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#32903 - twatmissile
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(05/28/2012) [-]
What is life's greatest illusion?
#33046 to #32903 - dille
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(05/29/2012) [-]
attention:
total shitstorm below.
#33047 to #33046 - twatmissile
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(05/29/2012) [-]
cuz of all the people we killed...
#32922 to #32903 - danster
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Traps
#32920 to #32903 - somefuckingguy
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Potatoes.
#32914 to #32903 - herecomesjohnny
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(05/28/2012) [-]
innocence, my brother.
#32928 to #32914 - herecomesjohnny
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(05/28/2012) [-]
30 seconds too late i guess...
#32940 to #32928 - twatmissile
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(05/28/2012) [-]
**twatmissile rolled user yuisarocker ** reroll- kill him
#32950 to #32940 - herecomesjohnny
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(05/28/2012) [-]
23582 damage on 4918 of armor.

It is done, Night Mother.
#32953 to #32950 - twatmissile
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(05/28/2012) [-]
**twatmissile rolled user luckybastard ** new contract
#32959 to #32953 - herecomesjohnny
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Sithis have mercy on me.
Sithis have mercy on me.
#32967 to #32959 - twatmissile
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(05/28/2012) [-]
**twatmissile rolled user zombiestookmybike **
#32974 to #32967 - herecomesjohnny
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(05/28/2012) [-]
I have failed you once again, Night Mother. The whole shebang, had only one shot and i missed it.

I'll just take my 10 FJ points (you know that's right!) and be on my way. Hail Sithis.
#32978 to #32974 - twatmissile
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(05/28/2012) [-]
+14. you earned it, go with sithis
#32969 to #32967 - herecomesjohnny
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(05/28/2012) [-]
hmm, okay, why not one last. Thy will shall be done, Night Mother.
hmm, okay, why not one last. Thy will shall be done, Night Mother.
#32968 to #32967 - zombiestookmybike
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(05/28/2012) [-]
hey :3
#32966 to #32959 - twatmissile
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(05/28/2012) [-]
**twatmissile rolled user dubslao ** new contract
#32993 to #32966 - dubslao
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(05/28/2012) [-]
what's this?

You're the first person to roll me in 24 hours that hasn't called me "the chosen one"
#32954 to #32953 - twatmissile
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(05/28/2012) [-]
oh god the irony
#32939 to #32928 - twatmissile
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(05/28/2012) [-]
**twatmissile rolled user tweetyftw **
kill this target and you will be rewarded with FJ points.
same rules apply.
#32912 to #32903 - nosurprise
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Innocence, my brother
#32941 to #32912 - twatmissile
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(05/28/2012) [-]
**twatmissile rolled user droopypoopy **
better luck next time, new target
#32946 to #32941 - nosurprise
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(05/28/2012) [-]
The contract is completed.
Hail Sithis!
#32958 to #32946 - twatmissile
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(05/28/2012) [-]
**twatmissile rolled user thepiratemonkey ** reroll, kill him
#32962 to #32958 - nosurprise
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(05/28/2012) [-]
He has been taken care of, Night Mother.
#32965 to #32962 - twatmissile
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(05/28/2012) [-]
**twatmissile rolled user snakefire ** new contract
#32971 to #32965 - nosurprise
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(05/28/2012) [-]
I have failed you a second time, Night Mother.
I am not worthy.
#32979 to #32971 - twatmissile
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(05/28/2012) [-]
**twatmissile rolled user pyyrokinesis ** one more contract, succeed and you will be greatly rewarded.
#32983 to #32979 - nosurprise
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(05/28/2012) [-]
I have succeeded with a sneak attack.
#32991 to #32983 - twatmissile
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(05/28/2012) [-]
indeed, target was offline at the time. 4626 damage to 2451 armor
clean kill, nice job. your payment- 18 thumbs.
Completed: The Dark Brotherhood Forever
#32995 to #32991 - nosurprise
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(05/28/2012) [-]
It was an honour serving you, Night Mother
#32984 to #32983 - nosurprise
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(05/28/2012) [-]
He's online again!
#32960 to #32958 - thepiratemonkey
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Good luck with that.
#32956 to #32946 - twatmissile
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(05/28/2012) [-]
**twatmissile rolled user thisuserwasarepost ** new contract
#32936 to #32912 - twatmissile
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(05/28/2012) [-]
**twatmissile rolled user vigilum ** *Started: the Dark Brotherhood Forever*
Yet another child has prayed to their mother.....
Go on the target's profile and eliminate him, so begins a contract bound in blood...
#33010 to #32936 - twatmissile
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(05/28/2012) [-]
**twatmissile rolled user crabtor ** next contract
#33164 to #33016 - crabtor
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(05/29/2012) [-]
i call bullshit
#33338 to #33164 - twatmissile
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(05/29/2012) [-]
you were offline at the time... sneak attack
#32938 to #32936 - vigilum ONLINE
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Good luck, I'm in a party. And I know you're coming.
Good luck, I'm in a party. And I know you're coming.
#32926 to #32912 - twatmissile
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(05/28/2012) [-]
(enlarge)
We have work to do.
The night mother will roll a random user, go on that user's profile and roll 2, 3 or 4 depending on your weapon of choice.
the number you roll will be the damage you inflict, that same number in reverse order is the target's armor rating.
ie. you roll 352- you inflict 352 points of damage
while the target has 253 hp. this is a succussful kill
you are awarded 5 fj points for each kill and lose 3 for each fail.
post the picture shown below with the first roll on each profile.

#32944 to #32926 - twatmissile
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(05/28/2012) [-]
dubs and you get in the game
#32917 to #32912 - twatmissile
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(05/28/2012) [-]
welcome home.
#32909 to #32903 - Timmietim
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(05/28/2012) [-]
happiness
#32910 to #32909 - twatmissile
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(05/28/2012) [-]
You are not worthy.
#32905 to #32903 - bossdelainternet
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(05/28/2012) [-]
silence
#32908 to #32905 - twatmissile
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(05/28/2012) [-]
You are not worthy.
#32911 to #32908 - bossdelainternet
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(05/28/2012) [-]
hm...i mistook the image for the door to the entrance of the dark brotherhood
#32913 to #32911 - bossdelainternet
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(05/28/2012) [-]
oh wait....