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Submitted: 03/21/2012
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#19 - merrymarvelite (03/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
MFW I read the first sentence before the title.
User avatar #103 - wakingthefallen (03/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>In Gears 3 lobby
>Random douche being an ass
>Me "Oh your so funny..."
>Him "That thing between your legs is pretty funny"
>Whole lobby laughs
>Not even a second later I reply
>"What your sisters head?"
#111 - anon (03/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Read the whole thing without reading the title.   
   
OP likes to ass rape kids to death and curse at their mothers.
Read the whole thing without reading the title.

OP likes to ass rape kids to death and curse at their mothers.
#116 - anon (03/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You cussed out an 11 year old kid and his mother online. So hardcore.
#9 - newmainman (03/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Have annoying kid in lobby.   
>Keeps screaming at people when he dies.   
>Someone tells him to shut up.   
>Kid screams incoherent nonsense.    
>Mom gets on mic.   
>Asks who was yelling at her kid.   
>Whole lobby takes blame.   
>Mom gets pissed and says   
>I'm a need about tree fiddy.
>Have annoying kid in lobby.
>Keeps screaming at people when he dies.
>Someone tells him to shut up.
>Kid screams incoherent nonsense.
>Mom gets on mic.
>Asks who was yelling at her kid.
>Whole lobby takes blame.
>Mom gets pissed and says
>I'm a need about tree fiddy.
#128 - zaggystirdust (03/22/2012) [-]
jesus OP, your balls must be made of steel
User avatar #40 - mattdoggy (03/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>be playing reach
>playing with kids that i doubt had two hands
>they can't even walk/shoot half of the time
>decide to not shoot and assassinate them all
>they start cursing like the 12 year olds they were
>keep assassinating them
>a few kills left
>they say something super mean (i forgot what, deal with it)
>i start talking real quietly
>they say they can't hear me
>figure they turn their volume up
>blow a whistle into the mic
>they start screaming and cussing
>woke up Simmons mom
>"is your mom hot Simmons"?
>i hear her in the background
>trollmodeactivate
>"and that's why you guys should quit touching each others wee wees, even if it feels great".
>they log off
>feels so good
#165 - theftbkid (03/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Wow you must be the coolest guy ever, cursing an 11 year AND calling his mom a bitch. You hardcore 						************					.
Wow you must be the coolest guy ever, cursing an 11 year AND calling his mom a bitch. You hardcore ************ .
#54 - deanm (03/22/2012) [+] (6 replies)
>Be playing MW3
>lol wtf am I doing
>Pop in Battlefield 3
>Fly helicopters, **** bitches


inb4 fanboy rage
#43 - candytaker (03/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>Buy BF3   
>Have fun without little kids annoying you
>Buy BF3
>Have fun without little kids annoying you
User avatar #233 - lunacy (03/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
How I read the first sentence:
This 11 year old kid was dying and I was the main person ass raping him.
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You ass raped a dying child, the **** is wrong with you? D:
#8 - anon (03/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
You're such a loser. You know he's a kid, aren't you mature enough to leave him alone?
#10 to #8 - dafuqmang (03/21/2012) [-]
Do you know anything about CoD?

These twat kids are let on then talk like they are twat Teens and Twat adults, so I tells them "Bitch when I was your age I was still worshipping Batman on TV"
User avatar #176 - guessmyusername (03/22/2012) [-]
"this is inapropriate, why are you cursing at him?"
"Wow, your dad has a high pitched voice"
"I'm his MOTHER"
"WHO THE **** LET YOU OUT OF THE KITCHEN?!"


#18 - joshkroger (03/21/2012) [-]
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>In cod lobby
>Kid about 16 talks to his dad (or at least sounded like it)
>Dad says, "did you get your homework done?"
>Kid says "yeah dad I did."
>dad yells, "that's ********* and you know it!"
>Another kid in the lobby, "better go do your homework boy!" (imitating dad voice)
>dad continues to yell
>*the kid is gone from the lobby*
>Everyone laughs

#67 - xIArcticIx (03/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Play MW3
>Take the disk out
>Go get a shotgun
>Blow the **** out of it
>Police come to my house
>Tell them what happened
>They take the Disk
>Give me BF3
>We Hang
#99 - anon (03/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Damn, you must be a god among fags.
#56 - sandnigglets (03/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"This 11 year old kid kept dying and I was the main person who was ass raping him and he kept calling me a "3 year old loser". So I told him to shut the hell up, and blocked him."
mfw i read only the first sentence and was confused as **** . .
User avatar #1 - diddymonster (03/21/2012) [-]
this seems kind of dark, raping and repeatedly killing a kid in a fish lobby while his mum watches
#27 - spambassador ONLINE (03/22/2012) [-]
TOO BAD THAT NEVER HAPPENED
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