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Submitted: 01/29/2012
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#11 - HeywoodJablowme (01/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
There once was a man from Nantucket
With a cack so long he could suck it
He said with a grin, after wiping his chin
If my ear were a cunt, I would **** it.
#4 - derpyhoovesmuffins (01/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
but the lie tastes so good
but the lie tastes so good
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User avatar #12 - cylys (01/29/2012) [-]
I liked this post and I pinkieed it up, but the uneven rhyme scheme makes me want to hit small childrens.
#7 - russiannipples (01/29/2012) [-]
I never usually pinkie but this post... This post is BEATUFIUL<3
User avatar #1 - greenleprechaun (01/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
sir or madame, i salute your effort. well done indeed.
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User avatar #32 - imcoolashell ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
in west philidelphia
born and raised
on the playground
where i opened the door
got on the floor
everybody walked the dinosaur
#16 - GoodGood (01/30/2012) [-]
too lazy to make cake

spends whole life looking for one.
#34 - joshuavv **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #26 - shallowloqi (01/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This poem doesn't make sense

This is retarded

It doesn't rhyme at all

The previous line lied to you all.
User avatar #25 - gregboo (01/30/2012) [-]
Some poems make sense.
Some poems happen to rhyme.
This poem deserves a pie.
User avatar #22 - Mebeshe (01/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Some poems make sense.
Some poems happen to rhyme.
User avatar #21 - insertswearword (01/30/2012) [-]
I paid a black girl two cents to see her crack,
her crack was so dirty and black,
that I wish I had,
my two cents back.
User avatar #20 - cartmananalprobe (01/30/2012) [-]
There once was OP's mother
She was quite full of lover
I can't remember the rest, but your mom is a whore
#31 - islandpaddler (01/30/2012) [-]
I am the ghost of Christmas past, touch my balls i kick your ass.

User avatar #29 - roflstorm (01/30/2012) [-]
a great aussie chick, jane wonder
when she farted it sounded like thunder
but oh what the hell
i dont mind the smell
cuz she does great work down under
#15 - doxceegamergirl (01/30/2012) [-]
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#3 - Womens Study Major (01/29/2012) [-]
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