its ambiguous amounts of firearms. Wait, didn't we have a few million registered military personnel? Along with thousands of vehicles that can withstand heavy artillery shelling? Yea, we're ****** .

No, but seriously, just read that article, it makes some crucial points.
#53 - spidahridah (05/28/2012) [-]
Cannibalism. Not apocalypse.
Cannibalism. Not apocalypse.
#47 - knightguy (05/28/2012) [-]
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for anyone who wants the direct link. dont worry, theres no pictures
#26 - varrensage (05/27/2012) [-]
Haha! It is about damn time.
#27 to #26 - anon (05/28/2012) [-]
oh you nathan...
#23 - renlylikespenis (05/27/2012) [-]
According to the eyewitnesses, the man continued to eat the other mans face when the police officer told him to stop. Wouldn't a zombie have come after the police officer instead of continuing? Zombies eat me if I'm wrong, but I don't think its zombies. Especially since they were both naked. That's gay.
According to the eyewitnesses, the man continued to eat the other mans face when the police officer told him to stop. Wouldn't a zombie have come after the police officer instead of continuing? Zombies eat me if I'm wrong, but I don't think its zombies. Especially since they were both naked. That's gay.
User avatar #25 to #23 - renlylikespenis (05/27/2012) [-]
www.trueswords.com/zombie_apocalypse.php if y'all need to stock up just in case...
User avatar #31 to #23 - Tunaa (05/28/2012) [-]
I can understand why people would think it was zombie but with both men naked I would say it was an adverse reaction to drugs. In this case it is believed to be cocaine.
#32 to #31 - renlylikespenis (05/28/2012) [-]
I actually would be leaning towards PCP. I once knew a fellow who got high on PCP and thought he was spiderman and climbed a building attempting to reach a portal trying to take him back to his universe.
User avatar #33 to #32 - Tunaa (05/28/2012) [-]
Indubitably my dear chap. Phencyclidine a.k.a phenylcyclohexyl)piperidine a.k.a PCP is most likely the culprit. I merely reiterated what the news had recently said.
#7 - platapus (05/27/2012) [-]
so it begins...
User avatar #2 - invshika (05/27/2012) [-]
PCP is a hell of a drug
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#67 to #66 - riverbrony (05/28/2012) [-]
actually more likely that it was PCP lol, but on the right track
#65 - bitchimflawless (05/28/2012) [-]
Well, i'm out.
Well, i'm out.
User avatar #58 - TheOriginalNerd (05/28/2012) [-]
he was suffering from cocaine psychosis

he wouldnt have been able to feel anything
User avatar #6 - painispancakes (05/27/2012) [-]
Found the news video report about it...
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=QdMMRXVhSaE
#57 - ggggotmethisname (05/28/2012) [-]
but........i live in miami
but........i live in miami
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