Woman is plowing field for man. Man
walks up to woman. Woman says,
"Husband, if I can plow no more,
would you still love me?"
Man replies, "Do not be silly,
babushka, for I do not love you
Woman is saddened. Tears in her eyes
freeze from cold Siberian weather,
blinding her. She trips on glorious
Russian sinkhole, breaking neck.
Man walks up and speaks, but she is
"This is why I no love you, for true
Russian woman would get up and
continue working towards good of
Woman's freezing body loses bowels,
which enrages husband, who shouts,
"Even in death, you disgrace country!"
Husband then uses wife's remains as
fertilizer for glorious turnip farm.
Such is life in Soviet Russia.