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Submitted: 03/17/2012
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#2 - martiini (03/17/2012) [+] (9 replies)
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#27 - crazyinfamous (03/18/2012) [+] (18 replies)
#147 - coventry (03/18/2012) [-]
>Be FJ
>Then try to be 4chan
>Fail
>Go Die
#227 - BlueGamma (03/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
first I was like
first I was like
#228 to #227 - BlueGamma (03/18/2012) [-]
but then I
but then I
#60 - themoe (03/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
We all read this twice, 2nd time imaging it as a washer machine
User avatar #224 - naginatorz (03/18/2012) [-]
>meet girl at grocery store
>eyeing me up and ****
>she comes over
>starts touching me
>go to her place
>leads me into bathroom
>kinky
>we get in her bathtub
>she starts rubbing up on me
>feelsgoodman
>getting nearer the crotch area
>still rubbing herself on me
>reach out to grab her tits
>cant, have no arms
>im a bar of soap
#261 - frenshsik ONLINE (03/18/2012) [-]
mfw I'm turned on by a washing machine
mfw I'm turned on by a washing machine
#12 - AllyGall ONLINE (03/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #287 - ihateyoumore (03/18/2012) [+] (4 replies)
giv me thums NOW
#290 to #287 - Chico (03/18/2012) [-]
To be fair, you never specified what kind of thumbs.
To be fair, you never specified what kind of thumbs.
#340 - gmarrox (03/18/2012) [-]
THANK YOU for not spoiling it with a title like "Washing Machine" or something
#99 - siamix (03/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#343 - sierramistfourteen (03/18/2012) [-]
at least she didn't put a brick in you or someething...
at least she didn't put a brick in you or someething...
#285 - momothebear (03/18/2012) [-]
alternate ending

>she pours liquid in my hole
>start moving around in me
>i'm blushing
>she finally eats me out
>i'm a pan of kraft dinner
User avatar #6 - Forfunaccount (03/17/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>I go to the pharmacy and buy clothespins and condoms.
>I cum early every time I have sex.
>Me and my girlfriend about to have sex.
>Put clothespin at the end of my PENIS to prevent cumming.
>Stick it all inside her.
>Clothespin falls off, I cum, and I start bleeding.
>Blood and cum all over her.
>I start crying.
>I can't find the clothespin
>The clothespin is still inside her.
>I try to reach in there and get it.
>Her vagina eats me.
>Now I'm dead.
>Everyone at the pharmacy scared out of their minds.
User avatar #257 - frenshsik ONLINE (03/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> be walking in the street
> see a girl about 50 meters in front of me
> never seen her befor, she walks to me
> I'm shy, **** **** what do
> get near each other, I can't say a word
> she stare at me
> she start walking arround me and looking at my everywhere
> she stops in front of me, looking at me in the eyes
> her eyes are saying she wants me
> approaching heads
> my heart is beating wildly
> she starts licking my lips
> my chin, my nose
> I decide to do same, maybe she likes it
> she stops, looks at me in the eyes like no one ever looked me
> She turns around and gives her back to me
> I take her doggy style
> feelsgoodman.jpeg
> finish like a boss, pull out
> she looks at me for 5 seconds then starts walking away without a word
> I watch her going
> she suddenly stops in a corner
> pees in the street
> I'm a dog
#210 - becausefuckyoutoo (03/18/2012) [-]
I always read the ending first on **** like this to avoid "walk the dinosaur" faggotry, meh.
User avatar #272 - flavour (03/18/2012) [-]
>I'm in the store
>Mind my own business
>This really hot chick walks into the store
>I stare at her
>She's got huge tits
>I get all hard
>She looks at me
>Holy ****
>A few minutes of her talking, she takes me home
>She takes me into her bathroom (I would assume she likes ******* there)
>She takes me into the bathtub
>She gets all wet
>She starts grinding all over me
>I'm really horny now
>She brings me closer to her crotch area
>She rubs her crotch on me
>I reach out to grab her tits
>I can't
>I have no arms
>I'm a bar of soap
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