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>There once was a guy

>who hungered for cake

>He was far to incompetent to bake

>So he would scour near and far

>But the cake scarcity was bizarre

>He would search and look

>For however long it took

>He searched night and day

>but much to his dismay

>he thought he would die

>For the truth is

>the cake is a lie

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#11 - HeywoodJablowme

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(01/29/2012)[-]

There once was a man from Nantucket
With a cack so long he could suck it
He said with a grin, after wiping his chin
If my ear were a cunt, I would **** it.

There once was a man from Nantucket
With a cack so long he could suck it
He said with a grin, after wiping his chin
If my ear were a cunt, I would **** it.

#13 to #11 - xxAnnekaxx

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(01/29/2012)[-]

There once was a man from China
Who wasn't a very good climber.
He slipped on a rock
Split his cock
And now he's got a vagina.

#4 - derpyhoovesmuffins

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(01/29/2012)[-]

but the lie tastes so good

but the lie tastes so good

#8 to #4 - boxmanfive

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(01/29/2012)[-]

Whooray for Dr. Who!!! a pinkie for u

#10 to #8 - derpyhoovesmuffins

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(01/29/2012)[-]

:) yes

:) yes

#9 - ScissorsEli

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(01/29/2012)[-]

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#30 - batnana**User deleted account**

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(01/29/2012)[-]

I liked this post and I pinkieed it up, but the uneven rhyme scheme makes me want to hit small childrens.

#7 - russiannipples

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(01/29/2012)[-]

I never usually pinkie but this post... This post is BEATUFIUL<3

I never usually pinkie but this post... This post is BEATUFIUL<3

#1 - greenleprechaun

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(01/29/2012)[-]

sir or madame, i salute your effort. well done indeed.

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#32 - imcoolashell

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(01/30/2012)[-]

in west philidelphia
born and raised
on the playground
where i opened the door
got on the floor
everybody walked the dinosaur

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(01/30/2012)[-]

too lazy to make cake

spends whole life looking for one.

too lazy to make cake

spends whole life looking for one.

#5 - onlysometimesido

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(01/29/2012)[-]

llol

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