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Submitted: 01/29/2012
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#11 - HeywoodJablowme (01/29/2012) [-]
There once was a man from Nantucket
With a cack so long he could suck it
He said with a grin, after wiping his chin
If my ear were a cunt, I would **** it.
User avatar #13 to #11 - xxAnnekaxx (01/29/2012) [-]
There once was a man from China
Who wasn't a very good climber.
He slipped on a rock
Split his cock
And now he's got a vagina.
#4 - derpyhoovesmuffins (01/29/2012) [-]
but the lie tastes so good
but the lie tastes so good
User avatar #8 to #4 - boxmanfive (01/29/2012) [-]
Whooray for Dr. Who!!! a pinkie for u
#10 to #8 - derpyhoovesmuffins (01/29/2012) [-]
:) yes
:) yes
+7
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User avatar #12 - cylys (01/29/2012) [-]
I liked this post and I pinkieed it up, but the uneven rhyme scheme makes me want to hit small childrens.
#7 - russiannipples (01/29/2012) [-]
I never usually pinkie but this post... This post is BEATUFIUL<3
User avatar #32 - imcoolashell (01/30/2012) [-]
in west philidelphia
born and raised
on the playground
where i opened the door
got on the floor
everybody walked the dinosaur
#16 - GoodGood (01/30/2012) [-]
too lazy to make cake

spends whole life looking for one.
#3 - anon (01/29/2012) [-]
+2
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User avatar #26 - shallowloqi (01/30/2012) [-]
This poem doesn't make sense

This is retarded

It doesn't rhyme at all

The previous line lied to you all.
User avatar #28 to #26 - shallowloqi (01/30/2012) [-]
I rhymed "all" with "all" Unintentionally...
User avatar #25 - gregboo (01/30/2012) [-]
Some poems make sense.
Some poems happen to rhyme.
This poem deserves a pie.
User avatar #22 - Mebeshe (01/30/2012) [-]
Some poems make sense.
Some poems happen to rhyme.
Refrigerator..
User avatar #23 to #22 - xboxkicksyoursox (01/30/2012) [-]
Roses are Red
Violets are Orange
This poem makes no sense
Refrigerator
User avatar #27 to #23 - Mebeshe (01/30/2012) [-]
You are so lucky.
That I do not know how
To use those door knobs.
User avatar #21 - insertswearword (01/30/2012) [-]
I paid a black girl two cents to see her crack,
her crack was so dirty and black,
that I wish I had,
my two cents back.
User avatar #20 - cartmananalprobe (01/30/2012) [-]
There once was OP's mother
She was quite full of lover
I can't remember the rest, but your mom is a whore
User avatar #1 - greenleprechaun (01/29/2012) [-]
sir or madame, i salute your effort. well done indeed.
+4
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#31 - islandpaddler (01/30/2012) [-]
I am the ghost of Christmas past, touch my balls i kick your ass.

User avatar #29 - roflstorm (01/30/2012) [-]
a great aussie chick, jane wonder
when she farted it sounded like thunder
but oh what the hell
i dont mind the smell
cuz she does great work down under
#17 - MotorstormLegend (01/30/2012) [-]
I sEe whAt YoU diD thERe
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