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#136 - blizzaze (05/01/2012) [-]
>9th grade, socially awkward teenager   
>buddy tries to convince me to go to this party   
>I say yes because girl I like is also there   
>party goes on, saw the girl a few times during the party but never had the guts to approach her   
>it gets really late, a lot of people already left   
>I'm slightly drunk and finally decide to go talk to her   
>she's also pretty drunk   
>somehow she also seems to like me   
>she suggests to go upstairs   
>I'm 						*******					 nervous as we sit in some random bedroom   
> She say: "Before we start, I've heard this weird thing about you...."   
> "I dunno what you heard about me...   
>But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me   
>No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see   
>That I'm a 						*************					 P-I-M-P
>9th grade, socially awkward teenager
>buddy tries to convince me to go to this party
>I say yes because girl I like is also there
>party goes on, saw the girl a few times during the party but never had the guts to approach her
>it gets really late, a lot of people already left
>I'm slightly drunk and finally decide to go talk to her
>she's also pretty drunk
>somehow she also seems to like me
>she suggests to go upstairs
>I'm ******* nervous as we sit in some random bedroom
> She say: "Before we start, I've heard this weird thing about you...."
> "I dunno what you heard about me...
>But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me
>No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
>That I'm a ************* P-I-M-P
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#193 to #183 - odio (05/01/2012) [-]
P.I.M.P.
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#181 to #136 - raspoetin (05/01/2012) [-]
You magnificent bastard.
You magnificent bastard.
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#153 to #136 - swedz (05/01/2012) [-]
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#145 to #136 - iforgotmypasswords (05/01/2012) [-]
Bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
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