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#136 - blizzaze (05/01/2012) [+] (11 replies)
>9th grade, socially awkward teenager   
>buddy tries to convince me to go to this party   
>I say yes because girl I like is also there   
>party goes on, saw the girl a few times during the party but never had the guts to approach her   
>it gets really late, a lot of people already left   
>I'm slightly drunk and finally decide to go talk to her   
>she's also pretty drunk   
>somehow she also seems to like me   
>she suggests to go upstairs   
>I'm fucking nervous as we sit in some random bedroom   
> She say: "Before we start, I've heard this weird thing about you...."   
> "I dunno what you heard about me...   
>But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me   
>No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see   
>That I'm a motherfucking P-I-M-P
>9th grade, socially awkward teenager
>buddy tries to convince me to go to this party
>I say yes because girl I like is also there
>party goes on, saw the girl a few times during the party but never had the guts to approach her
>it gets really late, a lot of people already left
>I'm slightly drunk and finally decide to go talk to her
>she's also pretty drunk
>somehow she also seems to like me
>she suggests to go upstairs
>I'm fucking nervous as we sit in some random bedroom
> She say: "Before we start, I've heard this weird thing about you...."
> "I dunno what you heard about me...
>But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me
>No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
>That I'm a motherfucking P-I-M-P
#4 - uniqueusernames (04/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
mfw
#124 - BraindeadBuddha (05/01/2012) [+] (7 replies)
To qoute my late Great-grandfather.
#59 - mrshs (05/01/2012) [+] (23 replies)
MFW when she's on her period
MFW when she's on her period
#119 - rtyo (05/01/2012) [-]
#73 - flavoredassassin (05/01/2012) [-]
>be 20
>at friends birthday party
>meet cute girl, drunk as fuck
>make out.
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>come with her home
>shit in her toilet
>leave
#49 - qballextraction (05/01/2012) [-]
Well I'm outta here.
Well I'm outta here.
#86 - flyinjew (05/01/2012) [-]
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#151 - admiralkevlinsky (05/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#120 - LSone ONLINE (05/01/2012) [-]
wow i laughed

the only thing better would have been you singing circle of life
#21 - mrparkinglot (05/01/2012) [-]
seems legit
#122 - ludislavonac (05/01/2012) [-]
I tried having sex with my gf on her period, it's disgusting... never again, mfw
#10 - anonymous (04/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
OP can't get girls.
#116 - poutinesalad (05/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If its my girlfriend I don't care, its gross, but I'll tolerate it cause I care about her. If some bimbo I pick up I'd bail after washing my hands profusely.

Although most girls don't hook up with guys when their on the rag. If this is a true story she's either a slut who cant say no to cock, or was completely obliterated drunk.
#166 - ompalomper (05/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#104 - yourovertheyrenow (05/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#91 - rollingpoop (05/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#96 to #91 - mrshs (05/01/2012) [-]
Not with that attitude
#69 - Wumbologist (05/01/2012) [-]
I'd just convince myself I'd broken her hymen and keep doing my thing...   
   
jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with me
I'd just convince myself I'd broken her hymen and keep doing my thing...

jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with me
User avatar #26 - stolkenator (05/01/2012) [-]
Clearly, the internet raised you well.
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