I've stopped drinking now, I've learnt that I just embarras myself too much. I remember one night, I was pissed. God I was pissed. I remember getting to the bottom of the stairs, trying to be a quiet as possible to not wake up my parents. So very quietly, I took my shirt off, took my trousers off, took my boxers off and socks off, and I bundled them into a ball, and began to walk up the stairs.
It was only when I got to the top I discovered I was on a bus.