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My first NOPE

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Submitted: 05/01/2012
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User avatar #15 - woodywoodlinson ONLINE (05/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
> Walking down the road
> Hear dog in apartment
> Love dogs
> Go in through window to check it out
> Land on kid by mistake
> Metal shorts wake him up
> Asshole throws me out window
> Try to grab window frame
> Rip out the window
> Probably paralysed
> Never go there again
#13 - yhellothur (05/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #2 - CreatureofDeath (05/02/2012) [-]
Sleeps with a crossbow... Of all the things why a crossbow? just because they are badass? oh wait **** yeah crossbows are badass good choice
#3 - savvz (05/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I sleep with my nail bat propped against my bed.
#47 - hakusprite **User deleted account** (05/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I sleep with this ****** under pillow.
No need to be afraid anymore.
#48 to #47 - dakkenly (05/02/2012) [-]
nice dildo
User avatar #46 - biggrand (05/02/2012) [-]
>be 14
>wake up
>balls itchy
>scratch them
>go back to bed

User avatar #16 - wrought (05/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be a crossbow
>Get banged by OP
#9 - gjaa (05/02/2012) [-]
>Be stray kitten
>Walking around late at night
>See open window
>Can feel the heat in there for the street
>Climb into the window, using claws for good grip
>See sleeping human
> Mesmerized, stare at him for hours
>Suddenly he wakes up and I **** myself onto him feelsbadman.jpg
> Diarrhea due to poor stray kitty diet
>He goes ******* and throws me out the window
> ****** .jpg
>Land on hard pavement
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#35 - kaiserwilhelm (05/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#29 - tgaffney (05/02/2012) [-]
Hears scratching on 5th floor window.
Thinks its a dog.
His face when...
#27 - krisyboy (05/02/2012) [-]
i sleep with ka-bar under my pillow.
User avatar #19 - foelkera ONLINE (05/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I sleep with my Bo staff and sais every night because I'm a ******* ninja
#22 to #19 - tkellster ONLINE (05/02/2012) [-]
ninja, or virgin whatever you think
#10 - nahingerii ONLINE (05/02/2012) [-]
**nahingerii rolled a random image posted in comment #98 at Macs Windows and faggotass Linux **
> Go out for the weekend to cabin with gf
> Find recording of some old guy reading a book
> **** breaks the window and turns my gf to something horrible
> She jumps on me, i take her head off with a shovel
> I bury her
> i sit tight with shotgun in the house
> Gfs body breaks out of grave and dances
> Her severed head bits my hand
> Run out to workshed with her head attatched to my hand
> Put her head in vice and chainsaw that mofo
> Go inside, hand turns on me
> Have to saw it off at the wrist
> attatch chainsaw to stump
> sieged by zombies
MFW im Bruce Campbell
User avatar #20 - Ombra ONLINE (05/02/2012) [-]
...so you think the cock in OP's mouth is hot?...as in sexy?

#6 - adauchishinsei (05/02/2012) [-]
lol. crossbows are too mainstream. i carry a spiked club with me
User avatar #42 - squiresparkle (05/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
This is why I have two knives (Granted one is ceremonial, but I'm still sure it'd scare someone) a longsword and a dog next to my bed (Live in england, so no guns)
User avatar #34 - heavenlypineapple (05/02/2012) [-]
>be 15
>be on funnyjunk
>see made up morbid posts
>nope nope all of my nope
User avatar #26 - DingoJ (05/02/2012) [+] (4 replies)
i have a dagger under my pillow a loaded crossbow over my headrest and assorted weapons lining my walls, feels safe man
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