Today in class my math teacher decided to hand out our homework for the weekend. The class moaned.
"It's not that much, It's only about half of a page long."
That's when I responded by saying...
"Yea well so is my dick but I don't go around telling the whole class to do it"
Nevertheless, that afternoon in the principals office was well worth it.
Edit: Also, don't be that fag who goes to the comments just to go off about dick size. From a eu perspective paper is sized a4 (12 inches) btw.