One day a man was feeling very generous so he took a walk down the beach when he noticed a girl with no arms or legs leaning up against a wall. The man walked over to her and said "Hello ma'am, is there anything I can do for you?. The girl said "Sir, this may sound weird, but will you hug me? I have never been hugged." The man did so and went on his way.
The next day he was walking down the same path when he met the girl again. He said, "Hello again. How are you today?". She said,"Oh, I am fine. This may sound weird but, will you kiss me? I have never been kissed." The man did so and went on his way.
The day after that, he came home from work frustrated, because well, he was fired. So he started down the path to see the girl again. When he came to the same spot, she was there, again. Before he could speak, she said, "I know this may seem very weird, more so than before, but will you ****
me? I have never been ******
, and i don't want to die a virgin." The man picked her up and threw her into the *******
ocean. Do you know what he said? "THERE BITCH! NOW YOU'RE ******