>Using Old Dish Soap
>Pour Soap into Hand and Smell
>MFW smells like semen
>tell dad that Soap is old and we need new soap
>Dad asks why
>"well it kinda smells like semen"
>"How do you know what semen smells like?"
>Dad comes over and smells after I pour it into a bowl.
>MFW He says it doesn't smell like anything
>MFW I smell it again in the bowl
>MFW I smell my hand
>MFW I masturbated an hour ago