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Submitted: 04/30/2012
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#136 - blizzaze (05/01/2012) [+] (11 replies)
>9th grade, socially awkward teenager   
>buddy tries to convince me to go to this party   
>I say yes because girl I like is also there   
>party goes on, saw the girl a few times during the party but never had the guts to approach her   
>it gets really late, a lot of people already left   
>I'm slightly drunk and finally decide to go talk to her   
>she's also pretty drunk   
>somehow she also seems to like me   
>she suggests to go upstairs   
>I'm 						*******					 nervous as we sit in some random bedroom   
> She say: "Before we start, I've heard this weird thing about you...."   
> "I dunno what you heard about me...   
>But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me   
>No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see   
>That I'm a 						*************					 P-I-M-P
>9th grade, socially awkward teenager
>buddy tries to convince me to go to this party
>I say yes because girl I like is also there
>party goes on, saw the girl a few times during the party but never had the guts to approach her
>it gets really late, a lot of people already left
>I'm slightly drunk and finally decide to go talk to her
>she's also pretty drunk
>somehow she also seems to like me
>she suggests to go upstairs
>I'm ******* nervous as we sit in some random bedroom
> She say: "Before we start, I've heard this weird thing about you...."
> "I dunno what you heard about me...
>But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me
>No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
>That I'm a ************* P-I-M-P
#4 - uniqueusernames (04/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
mfw
#124 - BraindeadBuddha (05/01/2012) [+] (7 replies)
To qoute my late Great-grandfather.
#59 - mrshs (05/01/2012) [+] (23 replies)
MFW when she's on her period
MFW when she's on her period
#119 - rtyo (05/01/2012) [-]
#73 - flavoredassassin (05/01/2012) [-]
>be 20
>at friends birthday party
>meet cute girl, drunk as ****
>make out.
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>come with her home
> **** in her toilet
>leave
#49 - qballextraction (05/01/2012) [-]
Well I'm outta here.
Well I'm outta here.
#86 - flyinjew (05/01/2012) [-]
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#151 - admiralkevlinsky (05/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#120 - LSone (05/01/2012) [-]
wow i laughed

the only thing better would have been you singing circle of life
#21 - mrparkinglot (05/01/2012) [-]
seems legit
#122 - ludislavonac (05/01/2012) [-]
I tried having sex with my gf on her period, it's disgusting... never again, mfw
#116 - poutinesalad (05/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If its my girlfriend I don't care, its gross, but I'll tolerate it cause I care about her. If some bimbo I pick up I'd bail after washing my hands profusely.

Although most girls don't hook up with guys when their on the rag. If this is a true story she's either a slut who cant say no to cock, or was completely obliterated drunk.
#166 - ompalomper (05/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#104 - yourovertheyrenow (05/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#91 - rollingpoop (05/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#96 to #91 - mrshs (05/01/2012) [-]
Not with that attitude
#69 - Wumbologist (05/01/2012) [-]
I'd just convince myself I'd broken her hymen and keep doing my thing...   
   
jesus christ what the 						****					 is wrong with me
I'd just convince myself I'd broken her hymen and keep doing my thing...

jesus christ what the **** is wrong with me
User avatar #26 - stolkenator (05/01/2012) [-]
Clearly, the internet raised you well.
#123 - dontcheckthetags (05/01/2012) [-]
**dontcheckthetags rolled a random image posted in comment #4124999 at FJ Pony Thread ** I knew this story was ******** when OP stared "Giving Her finger".
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