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    >There once was a guy

    >who hungered for cake

    >He was far to incompetent to bake

    >So he would scour near and far

    >But the cake scarcity was bizarre

    >He would search and look

    >For however long it took

    >He searched night and day

    >but much to his dismay

    >he thought he would die

    >For the truth is

    >the cake is a lie
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    #11 - HeywoodJablowme
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    (01/29/2012)[-]
    There once was a man from Nantucket   
With a cack so long he could suck it   
He said with a grin, after wiping his chin   
If my ear were a cunt, I would **** it.
    There once was a man from Nantucket
    With a cack so long he could suck it
    He said with a grin, after wiping his chin
    If my ear were a cunt, I would **** it.
    #13 to #11 - xxAnnekaxx
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    There once was a man from China
    Who wasn't a very good climber.
    He slipped on a rock
    Split his cock
    And now he's got a vagina.
    #4 - derpyhoovesmuffins
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    (01/29/2012)[-]
    but the lie tastes so good
    but the lie tastes so good
    User avatar#8 to #4 - boxmanfive
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    (01/29/2012)[-]
    Whooray for Dr. Who!!! a pinkie for u
    #10 to #8 - derpyhoovesmuffins
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    (01/29/2012)[-]
    :) yes
    :) yes
    #9 - ScissorsEli
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    #12 - cylys
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    (01/29/2012)[-]
    I liked this post and I pinkieed it up, but the uneven rhyme scheme makes me want to hit small childrens.
    #7 - russiannipples
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    (01/29/2012)[-]
    I never usually pinkie but this post... This post is BEATUFIUL<3
    I never usually pinkie but this post... This post is BEATUFIUL<3
    User avatar#1 - greenleprechaun
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    sir or madame, i salute your effort. well done indeed.
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    User avatar#32 - imcoolashell
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    in west philidelphia
    born and raised
    on the playground
    where i opened the door
    got on the floor
    everybody walked the dinosaur
    #16 - GoodGood
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    too lazy to make cake   
   
spends whole life looking for one.
    too lazy to make cake

    spends whole life looking for one.
    User avatar#5 - onlysometimesido
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    llol
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