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Submitted: 12/19/2011
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User avatar #8 - thejerseyjenn (12/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
This is what i want to see in horror movies. SMART people.
#105 - anonymous (12/20/2011) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #81 - MyNameIsARickRoll (12/20/2011) [+] (2 replies)
In Russia, coffin has pipe for air, and bell with string. If man is true Soviet, he does not die. When buried, yells for undertaker and rings bell. Bell rings. Is no wind.
Undertaker asks - "Are you lady Gorbochev?"
Voice says "Yes!"
"Born winter of 1927?"
"Yes!"
"Gravestone says 'Died 20 February, 1957"
"Niet, am still living!"
"Am sorry, but is August. In June, ground will thaw. You must wait for June."
And woman is true Soviet, waits for June.
#60 - shawshankz (12/20/2011) [-]
"...and that kids is how i met your mother"
#63 - toughmcbuff (12/20/2011) [+] (4 replies)
That awkward moment when she actually was alive and has been surviving off moss, insects and rainwater that went down the pipe.
#233 - codyxvasco (12/20/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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TL;DR?

<<Look at this
#174 - formeranonymous (12/20/2011) [+] (3 replies)
BUT WHO WAS BELL?!
User avatar #1 - LulzKitty (12/20/2011) [+] (8 replies)
My birthday is February 20th ;>_>
#281 - SGTBLACKPOWA (12/20/2011) [+] (10 replies)
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User avatar #45 - jackthexiv ONLINE (12/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
In earlier years they found out that the lead in mugs used for beer and drinking caused the heart to stop for a short period of time, People would be found Lying around without a pulse, So they Buried them.
during some kind of an economic struggle they had to reuse coffins, after digging them up and finding scratched up coffins.
they attached tubes and bells and attached them to the fingers of the buried.

Thus the expression 'Saved by the Bell'
#44 - hellbird (12/20/2011) [-]
that awkward moment when he realizes there was a typo on the headstone.
#487 - mytrakytra (12/20/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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MFW I can highlight the words.
#263 - simps (12/20/2011) [+] (11 replies)
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inb4 cool story bro
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#41 to #40 - jonbjsig (12/20/2011) [-]
Exactly, a coma works just like a bears hibernation, you don't have to eat, drink or have anything to feed you and keep you alive...
User avatar #92 - gimmebackmygoose (12/20/2011) [+] (2 replies)
>Be a gravedigger
>a bell rings
>it means that someone is alive
>ask if anyone is there
>get a reply
>"yes"
> **** your pants
>fannypack opens, spaghetti falls out
>"lol, **** your **** ****** "
>plug hole
>then who was phone?
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#16 - doctrine (12/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
<--- What he dug up
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