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User avatar #329 - funnywizzard (04/28/2012) [-]
FAT BEN MADE POOP!
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User avatar #324 - drawesomeballs (04/26/2012) [-]
>go to sleepover at mates house
>didnt know sexuality at the time
>friends brother is cute
>see him changing
> ****************** .gif
>friends see
>make me sleep in other room because they dont want me to
'rape and taste their grapes.'
User avatar #317 - niack (04/26/2012) [-]
>Be in 7th grade
>Have to fart
>Friend tells funny joke
>Burt out in laughter
>As I'm laughing I get weak
>Ass cheeks unclench
>Let out massive fart while laughing hysterically
>Fall on floor while laughing and farting
>I also had to piss
>Piss all over the floor
>Start rolling around while laughing, farting and *******
>Start to shart
>I'm wearing shorts that are covered in piss.
>Diarrhea drips down my leg
>Still laughing and rolling
>Class stares in horror
>Remember it was the middle of a test
>Class was silent when I farted and saw me piss and **** all over the place
>Start crying
>Still rolling
>Teacher is out of the room
User avatar #318 to #317 - niack (04/26/2012) [-]
>Walks in
>Sees me rolling around crying with piss and **** every where
>Runs out
>I get up and run out of the classroom while crying and dripping with piss and ****
>Run out of the school building
>Get tackled by security for leaving the school grounds
> Realizes I am covered in **** , piss and tears
>He's covered too
> ******* me in
>Get sent home
>Have to explain to parents what happened
>Get sent to room
>Cries self to sleep

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#314 to #309 - anonymous (04/26/2012) [-]
That's Vanessa Carlton, not Avril Lavigne.
User avatar #315 to #314 - duskman (04/26/2012) [-]
my mistake
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#323 to #315 - kelciekupkakes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#305 - thehandofgod (04/26/2012) [-]
Oh i love all those pictures in it.



MFW seeing all the funny pictures
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#303 - endangeryourkids (04/26/2012) [-]
>Be in 7th Grade
>Friend Asks Reading Teacher to go to Bathroom
>She Says no
>He gets up
>Says he is going to Piss himself
>Says no and sits down
>Gets up to go sit by friend
>Starts *******
>He says "I can't stop!"
>Mfw this happened
#301 - iamrobbie (04/26/2012) [-]
>Be 12 years old   
>Have sister living with her boyfriend in my house   
>Sister gives boyfriend head while I'm at school   
>Sister tries to wash cum down with milk, doesn't use cup   
>Mom walks in   
>Sister spits cum into gallon of milk   
>Everyone drank that milk, including me, my mom, and her boyfriend   
>MFW she tells me this story 2 years later
>Be 12 years old
>Have sister living with her boyfriend in my house
>Sister gives boyfriend head while I'm at school
>Sister tries to wash cum down with milk, doesn't use cup
>Mom walks in
>Sister spits cum into gallon of milk
>Everyone drank that milk, including me, my mom, and her boyfriend
>MFW she tells me this story 2 years later
#298 - neonthethird (04/26/2012) [-]
alright, i've told this before and i'll tell it again...
>be in science class
>have to take a **** , ask teacher if i can go to the bathroom
>teacher asks "do you need to squeeze the lemonade, or do the browns have to go to the super bowl?"
>sit there awkwardly, whole class staring at me and laughing
>slowly put head down
>mfw
User avatar #297 - XZen (04/26/2012) [-]
(100% true story)
>Be 15 in 10th grade
>Have 2 burritos for breakfast
>Get to school
>3rd period
>Have to **** , like REALLY BAD
>Ask bitch math teacher if i can go to the bathroom
>"NO"
>Start jumping around in my chair like a small child
>Can feel the diarrhea start to come out
>Can feel it slowly seeping through my pants
>Get up and run for the door screaming
>Get to bathroom
>Stall taken
>Slam door open (wasn't locked)
>Push the kid who was on it aside
>Pull down pants
>Spurt **** EVERYWHERE
>Didn't go to school for a week....

#296 - xsynysterx (04/26/2012) [-]
>on funnyjunk
>greentexting
>mfw
#295 - anonymous (04/26/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #12632 at Video Games Board **
>generic story nobody cares about
<-mfw someone gives a ****
#289 - anonymous (04/26/2012) [-]
>10th grade sitting in English class.
>Teacher assigns 7 groups of 3 to do a project.
>I get assigned with friend and my crush
>Me and friend talking casually as crush sits there
>Out of ******* nowhere friend decides to hammer fist my stomache.
>I let out a long lost fart that sounded like a whale giving birth
>Crush looks at both of us with incredible disgust
>Friend gets up and makes a scene
>" ill bro that's ******* nasty " Pointing at me covering nose
> I immediatly try thinking of a comeback
>The whole class is laughing at this point.
>I punch my friend in his stomache
>He *****
>Friends name is Brian

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#299 to #289 - anonymous (04/26/2012) [-]
FALCON PUUUUUNCH, **** EDITION!
#287 - galkawhm (04/26/2012) [-]
&gt;Freshman in high school   
&gt;						*******					 senior that nobody likes picks on me   
&gt;						***************					.jpg, not really he did slowly get on my nerves   
&gt;6 months later talking to teacher   
&gt;						*******					 senior making rude noises and interrupting me   
&gt;Turn around and shout &quot;SHUT THE 						*******					 HELL UP!&quot; to his face   
&gt;Whole room goes quiet   
&gt;Teacher punishes senior   
&gt;Another teacher high-fives me   
&gt;MFW I didn't get in trouble
>Freshman in high school
> ******* senior that nobody likes picks on me
> *************** .jpg, not really he did slowly get on my nerves
>6 months later talking to teacher
> ******* senior making rude noises and interrupting me
>Turn around and shout "SHUT THE ******* HELL UP!" to his face
>Whole room goes quiet
>Teacher punishes senior
>Another teacher high-fives me
>MFW I didn't get in trouble
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User avatar #312 to #311 - galkawhm (04/26/2012) [-]
There were some classes that mixed them all. Like homeroom
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#280 - jcfjr (04/26/2012) [-]
100% true (unfortunately) stories:

STORY #1:
Be in 1st grade.
Sister walks me home each day.
I have to poop before we leave the school.
Sister doesn't let me.
Poop my pants two houses away from home.
Stop walking, cry.
Sister stomps off in disgust, waits 15 minutes to tell my mom I'm down there with **** pants.
MFW.


User avatar #281 to #280 - jcfjr (04/26/2012) [-]
>STORY #2
5th grade, me and a good friend go with his family to a canoe race/carnival.
His father is a big part of it, does the times or some **** .
Having a good time when suddenly...
have to poop.
Go to get in porta-potty when we have to leave for the next leg of the race in a rush.
Next leg of the race is half an hour away.
Poop my pants in their van on the way there.
Their older sister takes me home, asks which one of us farted.
I am mortified, my mother is pissed. BUT WAIT! It gets better!
They are good Christians, come back for me after I get cleaned and changed.
Go back to the carnival, it was raining.
Their parents need to go home (race ended), so we are rushed into the van again.
I have to pee.
Pee my pants. Tell them I was wet, got their seat wet with rain water.
Go home, change clothes and sleep over at their house that night.
MFW
User avatar #282 to #281 - jcfjr (04/26/2012) [-]
>STORY #3:
Be in 7th grade.
Hanging around with girl I really like a lot.
In history class, some people right their names in the books, others comment on the names.
I get a book with a complete douche-bag's name in it, someone else wrote 'douche' next to their name.
I write 'agreed' next to it with out looking at the surrounding comments.
Girl I like turns around to talk to me, reads the book comments.
Pissed at me, I don't know why.
Read through the comments.
One comment calls her a whore right next to where I wrote "agreed."
MFW she didn't talk to me for 3 years and things were never the same.

More later, I'm sure.
User avatar #321 to #282 - nativninja ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
ive waited long enough i need me fix of embarising stories
#323 to #321 - jcfjr (12/29/2012) [-]
Embarrassing, yes, but also Beta:   
-Flirting (I'm not very good at it) with this girl for a while, she's been flirting back.   
-Finally, on the day of the final exam in that class, I ask her out.   
-She tells me she will &quot;facebook me.&quot;   
-Know instantly I have been rejected.   
-Look her up on facebook, turns out she has had a boyfriend this entire time.     
-MFW   
-Still not sure why she was flirting with me.   
-Sadly, this was earlier this month.
Embarrassing, yes, but also Beta:
-Flirting (I'm not very good at it) with this girl for a while, she's been flirting back.
-Finally, on the day of the final exam in that class, I ask her out.
-She tells me she will "facebook me."
-Know instantly I have been rejected.
-Look her up on facebook, turns out she has had a boyfriend this entire time.
-MFW
-Still not sure why she was flirting with me.
-Sadly, this was earlier this month.
#276 - RykenX (04/26/2012) [-]
>MFW He says it doesn't smell like anything
>MFW I smell it again in the bowl
>MFW I smell my hand
>MFW I *********** an hour ago
>MFW
>MFW

This is a ******* text post.
#274 - imnotcool (04/26/2012) [-]
>be at work
>be helping customer at the counter
>see smokin hot chick and stare
>mouth the word "daaaaayum"
>Customer tells me thats his daughter
> ****
User avatar #270 - mrblueftw (04/26/2012) [-]
why did you put MFW 4 times with no pictures? thats like saying
Hey guts look at that plane! --------------->
#260 - Gypsybob (04/25/2012) [-]
>At the doctor's getting a check up
>Doctor checking my testicles for lumps
>Get boner out of nowhere
>OHHELLNAW.jpg
>MFW
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