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#7309 - tmstyrant (17 hours ago) [-]
The first session starts now!
roll 5
remember your countries orientation will also factor in to if you pass or fail and to a certain extent how much you pass or fail.
Remember that role playing your country will help as well but is not completely necessary.



haydentheviking feelythefeel krystalkitty hermaeousmora mysticpichu
User avatar #7376 to #7309 - feelythefeel ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
I thought we were doing one a day. Can I make up my rounds?
User avatar #7375 to #7309 - feelythefeel ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
Wait, we did multiple rounds today?
User avatar #7373 to #7309 - tmstyrant (14 hours ago) [-]
Alright guys next round will be Friday at 6pm, so 2 hours earlier than this round. This is tentative, it might start later.

haydentheviking feelythefeel krystalkitty hermaeousmora mysticpichu
User avatar #7374 to #7373 - tmstyrant (14 hours ago) [-]
Thats 6pm EST

haydentheviking feelythefeel krystalkitty hermaeousmora mysticpichu
#7372 to #7309 - tmstyrant (14 hours ago) [-]
The Enlightened Academia of Shenglon hermaeousmora
The first three circles were formed in theory but people have yet to be placed in their assigned places by the Enlightened. Some youngsters start developing interest in crafts with the subtle guidance of the Enlighten, the beginnings of the first circle perhaps? The especially bright children have been noted by the Enlightened as possible candidates for induction.
Inbredville: land of the rednecks haydentheviking

Da women be breeden like normal, day try to get frisky but da men where too busy with the important job of lifting goats. Praise be to DA LORD in his house, dis being such a important building da elder took up residence to betta plan da families future. Praise be to DA LORD and his gifted children, day be the leader of our faith, sometimes day are hard to understand wit talk of potatoes an too many chromosomes, it aint makin sense but DA LORD must be speaking through dem!

Xiongmao Dynasty krystalkitty
The advisors have been assigned to look over the different areas of the Dynasty, from military to economy, this greatly streamlines the affairs of the nation and the Empress can now focus on the important matters. The technology advisor wasted no time in developing a series of throwing spears and primitive bows to be used by the militia, it will take time to construct and arm the militia but this is a great step. The fashion show has come to Xiongmao, showcasing many new outfits for practical use and protection against the elements, the military gear is little more than a uniform not providing much in the way of protection. They were also put on sale in the newly made market place giving the citizens a chance to but the clothes.
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User avatar #7370 to #7309 - haydentheviking ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
can we do the rounds a bit earlier cause its now 3am y'know a few hours earlier if you can?
User avatar #7365 to #7309 - tmstyrant (14 hours ago) [-]
This round will be the last for tonight guys
haydentheviking feelythefeel krystalkitty hermaeousmora mysticpichu

roll up
User avatar #7369 to #7365 - haydentheviking ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
**haydentheviking rolls 01,899**

1-2 Now that Inbredville has expanded the women start to walk towards the men and begin breeding and making a small settlements, they bring food and tools from the home town
3- the town now city now has a church for praising DA LORD and it is also a place for the elders to meet and make plans for the future
4. 3 out of the 4 groups start returning and the last group that were going north continue there quest to discover new things and new paths for the future of family members to follow
5- some of the members of the family (around 5) have been so bred throughout the family tree they have so many powers they are worshipped as the gifted and they are now priests in our churchs to preach the name of DA LORD
User avatar #7368 to #7365 - krystalkitty (14 hours ago) [-]
**krystalkitty rolls 37,898**

1-2: With the country growing, the Empress cannot take care of every single little issue by herself. So she assigns hand picked advisers for every area of daily work, such as military, technology, science, etc. They will manage those areas under the supervision of the Empress.
3: Have the technology adviser create a form of ranged weaponry for hunting and defending.
4-5: Have tailors design new types of clothing for military use, practical use, and to protect against the elements. Have the newly designed clothing be traded on the marketplace to the citizens and nomads.
User avatar #7367 to #7365 - tmstyrant (14 hours ago) [-]
haydentheviking feelythefeel krystalkitty

5 more min guys
User avatar #7366 to #7365 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
**hermaeousmora rolls 71,355**

1-2 Have the Enlightened establish the first three of the seven circles. The First Circle is the 'Unlearned', they are those who have yet to choose a profession or area of study, and those who are still learning the basics of education. Mostly children and adolescents. The Second Circle is the 'Sustainers', those who contribute the raw resources needed for the land to flourish. Miners, Farmers, Woodsmen, and Fishermen are all Sustainers. The Third Circle is the 'Shapers', those who process the raw materials into more refined materials such as flour, metal ingots, planks, and so on.
3-4 Continue to urge the importance of crafting to the young, having some of the Enlightened guide them.
5 Begin raising the next generation of the Enlightened from the brightest and most gifted young commoners.
#7355 to #7309 - tmstyrant (15 hours ago) [-]
Alright next session starts in 5 mins, you will have 10 mins to get me your rolls!
haydentheviking feelythefeel krystalkitty hermaeousmora mysticpichu
#7364 to #7355 - tmstyrant (14 hours ago) [-]
Inbredville: land of the rednecks haydentheviking
Dis be da life 4 walls an a roof, whoud wanta leave wit dis cozy fiua, go mine? Dat be erd work and da family aint want to do dat. Da elder went arund bashin eads makin sure da men dident get in no pointless fight bout goats, cause we all know da elder can lift da most goats. With all dis walkin it was sensible ta make it a easy, da outlinen villages got roads ta get there now.
Xiongmao Dynasty krystalkitty
With the Empress decree, and with her being there by the will of the Gods who are they to argue, the people went to work to tame the smaller animals, and the beasts of burden again, and believe it or not they were once again successful. The people can now eat from the smaller ones and use the larger as beast of burden. The Voice of Heaven had made it clear that her people will trade and trade they will! A market place is set up for the peasants trade amongst themselves, and who knows maybe a stranger will bring some exotic item from a far off land. Not knowing what to look for the miners walked around aimlessly asking their Empress for guidance, hopefully they don’t get lost in the woods wandering.
User avatar #7379 to #7364 - exotic ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
i was mentioned in this post and the first line was inbredville
I thought you were mentioning the fact i am from iceland or something and it confused me
User avatar #7380 to #7379 - haydentheviking ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
it was written oddly


god bless inbredville tho
User avatar #7363 to #7355 - tmstyrant (14 hours ago) [-]
hermaeousmora
you got 3 mins to give me a roll
User avatar #7362 to #7355 - krystalkitty (15 hours ago) [-]
**krystalkitty rolls 54,551**

1-2: Tame the smaller farm animals like chickens, fishing birds, and pigs, eventually moving up towards larger beasts of burden.
3-4: Establish a central marketplace for goods to be traded. Allow nomads to come trade from outside of the country. If the nomads offer anything particularly interesting (copper, tin, tools, weapons, gems), have it brought to be researched.
5: Establish quarries for mining stone and instruct for miners to look for new materials to be used as tools.
#7361 to #7355 - haydentheviking ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
**haydentheviking rolls 24,968**

1-2 start to build houses and stop living in caves, and with doing so we start developing our production of mining and de-forestation and with that we find out how to make fire
3 all the tough men are now controlled by a elder and a system has been put in place so they do not go out of control
4. We start to kill the old animals in our farm off and we use the bones as weapons and the meat we cook with the fire we have and eat it.
5- the 4 groups of 3 have continued going forward leaving traces of their wer abouts and dun make a trail so they can get home and with doing so are one of the firs to develop roads.
User avatar #7358 to #7355 - haydentheviking ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
**haydentheviking rolls 34,925**
User avatar #7359 to #7358 - tmstyrant (15 hours ago) [-]
oh like normal man role and say what you want.
User avatar #7360 to #7359 - haydentheviking ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
oh ok
User avatar #7356 to #7355 - haydentheviking ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
whos the dark blue

and you just want rolls for now or what
User avatar #7357 to #7356 - tmstyrant (15 hours ago) [-]
mysticpichu

and you can send them when you got em
#7337 to #7309 - tmstyrant (16 hours ago) [-]
Alright round two starts now! You have 10 mins to get them in guys.


haydentheviking feelythefeel krystalkitty hermaeousmora mysticpichu
#7354 to #7337 - tmstyrant (15 hours ago) [-]
Also this is the graph, idk why it took of the center guy
#7350 to #7337 - tmstyrant (15 hours ago) [-]
The Enlightened Academia of Shenglon hermaeousmora
The people are fascinated by what the Enlightened ones have shown them, who knew wood could float, and no more cold night! With the Enlightened on standing over them how could the common folk fail, with their supervision we see a great improvement of the farms, it all seems so simple now! Maybe there is something to these Enlightened ones. Of course when the Enlightened ones are watching things are great, but they were not watching the young ones and their horrible attempt at crafting, like come guys hitting your brother with a stick is not “crafting” his head in to a more pleasing shape.

Inbredville: land of the rednecks haydentheviking
The order of freedum is a great success with the family, shops start going up and trade starts workin its way around inbredville, since they are family everyone enjoys a nice family discount. Ah wit da construction of dem houses it be time to see what be goin on down south, dat is where the south will rise again. Maybe getting all da big manly men in the same place was not the best idea…it was not long before they got in to a argument about who could lift the most goats rather dan worry bout making da family safer.

#7352 to #7350 - haydentheviking ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
thank ya four speeking ma lango pa
thank ya four speeking ma lango pa
User avatar #7353 to #7352 - tmstyrant (15 hours ago) [-]
aint notin to it
User avatar #7351 to #7350 - tmstyrant (15 hours ago) [-]
Xiongmao Dynasty krystalkitty
Ah so if the Empress dies and leaves no heirs it goes to her eldest siblings first born not the panda. The laws of succession have been made very clear to the people, now even the simplest peasant knows who the new Emperor/ess will be. The farms expand to a good degree and someone has the good idea to use the animals to pull the heavy stuff, that man is given an immediate promotion to assistant to the head animal handler, a meaningless title but it makes him feel important. The fishermen seeing this and not wishing to be out down try to use birds to catch fish in a effort to impress the Empress. While this seemed liked a good idea all the fishermen got were a lot of scratches for their trouble, they did get some birds to come back at least.
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User avatar #7348 to #7337 - tmstyrant (15 hours ago) [-]
you got 3 mins feelythefeel
User avatar #7343 to #7337 - krystalkitty (16 hours ago) [-]
**krystalkitty rolls 98,474**

1: Introduce a more basic law of succession that has the same ideas and safeguards put into place but easier to understand.
2-3: Continue expansion of agriculture, having both men and women working on the fields. With the militia having such a surplus of volunteers, the farmers get an idea to tame animals and use them to help in the fields and to be used as food.
4: With a newly built militia, it should be now safe to expand. Have the new recruits sent out with their leaders to scout and defend the builders as part of their training.
5: With the farmers spreading their new beasts of burden idea around, the fishermen get an idea too. Introduce the idea of cormorant fishing to fishermen, the method of using trained birds to help them fish.
User avatar #7342 to #7337 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
**hermaeousmora rolls 54,701**
1-3 Educate the commoners in the various properties of materials, ranging from buoyancy in wood, to the ability to make sparks by striking flint and iron.
4 Encourage the common folk to improve their farming methods, overseen by the Enlightened.
5 Encourage some of the youth to take up the arts of crafting things.
User avatar #7339 to #7337 - haydentheviking ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
**haydentheviking rolls 28,374**


1-2 as inbredville is a close nit family the highest members of the family have made the order of the freedum and with that all family members are allowed to set up there own shops and the whole community trades as currency so that system is developed by the elders
3-the 4 groups of 5 men have left 2 behind waiting for the women to meet and settle at that area, 4 groups go off again now with only 3 memebers each they all go 50 miles in each direction to see what awaits them in the glorious land of south asia
5 - a group of the most manly and tough members of the family have met and formed a defence force for the nation
User avatar #7340 to #7339 - tmstyrant (16 hours ago) [-]
4?
User avatar #7341 to #7340 - haydentheviking ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
ah shit yeah i ment to put 3-4 sorry
User avatar #7338 to #7337 - haydentheviking ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
so each round we roll 5?
#7327 to #7309 - tmstyrant (16 hours ago) [-]
also here is the new map
User avatar #7326 to #7309 - tmstyrant (16 hours ago) [-]
So I suggest you pm me about your country so I can tailor these a little better, also you guys are skipping a lot of tech, its easier to develop it in this version since you dont have to specifically ask for it but remember you guy are nomads who just put roots down.

haydentheviking feelythefeel krystalkitty hermaeousmora mysticpichu
User avatar #7329 to #7326 - krystalkitty (16 hours ago) [-]
I didn't know what we specifically started with. I'm just guessing just basic wooden/stone tools and weapons?
User avatar #7330 to #7329 - tmstyrant (16 hours ago) [-]
oh thats my bad, you start as if you are in the stone age but getting tech is easier since you dont need to ask for everything. So like paper will come quickly if you look in taking records ect
User avatar #7334 to #7330 - krystalkitty (16 hours ago) [-]
So if I start domesticating animals, I'll eventually get more than just 1 farm animal? Not exactly sure what you mean.
User avatar #7335 to #7334 - tmstyrant (16 hours ago) [-]
Pretty much, if the Wise Empress decrees that animals will be bent to the will of the people or something and your roll passes you get husbandry. Also your lack pf paper is not what caused the laws of succession to fail, your roll just barely did not pass
User avatar #7336 to #7335 - krystalkitty (16 hours ago) [-]
Ok, thanks. When is the next round?
User avatar #7328 to #7326 - haydentheviking ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
okk so like history n shit?
User avatar #7331 to #7328 - tmstyrant (16 hours ago) [-]
oh thats my bad, you start as if you are in the stone age but getting tech is easier since you dont need to ask for everything. So like paper will come quickly if you look in taking records ect
User avatar #7333 to #7331 - haydentheviking ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
Mine message is ok then
User avatar #7332 to #7331 - haydentheviking ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
oh
User avatar #7323 to #7309 - tmstyrant (16 hours ago) [-]
The Enlightened Academia of Shenglon hermaeousmora

The Enlightened meeting was a great success, discussing many rules of conduct the common folk must adhere to, if only they had someone to record this information. The Enlightened reached out to the common folk about teaching the secrets of the world, the common folk interested agreed to these strange men request but who knows what they will be learning? RICE! The common people have developed crude farms to cultivate such a small grain, hopefully it will be enough to feed their families since they were built with such crude tool. The common folk look at the enlightened with confusion, “what is a craft” they say, “how could it possibly float?” they ask.

Inbredville: land of the rednecks haydentheviking

Using a crude knife(if you could call it that) the rednecks crave their laws of incest in to a tree lacking any better means of taking records. Rednecks liking their space have expanded outside of their territory claiming it for the inbreds. The inbreds designate areas for farms and animal housing wondering how on inbredville does one house a wild animal. The farms have been planted.

Middle Kingdoms of Han feelythefeel

Being a warlike people the Han’s took the call to arms with fervor rallying around their emperor, or should we say their warlords decided to throw in with the big boss. The surrounding tribes stood no chance against the sheer number of the Hans and either submitted to them or were cut down.

User avatar #7325 to #7323 - haydentheviking ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
We get animals the ol inbredville way :^) i forgot about that
User avatar #7324 to #7323 - tmstyrant (16 hours ago) [-]
Xiongmao Dynasty krystalkitty

Unfortunately the laws of succession are too complex or incomplete leading to people being unsure as to who will be the new emperor/ess, hopefully this is cleared up before our Wise Empress leaves us to take her rightful place in the heavens. Even with the confusion of who the next emperor will be the people form a rough militia that can be used to respond to their hostile neighbors. The creation of farms goes poorly,
maybe with most of the men training in the militia there were not enough people to work the fields.
User avatar #7322 to #7309 - krystalkitty (16 hours ago) [-]
**krystalkitty rolls 15,202**

1-2: Establish the Xiongmao Dynasty to unite the nomadic people together into one country, introducing a set of laws to keep the people happy and safe. The Dynasty is currently lead by a wise Empress who has also introduced very clear succession laws to ensure no problems will occur for future emperors/empresses.
3-4: One of these new laws is the immediate creation of a militia. Using the best hunters and warriors to act as the commanders, they will teach new recruits how to fight and eventually expand into a full army.
5: Another new law is the expansion of agriculture. Have the farmers mass produce rice, bamboo, and other foods to feed the new country and it's people.
User avatar #7321 to #7309 - tmstyrant (16 hours ago) [-]
You have 3 mins to get your rolls in!
#7317 to #7309 - feelythefeel ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
For years beyond measure, centuries beyond count, the peoples of the far east lived a nomadic life. Living off of the land in no particular area for any extended period of time, it was a time before time. Yet eventually, advances in technological and sociological circumstance led to many peoples of the far east to unite under one banner. Many of these peoples would further unite under the flag of the Middle Kingdoms of Han.

The Middle Kingdoms of Han, unlike it's fellow fledgling nations of the time, was less a fully unified nation and more a collective series of warlords. Although there was an emperor, the first being Huan Shu, he did not have direct control of the warlords.

Upon the establishment of Han's capital, Kaishi, the first priority was expanding the domain of the kingdoms to house their warlords. To do this, Huan demanded an army be raised from the civilian reserves. When that was done, the newly formed army went on a campaign to conquer the wilds and their native peoples nearby.
User avatar #7320 to #7317 - feelythefeel ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
Decreed, not demanded.
#7318 to #7317 - feelythefeel ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
**feelythefeel rolls 03,469**

1-2: Raise an army.
3-5: Conquer nearby tribes (When I say to expand, I mean by this map)
User avatar #7319 to #7318 - feelythefeel ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
Zeroes are tens.
User avatar #7316 to #7309 - haydentheviking ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
**haydentheviking rolls 37,846**

1-2 Inbrebville starts to build its borders and make the first book of incest the laws of the lands
3- farms are made for the towns folk to make food and to keep animals for breeding
4-5 a team of 4 groups of 5 men go out in each direction at least 30 miles to establish small villages so that the women can come after construction
User avatar #7313 to #7309 - haydentheviking ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
ok so i roll do i make any choices up while i do so like before?
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User avatar #7314 to #7312 - tmstyrant (17 hours ago) [-]
yep
User avatar #7315 to #7314 - haydentheviking ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
ty bby
User avatar #7311 to #7309 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
**hermaeousmora rolls 37,455**
1-2 The Enlightened meet to discuss and decide on codes of conduct and civility for the peoples to adhere to.
3 The Enlightened work to found schools for the common folk to learn at, seeking to create Seven Circles of Academia to rule over the land.
4 The common folk work to grow rice and other plants in order to feed themselves and their families.
5 The common folk work to build small craft capable of floating on water to carry them out to deeper water to fish.
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User avatar #7273 - arkanios ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Hey tabletop, I'm currently playing a Warhammer 40K game called Rogue Trader and the DM suggested that I should play as a Senechal since they don't have one. I'm relatively new to the Warhammer game, but I know the basic information of the factions and that a Senechal is essentially a spy who gathers information through various means. I wanted to ask if there was anyone here who could help me with tips on how to play as a Senechal in order to help out my team instead of being a witless twat who makes dumb decisions and fucks things up.
User avatar #7276 to #7273 - soupkittenagain (10/29/2014) [-]
After some reading, they sound like they'd be useful. They do gather info, but they also deal in obtaining items, which probably means they do well with the commerce skill and have other stuff to help obtain items. Sounds useful.

There's always the choice of being the sneakiest Ork around.
User avatar #7275 to #7273 - soupkittenagain (10/29/2014) [-]
Anyways. I've got no idea what a senechal is, but I do have a faint understanding of Rogue Trader after making an Ork and Tau character.
User avatar #7274 to #7273 - soupkittenagain (10/29/2014) [-]
Say "Screw you guys." Then, play as an Ork Kommando and be the sneakiest Ork out there.
#7270 - tmstyrant (10/29/2014) [-]
NATION BUILDER 3.0

haydentheviking feelythefeel krystalkitty hermaeousmora

Alright guys first session will be tomorrow at noon GMT which is 8pm ET, if someone wanted to join you will need to let me know before then if you want to take part of the first session.
User avatar #7289 to #7270 - feelythefeel ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
What time is that in PST?
User avatar #7291 to #7289 - tmstyrant (21 hours ago) [-]
noon I think
User avatar #7292 to #7291 - feelythefeel ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
It's 1 PM here now though.
User avatar #7310 to #7292 - tmstyrant (17 hours ago) [-]
idk its happening now so thats the time lol
User avatar #7307 to #7306 - feelythefeel ONLINE (18 hours ago) [-]
Thanks.
#7284 to #7270 - mysticpichu (22 hours ago) [-]
The holy Kingdom of Cristo-Korea because fuck being regular korea
location: seoul

-1
2
-1

also I'm a euro fag so I won't be able to comment at the same time
User avatar #7288 to #7284 - feelythefeel ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
We're only doing a round a day, so it won't matter much.
User avatar #7286 to #7284 - tmstyrant (22 hours ago) [-]
color?
User avatar #7287 to #7286 - mysticpichu (22 hours ago) [-]
dark blue?
User avatar #7283 to #7270 - haydentheviking ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
south east asia foreverrrrrr

but ok
User avatar #7280 to #7270 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Before we start, I've decided to change my political alignments to:
X: -2
Y: +3
Z: -3
User avatar #7272 to #7270 - krystalkitty (10/29/2014) [-]
I have a neighbor. I hope he's nice~
User avatar #7281 to #7272 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
The Holy Academia of Shenglon refuses to submit to foreign invaders, but it does not wish ill upon it's neighbours. So long as you leave us to our pursuit of science, we won't bug you.
User avatar #7271 to #7270 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #7266 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
ecomp, any chance we could get going within the next half-hour? I have to leave for the night soon.
#7252 - tmstyrant (10/28/2014) [-]
Only have space for one more player in the Asia hotspot
User avatar #7261 to #7252 - haydentheviking ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
south east asia foreverr
User avatar #7258 to #7252 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Any idea what time the game starts?
User avatar #7259 to #7258 - tmstyrant (10/29/2014) [-]
nope
User avatar #7267 to #7259 - ecomp (10/29/2014) [-]
feel free to start anytime. same goes for schnizel.
Create a new thread and mention your users.
Unfortunately I only have a single user, so I'll wait until there are a few more in my hotspot.
User avatar #7269 to #7267 - tmstyrant (10/29/2014) [-]
k, real quick how much do we expand on expansion rolls?
User avatar #7260 to #7259 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
k
#7248 - zombehking (10/28/2014) [-]
Don't want to seem like a thumb-whoreing faggot, but I figure you guys would be the most interested. I made a post on FJ for a campaign I'm going to be running.

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/dungeons-n-drags/Adventures+in+torinth+chapter+0/DtcRLQg/

There is the link if you're interested.
User avatar #7192 - schnizel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Where are my goyim for Europe?
User avatar #7193 to #7192 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Probably want to make it a part of ecomp's thread. Follow tsmtyrant's example for making your recruitment thread either way. Also, maybe mention some people since you're so late.
User avatar #7194 to #7193 - schnizel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
link ploz
#7180 - oxymoronking ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
OXYS NATION BUILDER
fuck, i played ecomps version, heres my nation buileder
like his, with some minor changes
1. you have a population. this changes everyround
2. your population is how you gain land and such
3. you can start with some specialties depending on your area
4. i dont take this seriously AT ALL, if you want to make ridable flying bats, thats fine
5. rounds are twice a day, once around 7 am pst and the others atound 7 pm pst, if you dont get there by then, i give you something of my own choice
have fun! starts 9:00 pst 10/28/14
User avatar #7188 to #7180 - NeucularNINJA ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Gorgeous map
User avatar #7181 to #7180 - oxymoronking ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
rules: pastebin.com/wdnY9Psm
Nation Name: xxxxx
Map Colour: xxxxx (provide Hexcode if possible)
Flag: Provide as a picture (600 x 400 if possible, but I can resize, I am also offering to create flags if you need)
Location: xxxxxxx xxxxxxx
Host: oxy
User avatar #7182 to #7181 - oxymoronking ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
copied straight from ecomp
#7053 - ecomp (10/28/2014) [-]
NATION BUILDER 3.0 is starting up!
There are lots of changes in this edition, and I will explain it more in depth in a bit. This game will be focused around hotspot areas of interaction.
Instead of being able to start off anywhere in the world, you will have to choose between a bunch of different "hotspots", each controlled by their own Game Master. Each hotspot will have room for about 5 - 6 different countries in it. Hotspots will grow as countries within expand to include more land out of the initial location, and other hotspots will spring up as more people express interest in the game.
The game is starting off with 3 GMs. They are tmstyrant, schnizel, and myself. The first 5 people to claim a spot in each hotspot will be accepted automatically. Players who wish to become a GM can still play as a country, but players will not be able to GM themselves, and as such they will have to start out in a different hotspot.

POLITICAL COMPASS
Each country will be able to choose an alignment on the following political compass.
There are three axis to the compass, and they are as follows.
X: Capitalist - Communist: This is the economic axis. -3 means very Capitalist, 3 means very Communist, and 0 means exactly in between them.
Y: Democracy - Autocracy: This is the political freedom axis. -3 means very Democratic, 3 means very Autocratic, and 0 means exactly in between.
Z: Totalitarianism - Anarchism: This is the social freedom axis. -3 means very Totalitarian, 3 means very Anarchist, 0 means exactly in the middle.

These will have an impact on rolls, as detailed later.

The different hotspots will be below, with each GM posting their own Recruitment thread. You may start your nation anywhere within the given map, and may later expand outside of it.
When making an application, please provide a Flag, a country name, and a political alignment in the form of X,Y,Z. Note that you will be able to change the political alignment in the future.
#7295 to #7053 - schnizel ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
420 blaze it
warbob
theseriousjoker
xxhadesflamesxx
sharkwithrobotarms
mysticpichu
User avatar #7298 to #7295 - mysticpichu (20 hours ago) [-]
I actualy wanted to get into the mesopotamia map
User avatar #7299 to #7298 - schnizel ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #7300 to #7299 - mysticpichu (20 hours ago) [-]
sorry, but I liked ecomps rp and 3 maps is too much imo
User avatar #7301 to #7300 - schnizel ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
i cri 5 ever
User avatar #7302 to #7301 - mysticpichu (20 hours ago) [-]
lol fuken faggit
User avatar #7303 to #7302 - schnizel ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
#7201 to #7053 - schnizel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Here is a hotspot for Europe.
User avatar #7263 to #7262 - warbob ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
I'd prefer Constantinople instead of Greece . in other words I prefer being slightly more to the east than to the south.
User avatar #7265 to #7263 - ecomp (10/29/2014) [-]
xxhadesflamesxx has already chosen constantinople as his starting spot.
User avatar #7279 to #7265 - warbob ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
ok , a bit more to the west then ?
User avatar #7290 to #7279 - warbob ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
schnizel am I accepted nigguh? Also are you in the 2.0 skype chat?
User avatar #7294 to #7290 - schnizel ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
wait
no
im not in
User avatar #7296 to #7294 - warbob ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
well put me in. And could you join it or something , I think it'd be nice for all players to have a common chat (and GMs obv)
User avatar #7297 to #7296 - schnizel ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
idk how nigga
we can talk here
User avatar #7304 to #7297 - warbob ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
step 1: get skype
step 2: register (can be done before step 1)
step 3: search the name of someone so they can add you (for example ecomp)
done.
literally takes 5 minutes mate. It's a whole lot of different with skype imo.
User avatar #7378 to #7304 - schnizel ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
k
User avatar #7293 to #7290 - schnizel ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
np
#7238 to #7201 - theseriousjoker (10/28/2014) [-]
Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia
Location: Balkan Hotspot, Belgrade
X-0
Y-0
Z-0
#7228 to #7201 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/28/2014) [-]
Eastern Roman Empire
Location: Constantinople
X -2
Y 2
Z 0
User avatar #7239 to #7228 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Why do we need two Byzantine empires lol
#7241 to #7239 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/28/2014) [-]
Because I was in the last game and then the other fgt posted while I was asleep and waiting for Schnizel
User avatar #7242 to #7241 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Ah, well I hope you still decide to play. You can still be the Byzantines if you really want to be.
#7243 to #7242 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/28/2014) [-]
if you really don't want me to play as them I won't
User avatar #7244 to #7243 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
I really don't care I'm on the other side of the globe lol
User avatar #7229 to #7228 - schnizel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
>4th crusade
#7230 to #7229 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/28/2014) [-]
This time we won't get fucked by kebabs
User avatar #7231 to #7230 - schnizel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
ok
User avatar #7209 to #7201 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
I thought you were doing that Blakans/Italy. That looks a bit big.
User avatar #7210 to #7209 - schnizel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
I'm a big guy, I can handle it.
User avatar #7211 to #7210 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Okay, as long as you've gotten the go-ahead from ecomp. I thought he balanced it to have smaller hotspots, but okay.
User avatar #7212 to #7211 - schnizel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Well, it's a hotspot, kinda.
User avatar #7213 to #7212 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Do you not have ecomp's go-ahead?
User avatar #7214 to #7213 - schnizel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Damn, nigga, we are tight as a virgin pussy, he fine with me dawg.
User avatar #7215 to #7214 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Okay, as long as he thinks it's balanced. Sorry if I'm seeming strict.
User avatar #7216 to #7215 - schnizel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
y kul dwag
homiz4life
User avatar #7217 to #7216 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
If I hadn't already started in Europe twice before I would be in your game, u a real g
#7218 to #7217 - schnizel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Fo sho
User avatar #7219 to #7218 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
I'm going to be doing some evil shit tho, so keep an eye out.
User avatar #7220 to #7219 - schnizel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
got 1 eye on da stretz
1 on dem hoez
#7203 to #7201 - sharkwithrobotarms (10/28/2014) [-]
The Bolshevik Empire
X : 3
Y: 3
z: -3

set me up in/near moscow
User avatar #7204 to #7203 - schnizel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Yes MR edgelord.
User avatar #7205 to #7204 - sharkwithrobotarms (10/28/2014) [-]
thats dr. prof. mr. edgelord
User avatar #7206 to #7205 - schnizel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
You sir are a true gentleman and a genuine scholar. I tip my fedora to you.
User avatar #7208 to #7207 - schnizel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
#7199 to #7053 - mysticpichu (10/28/2014) [-]
The Meso-Byzantine empire
Location: Antioch, mesopotamia

X: 0
Y: 1
Z: -1
User avatar #7202 to #7199 - mysticpichu (10/28/2014) [-]
also also I think I'm entitled to the purple colour don't you?
#7221 to #7202 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/28/2014) [-]
godamnit the byzantine thing was my thing
guess I'm not playing then
User avatar #7222 to #7221 - mysticpichu (10/28/2014) [-]
gotto go fast m8
#7223 to #7222 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/28/2014) [-]
Fine then Latin Empire it is
User avatar #7224 to #7223 - mysticpichu (10/28/2014) [-]
teutonic order is cool too
#7225 to #7224 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/28/2014) [-]
nah m8 ur going down
User avatar #7226 to #7225 - mysticpichu (10/28/2014) [-]
wait can't you just play byzantium in one of the other hotspots?
#7227 to #7226 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/28/2014) [-]
there can only be one
#7200 to #7199 - mysticpichu (10/28/2014) [-]
also RIP West african republic. ebola hit hard
also RIP West african republic. ebola hit hard
#7196 to #7053 - Conquistador (10/28/2014) [-]
New Aztlan
Location: Can I get one in Central America? If not, then can I go for southern NA or northern SA?

X: 0
Y: 2
Z: -3
User avatar #7257 to #7196 - ecomp (10/28/2014) [-]
Sorry, I plan on doing a central america hotspot, but we don't have enough players yet to warrant adding a new hotspot. You can try out one of the other ones though.
User avatar #7198 to #7196 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
We don't have a hotspot yet. Maybe if we had more hosts. As of yet, we only have East Asia, Italy/the Balkans and Mesopotamia.
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User avatar #7189 to #7053 - marinepenguin (10/28/2014) [-]
This sounds cool. Not super interested in joining but I'll follow along. Are you gonna post updated maps and summaries of the rounds?
User avatar #7190 to #7189 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
If it'll be anything like the last sessions, then yes.
#7186 to #7053 - theseriousjoker (10/28/2014) [-]
Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia
Location: Balkan Hotspot, Belgrade
X-0
Y-0
Z-0
User avatar #7264 to #7186 - ecomp (10/29/2014) [-]
oh srry didnt see that you did
User avatar #7253 to #7186 - ecomp (10/28/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/tabletop/7201#7201

respond here for it to be counted.
User avatar #7185 to #7053 - warbob ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/tabletop/4427#4427
location : balkan penisula , as far to the south east as possible
X: -1 ; Y: -1 ; Z: -1
User avatar #7184 to #7053 - theseriousjoker (10/28/2014) [-]
Is there still room? Im interested in joining.
User avatar #7178 to #7053 - oxymoronking ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
nah
this takes forever
im out
User avatar #7179 to #7178 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
We're not playing tonight, we're playing tomorrow.
User avatar #7145 to #7053 - supertanto (10/28/2014) [-]
can i get a tl;dr or nah
User avatar #7146 to #7145 - ecomp (10/28/2014) [-]
i tldred as much as i can
User avatar #7148 to #7146 - supertanto (10/28/2014) [-]
ik it's not that bad. I'm too beat from college apps n shit. I'll keep the same flag. I'll discuss the location with the dongers. have they decided where they want to be yet? uh let's see x: -1
y: -2
z: 1
User avatar #7153 to #7148 - ecomp (10/28/2014) [-]
rokk wants europe, but might not play
manny hasn`t said
User avatar #7154 to #7153 - supertanto (10/28/2014) [-]
anyone is South America yet?
User avatar #7155 to #7154 - ecomp (10/28/2014) [-]
Read thread.
User avatar #7159 to #7155 - supertanto (10/28/2014) [-]
alright doesn't look like it. For now I'll take the same place as last time (Punta Arenas, Chile) or if we're doing hotspots or whatever then the southern tip of south america
User avatar #7162 to #7159 - ecomp (10/28/2014) [-]
There is no South American hotspot.
#7105 to #7053 - krystalkitty (10/28/2014) [-]
Can I get one of the East Asia hotspots please? An area in China close to Taiwan if possible.   
   
Xiongmao Dynasty   
X: -1   
Y: 2   
Z: -1
Can I get one of the East Asia hotspots please? An area in China close to Taiwan if possible.

Xiongmao Dynasty
X: -1
Y: 2
Z: -1
User avatar #7113 to #7105 - tmstyrant (10/28/2014) [-]
post in the Asia thread or it aint going up
User avatar #7106 to #7105 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
The East Asia hotspot is only in the area pictured below. If you really want to play as Taiwan you could wait until a new hotspot is started there or until the current one spreads there.
User avatar #7108 to #7106 - krystalkitty (10/28/2014) [-]
I'll take the area in China as close as possible to Taiwan unless someone else has it claimed. My idea from the previous nation builder game was to start in China and expand to Taiwan after.
User avatar #7111 to #7108 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Look at the image in #7065 and take it into consideration when getting set up with tmstyrant (He's the host for this hotspot). Although I'd recommend playing in Japan, since we don't have a Japanese nation in the hotspot yet yet. Maybe Korea as well.
User avatar #7114 to #7111 - krystalkitty (10/28/2014) [-]
Ok, thanks. Didn't see that post.
User avatar #7115 to #7114 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #7104 to #7053 - haydentheviking ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
yo is this the time to make a flag n shit or can i do that next time?
User avatar #7107 to #7104 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
He needs the flag now so he can put together the map info.
#7109 to #7107 - haydentheviking ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Inbredville

x -3
y 0
z o
User avatar #7110 to #7109 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Which hotspot is it in? Post this in reply to that hotspot's host.
User avatar #7103 to #7053 - cycloneclone (10/28/2014) [-]
I understand none of this
User avatar #7134 to #7103 - ecomp (10/28/2014) [-]
You make a country and shit. It`s gonna last as long as people are willing to GM it, and with rotating GMs, it`ll prolly last a long time
User avatar #7095 to #7053 - ecomp (10/28/2014) [-]
CIVIL WAR

One of the main aspects of this new game will be the introduction of civil wars. If players want to join a hotspot and there is already too many countries and land taken up, they can choose to start a civil war. The new player automatically seizes a sizable chunk of land and military power from the original country. The most that the new country can possibly get under PERFECT conditions is 59% of the original country`s military and land, and that is only if the new country is 3 towards Democracy, the original is 3 towards Autocracy, and the original country is in the bottom 20% of the happiest countries in the world. This makes it crucial for both countries to get allies in the ensuing war, or the original country can negotiate with the new country for different borders, or leave them be. I hope that it is an interesting mechanic and you have fun with it, but to limit certain countries being overwhelmed by civil wars, a country can only be involved in 2 civil wars at a time.
User avatar #7157 to #7095 - supertanto (10/28/2014) [-]
but so much space and not that many players
User avatar #7160 to #7157 - ecomp (10/28/2014) [-]
The game won't be played like last game. Probably the biggest change, is that countries can't just start anywhere. You have to start within hotspots. Hotspots are locations where civilization arises, and each hotspot has it's own GM. There are only 3 hotspots so far, Italian/Balklan Europe, Mesopotamia, and the East Asia. These are the only places you can start right now.
User avatar #7163 to #7160 - supertanto (10/28/2014) [-]
then ignore my other reply
User avatar #7161 to #7160 - supertanto (10/28/2014) [-]
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
User avatar #7164 to #7161 - ecomp (10/28/2014) [-]
ye
User avatar #7165 to #7164 - supertanto (10/28/2014) [-]
not sure if i can dig it or nah. Can I get the coast of South Korea (Busan) or am I still not understanding this right?
User avatar #7170 to #7165 - ecomp (10/28/2014) [-]
The guy in Korea moved to Japan, so Korea is open
User avatar #7171 to #7170 - supertanto (10/28/2014) [-]
i unno lol i'll think about it. whichever place i'm least likely to be raped pls
User avatar #7167 to #7165 - ecomp (10/28/2014) [-]
You could if you wanted. But I think someone else has that spot. East Asia has 3/5 players in it right now. funnyjunk.com/tabletop/7123#7123
Either that, or you can try out somewhere in Mesopotamia funnyjunk.com/tabletop/7055#7055

schnizel will be online tommorow if you want somewhere in Balklan/Italian Europe.
User avatar #7183 to #7167 - schnizel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
ok
User avatar #7169 to #7167 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
The guy that was in Korea moved to Japan.
User avatar #7097 to #7095 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Maybe add something of a cooldown, too?
User avatar #7098 to #7097 - ecomp (10/28/2014) [-]
if necessary prolly
User avatar #7099 to #7098 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #7080 to #7053 - ecomp (10/28/2014) [-]
There are 9 main stats in the game, 6 of which are directly influenced by your political choices.

Stats - These stats are built up using rolls.

Economy - Can be spent to improve rolls by a certain number.
Military - Is added to rolls when invading other countries/defending your own country. Must be split up amongst offensive/defensive fronts. 1 Military point is spent per turn that you are in 1 conflict.
Happiness - Determines if your country can be plunged into Civil War or not. This score is compared against all other countries in the world. Top 20% countries cannot be plunged into Civil War, Bottom 20% get extra penalties for being plunged into civil war.

Political Stats - Your XYZ determines the score for these stats. These stats can be ranging from 0.7 to 1.3 They work like a balance beam.

X:
Capitalism +/Communism - Finance - Multiplies Economy stat by Finance Stat
Communism +/Capitalism - Infrastucture - Multiplies Expansion rolls by Infrastructure Stat
Y:
Democracy +/ Autocracy - Stability - Used to determine Civil War Power
Autocracy +/ Democracy - Efficiency - Multiplier for normal rolls by Efficiency Stat
Z:
Totalitarianism +/ Anarchism - Authority - Multiplier for war-related rolls by Authourity Stat
Anarchism +/Totalitarianism - Freedom - Multiplier for Happiness stat by Freedom Stat
#7074 to #7053 - sharkwithrobotarms (10/28/2014) [-]
The Bolshevik Empire
X : 3
Y: 3
z: -3

User avatar #7078 to #7074 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
What hotspot? And where?
User avatar #7081 to #7078 - sharkwithrobotarms (10/28/2014) [-]
when i posted it he only had one up. was waiting to see the others. fucking chill out.
User avatar #7083 to #7081 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Woah, calm down. Just asking question because I'm trying to help. He's already listed the hotspots. It's Mesopotamia, East Asia and Italy/Balkans.
User avatar #7088 to #7083 - sharkwithrobotarms (10/28/2014) [-]
I posted without refreshing the comments so all i seen for hotspots was Mesopotamia thats why its not listed.
User avatar #7093 to #7088 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
My mistake, I thought ecomp posted it in the original comment. My bad.
User avatar #7094 to #7093 - ecomp (10/28/2014) [-]
I ran out of characters in that post
#7065 to #7053 - tmstyrant (10/28/2014) [-]
Here is the hotspot that I will be the GM of. For all you guys who wanted to start a more Asia themed country this will be the place for you. As you can see you will be able to start in either Japan, Korea, or the coast of China but as the countries grow we will expand to include more of Asia.
User avatar #7232 to #7065 - tmstyrant (10/28/2014) [-]
I am back online, you guys who want back in in Asia let me know

konradkurze theseriousjoker MrDeadiron rokkarokkaali supertanto derpityhurr hermaeousmora schnizel zomgrolfmao caffeinecommissar noalternative warbob mysticpichu fukkenbisharp oxymoronking xxhadesflamesxx Conquistador
User avatar #7255 to #7232 - Conquistador (10/28/2014) [-]
Anybody decided to be a GM for the Americas?
User avatar #7256 to #7255 - tmstyrant (10/28/2014) [-]
There are only three right now, Europe, Asia, and Mesopotamia
User avatar #7235 to #7232 - theseriousjoker (10/28/2014) [-]
Id like my location to be Balkan. Belgrade more precisely.
User avatar #7237 to #7235 - tmstyrant (10/28/2014) [-]
#7053 - schnizel

you will want him, he is the gm for the Europe hotspot
User avatar #7277 to #7237 - schnizel ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
ye
4 real
the battle begins 2nite
User avatar #7247 to #7237 - theseriousjoker (10/28/2014) [-]
Alright, I applied there, disregard my aplication to your hotspot.
User avatar #7233 to #7232 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Hmm... Put me down on the northernmost island of Japan.
User avatar #7246 to #7233 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
You can do whatever you want, I'm just giving advice.
User avatar #7240 to #7233 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Someone's already in Japan, might not be best idea. Maybe Korea tho.
User avatar #7236 to #7233 - tmstyrant (10/28/2014) [-]
Here is the stuff on the country orientation. You can go +/- 3 in either direction.

There are 9 main stats in the game, 6 of which are directly influenced by your political choices.

Stats - These stats are built up using rolls.

Economy - Can be spent to improve rolls by a certain number.
Military - Is added to rolls when invading other countries/defending your own country. Must be split up amongst offensive/defensive fronts. 1 Military point is spent per turn that you are in 1 conflict.
Happiness - Determines if your country can be plunged into Civil War or not. This score is compared against all other countries in the world. Top 20% countries cannot be plunged into Civil War, Bottom 20% get extra penalties for being plunged into civil war.

Political Stats - Your XYZ determines the score for these stats. These stats can be ranging from 0.7 to 1.3 They work like a balance beam.

X:
Capitalism +/Communism - Finance - Multiplies Economy stat by Finance Stat
Communism +/Capitalism - Infrastucture - Multiplies Expansion rolls by Infrastructure Stat
Y:
Democracy +/ Autocracy - Stability - Used to determine Civil War Power
Autocracy +/ Democracy - Efficiency - Multiplier for normal rolls by Efficiency Stat
Z:
Totalitarianism +/ Anarchism - Authority - Multiplier for war-related rolls by Authourity Stat
Anarchism +/Totalitarianism - Freedom - Multiplier for Happiness stat by Freedom Stat
#7249 to #7236 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
The Enlightened Academia of Shenglon
X: -1
Y: 3
Z: -2
User avatar #7250 to #7249 - tmstyrant (10/28/2014) [-]
What color would you like to be?
User avatar #7251 to #7250 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
A nice intimidating purple.
User avatar #7234 to #7233 - tmstyrant (10/28/2014) [-]
Need flag, nation name and country orientation
#7123 to #7065 - tmstyrant (10/28/2014) [-]
Here is the map as it stands now.

krystalkitty haydentheviking feelythefeel
#7177 to #7123 - tmstyrant (10/28/2014) [-]
This is the map as it stands.

krystalkitty haydentheviking feelythefeel
User avatar #7131 to #7123 - krystalkitty (10/28/2014) [-]
Oh boy. I'm in the middle of everyone. No expansion to Taiwan for me unless China wants to share land.
User avatar #7133 to #7131 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Be Japan.
User avatar #7137 to #7133 - krystalkitty (10/28/2014) [-]
I might expand to Japan if nobody claims it.
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User avatar #7132 to #7131 - tmstyrant (10/28/2014) [-]
Well you have a lot of area to the north, you can still move of course we have not yet started and no one else has a claim to a spot
User avatar #7135 to #7132 - krystalkitty (10/28/2014) [-]
Oh I'm not complaining. Just hoping I have somewhere to expand later.
User avatar #7136 to #7135 - tmstyrant (10/28/2014) [-]
You can always expand by sea
User avatar #7138 to #7136 - krystalkitty (10/28/2014) [-]
Mhm. We'll see when the game starts. When are we starting by the way?
User avatar #7139 to #7138 - tmstyrant (10/28/2014) [-]
going to be a bit, got to let people get in. One hotspot is not even open yet.
User avatar #7151 to #7139 - krystalkitty (10/28/2014) [-]
Could I change my spot from Korea to Japan?
User avatar #7172 to #7151 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Where in Japan? Kyoto?
User avatar #7174 to #7172 - krystalkitty (10/28/2014) [-]
Tokyo. Also I didn't see your last message, sorry had to do something.
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User avatar #7176 to #7175 - krystalkitty (10/28/2014) [-]
Okies.
User avatar #7152 to #7151 - tmstyrant (10/28/2014) [-]
Si, where in Japan?
User avatar #7173 to #7152 - krystalkitty (10/28/2014) [-]
Tokyo how about?
User avatar #7144 to #7139 - krystalkitty (10/28/2014) [-]
Oh ok. Well, glad the game is starting up again. I missed it.
User avatar #7126 to #7123 - haydentheviking ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
decentttttttttttttttttttttttt
User avatar #7125 to #7123 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
We should get someone in Japan.
User avatar #7127 to #7125 - tmstyrant (10/28/2014) [-]
I feel the same
User avatar #7128 to #7127 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Although, a bigger priority is filling up the other hotspots. We're the only ones with players at this point.
User avatar #7129 to #7128 - tmstyrant (10/28/2014) [-]
give it time, if you build it they will come
User avatar #7130 to #7129 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
yeah
#7116 to #7065 - krystalkitty (10/28/2014) [-]
Xiongmao Dynasty
X: -1
Y: 2
Z: -1

I'll start in the southern part of Korea since China has been taken.
User avatar #7120 to #7116 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Seoul?
User avatar #7121 to #7120 - krystalkitty (10/28/2014) [-]
A little more south than that, but around there.
User avatar #7122 to #7121 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #7118 to #7116 - tmstyrant (10/28/2014) [-]
what color would you like?
User avatar #7117 to #7116 - tmstyrant (10/28/2014) [-]
thanks
User avatar #7119 to #7117 - krystalkitty (10/28/2014) [-]
Yup, sorry I didn't see there were threads down there. I'll use the red part of the flag for my color.
#7112 to #7065 - haydentheviking ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Inbredville: land of the rednecks
x -3
y - 0
z-0

south east asia anywhere i dont mind and i want my colour to be the colour blue of my flag ty
#7067 to #7065 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Middle Kingdoms of Han

X:-2
Y:+1
Z: -2

Start it in the Beijing area.
User avatar #7070 to #7067 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Actually, make Z -1 and Y +2, tmstyrant.
User avatar #7073 to #7070 - tmstyrant (10/28/2014) [-]
noted
User avatar #7100 to #7073 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Did you ask for my colour? I'd like it to be the same colour green as the flag.
User avatar #7101 to #7100 - tmstyrant (10/28/2014) [-]
well I color picked your flag so I hope its the same lol
User avatar #7102 to #7101 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
It should be, if that's the case. Thanks.
User avatar #7058 to #7053 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Remember to tell them how the alignment actually affects their game.
User avatar #7059 to #7058 - ecomp (10/28/2014) [-]
"I will explain more in depth in a bit"
User avatar #7061 to #7059 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Ah, my bad.
User avatar #7056 to #7053 - haydentheviking ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
INBREDVILLE IN NORTH AMERICA i call it
User avatar #7057 to #7056 - haydentheviking ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
texas again plz
User avatar #7060 to #7057 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
The first hotspots are Mesopotamia, East Asia and Italy/Greece area.
#7082 to #7060 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/28/2014) [-]
is the Thracia separate?
also doesn't the hotspot system limit the players growth?
User avatar #7086 to #7082 - ecomp (10/28/2014) [-]
The hotspots will get larger as people expand. These are just here to keep players together at the beginning of the game.
#7087 to #7086 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/28/2014) [-]
ok thats good I was just worried since its looking like the area I want is between two of them if I would be limited
User avatar #7084 to #7082 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
I don't know what Thracia is, and ecomp would explain it better than me. Something to do with getting players to interact more.
User avatar #7090 to #7085 - ecomp (10/28/2014) [-]
Thracia should be covered in schnizel's map. Just wait until he posts. It's 3:30 AM where he lives.
#7091 to #7090 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/28/2014) [-]
Ok thanks
sorry for being a pain
User avatar #7092 to #7091 - ecomp (10/28/2014) [-]
That's what a GM is here for.
User avatar #7089 to #7085 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Doesn't go that far north, check the image below to see.
User avatar #7066 to #7060 - rokkarokkaali (10/28/2014) [-]
Dibs on greece. I'm going to fuck all the underaged boys.
User avatar #7158 to #7066 - supertanto (10/28/2014) [-]
how do you seperate the men from the boys in Greece?
with a crowbar
User avatar #7068 to #7066 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
If you're talking about Catholicism, that's in Rome, Italy.
User avatar #7069 to #7068 - rokkarokkaali (10/28/2014) [-]
Are you sure, because i'm pretty sure it was common practice for teachers to have sex with their kids.
User avatar #7071 to #7069 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
???
#7075 to #7071 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/28/2014) [-]
he's not wrong
User avatar #7076 to #7075 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Even if that was the case, what does it have to do with Greece?
#7077 to #7076 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/28/2014) [-]
it was in greece?
I dunno he's not wrong though
User avatar #7079 to #7077 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
I don't understand what's going on here anymore.
User avatar #7062 to #7060 - haydentheviking ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
I call east asia then
User avatar #7063 to #7062 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Just so long as you don't take the Beijing area, das mine.
User avatar #7064 to #7063 - haydentheviking ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Fine i wont


just 4 u bby
#7055 to #7053 - ecomp (10/28/2014) [-]
First hotspot, Mesopotamia.
#7278 to #7055 - zombehking (10/29/2014) [-]
Acadamia
X: -1
Y: -3
Z: +1
Near a body of water would be fantastic, but which one is irrelevant.
User avatar #7305 to #7278 - ecomp (19 hours ago) [-]
Sounds good. Added. I'll wait until I have one more player before starting.
#7344 to #7305 - zombehking (15 hours ago) [-]
Actually, I just noticed someone else already has the name Acadamia.

Can I change the name to Scientia?
User avatar #7345 to #7344 - ecomp (15 hours ago) [-]
Sure, but you can keep Acadamia if you want.
#7346 to #7345 - zombehking (15 hours ago) [-]
Nah. I'll take Scientia.
User avatar #7347 to #7346 - ecomp (15 hours ago) [-]
K all good
#7377 to #7347 - zombehking (12 hours ago) [-]
Also, is there a google doc I can see or whatever of all the rules and guidelines and stuff?

As much info you can give me about how stuff works would be lovely. <3 Not trying to game the system, mind you. >>; Just want to make sure everything is formatted right.
User avatar #7054 to #7053 - ecomp (10/28/2014) [-]
A mention for previous players of 2.0

haydentheviking konradkurze theseriousjoker MrDeadiron rokkarokkaali krystalkitty supertanto derpityhurr hermaeousmora feelythefeel tmstyrant schnizel zomgrolfmao caffeinecommissar noalternative warbob mysticpichu fukkenbisharp oxymoronking xxhadesflamesxx Conquistador
User avatar #7044 - jonglio (10/27/2014) [-]
swag
#7042 - aurric (10/27/2014) [-]
Hey fellas, quick question to all DMs out there:

I just rolled a new monk in 5th edition and according to the guide, I get to add my dexterity modifier to my attack rolls and damage rolls. Does this include bonus attacks against enemies?
#7124 to #7042 - aejann (10/28/2014) [-]
Yes, unless there is a rule that specifically states otherwise.
#7043 to #7042 - aurric (10/27/2014) [-]
Oh, and another question regarding the crafting of potions and poisons:

I am able to create them, but as the players guide doesn't specify what is needed, what rolls, or what proficiency is needed...needless to say, we are confused.

What are your opinions?

that's it
User avatar #7033 - canines ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
hey guys, im gonna play DnD 3.5 in a couple of days, with vanilla races, and classes, anyone got a cool concept for a character i can be?
#7034 to #7033 - reginleaf ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
Rogue with high intel and knowledge(engineering) or knowledge(siege warfare). Basically whatever knowledge skill you can get that will allow you to build ballistas and the like. Then there's the feats in the DM guide for using the siege weaponry. Now play along as a specialist in the removal of large pests.
User avatar #7048 to #7034 - canines ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
that was not a bad idea at all, but in the mean time i found out that i wanted to play fighter, got something genius about that too? ^^ thanks for taking time and replying btw <3
User avatar #7051 to #7048 - reginleaf ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
A CN halfling with an issue with his height. It's too bad vanilla doesn't have the oversized weapon and monkey grip feats, but halfling fighters are entertaining regardless.
User avatar #7052 to #7051 - canines ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
Haha thanks bro, hadnt thought about the halfing option yet, awesome ^^
User avatar #7031 - madamemoth (10/27/2014) [-]
teach me pls
User avatar #7035 to #7031 - haydentheviking ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
what game
User avatar #7047 to #7036 - ecomp (10/27/2014) [-]
you roll a 20 sided dice, known as a D20. You add arbitrary scores to the roll based on the abilities of your character. The final result is tested against a fixed Dice Challenge, also known as a DC. If the final result is equal to or higher than the Dice Challenge, you suceed in your attempt, and if it is lower, you fail in your attempt. These results will be explained, altered, or otherwise dealt with by the Dungeon Master, also known as the DM, who will also explain the consequences of your action. These arbitrary scores are applied to a variety of situations, and sometimes these scores can even boost other scores. Other situations can be dealt with through Roleplay. This is essentially a theatrical performance made through dialogue and performances in game between players and non-player characters in the game, also known as PCs, and NPCs respectively. Players will often play the part of a single character in the game, and sometimes will play their minor companions, such as a wizard's familiar or a Druid's animal companion. Meanwhile, the DM will play the part of everything else in the game's universe, and ultimately has veto over every action in the game, but a good DM will shape the story around the characters, not shape the characters around his/her story. Other dice are rolled for things such as damage, random chance, and other boosts. These dice are named by putting the letter "D", as in Dice, followed by the number of sides the Dice has. A six sided die being a D6, a four sided die being a D4, an eight sided die being a D8, and so on. Any questions?
User avatar #7038 to #7036 - reginleaf ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
what do you want to know?
User avatar #7039 to #7038 - madamemoth (10/27/2014) [-]
everything
User avatar #7040 to #7039 - reginleaf ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
Which version do you want to play?

Pick up the Player's Handbook for that version and start reading. It's a hugely complex game so asking to know everything could take a while.
User avatar #7041 to #7040 - madamemoth (10/27/2014) [-]
o-oh
well thank you
I'll do that
User avatar #7096 to #7041 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
An important thing to remember is that the best way to learn to play DnD is to play it a bit. Once you've learned the basics, get some experience in. You'll (Hopefully) figure out that it's not nearly as strict a game as you'd think.
User avatar #7037 to #7036 - haydentheviking ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
yo ecomp help this person plz or anyone that knows anything bout DnD


some of the people on this board know quite a bit bout it, i do not sorry
User avatar #7029 - IloveWAFFLES (10/27/2014) [-]
>tfw wanna play Pathfinder but don't have anyone to play it with nor do I know how to play it

Why even live?
User avatar #7049 to #7029 - phoenixforger (10/27/2014) [-]

Here is a website containing anything you could need:
paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/gettingStarted.html

Here is a website containing anything you could want:
www.d20pfsrd.com/basics-ability-scores/getting-started

Read them as you see fit.

This YouTuber has an excellent series on learning how to play:
www.youtube.com/user/DawnforgedCast

Watch it as you see fit.

When it comes down to it, you have to put in a lot of time to learn an RPG system like Pathfinder. If that doesn't seem appealing, try something simpler.
User avatar #7032 to #7029 - warbob ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
internet is a thing
User avatar #7026 - phoenixforger (10/26/2014) [-]
So, I'm thinking about getting into Magic The Gathering. Is the Core Set Builder's Toolkit a good way to go for beginners, or does anyone have other suggestions for getting my first cards?

Bulder's Toolkit: www.amazon.com/Magic-Gathering-2015-Builders-Toolk
#7027 to #7026 - aejann (10/27/2014) [-]
Absolutely. Get that box. It's 250+ cards for $20, and they're semi-seeded so you'll have an even mix, enough to make a few decks. You probably aren't gonna pull any fantastic cards, but it's a great starting place, especially if money is tight. Plus, you get an awesome place to store them!
User avatar #7050 to #7027 - phoenixforger (10/27/2014) [-]
Alright, I bought the box, and made a Blue and White deck. Now to corrupt my room mate into this game as well.
#7072 to #7050 - aejann (10/28/2014) [-]
It depends on their level of interest. If they've never seen the cards, make sure they see you using them/sorting them. If they ask what it's about, tell them. The easiest way and most effective way would be to build them a deck you think would suit them, and ask them to play against you. If they like it, let them rebuild that deck to their liking.

If they've expressed disinterest or refused, don't push it. MTG is not for everyone, and there are plenty of people who play it. Your local card shop should have tournaments every Friday at least, and it's a great way to meet new people.

I'm not sure about your level of deck building, but I'll leave you with the basics:

1) The ratio of lands to nonlands should be about 2:3. In a sixty card deck, this comes out to 24 lands, 36 nonlands. Feel free to stray from this number. A deck with lots of small, cheap cards will probably want less lands to make room for more cheap stuff. If it aims to play the long game or throw out big, expensive spells, maybe add a few more lands.

2) You should never build a deck without a goal in mind. That goal can be "A fun tribal deck", but that is still a purpose. Adding random cards to fill space isn't a good idea. Make sure you know how your deck intends to win (note: This is different than 'not lose') and make all of your cards either help achieve that strategy, support the cards that achieve that strategy, or prevent your opponent from disrupting your strategy.

3) Find out what your preferred style of play is. It's a lot more fun to use a deck that plays to your strengths, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't experiment, either. There are lots of different deck types and play styles, so it shouldn't be hard to find one that fits.
User avatar #7011 - fuckberries ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
Me and my friends are starting D&D. Here's our party:
Dwarf Cleric
High-Elf Ranger
Half-Orc Barbarian
Dragonborn Wizard
Gnome Bard
Dark-Elf Trickster
Dark-Elf Assassin
User avatar #7045 to #7011 - upyourarsinal (10/27/2014) [-]
does the gnome have a small violin?
User avatar #7015 to #7011 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
Are you asking if it's balanced? Because my only advice is that you need more melee, especially at least one tank. You generally want the largest part of your party to be characters playing dedicated melee classes.
User avatar #7024 to #7015 - NINJANONYMOUS (10/26/2014) [-]
HE's got a half-Orc Barb. That's a decent melee right there
User avatar #7019 to #7015 - ecomp (10/26/2014) [-]
And the Assassin can do well
User avatar #7018 to #7015 - ecomp (10/26/2014) [-]
Also Rangers can be Melee
User avatar #7016 to #7015 - ecomp (10/26/2014) [-]
clerics often do the trick
User avatar #7012 to #7011 - ecomp (10/26/2014) [-]
Okay.
User avatar #7013 to #7012 - fuckberries ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
Dragon killed Orc's wife. Now is racist to Dragons and Dragonborns. Shits gonna get good.
#7285 to #7013 - raptorbite ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
#notalldragonborn
User avatar #7014 to #7013 - ecomp (10/26/2014) [-]
Cool
#7004 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/25/2014) [-]
How much do you think I could get a fun Skaven army at 3000 points together for?
User avatar #7009 to #7004 - tmstyrant (10/25/2014) [-]
Skaven low point cost results in higher cost to you lol, if you use ebay it would only cost $800 to $900
User avatar #7005 to #7004 - ecomp (10/25/2014) [-]
a few grand
#7007 to #7005 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/25/2014) [-]
Really? That's much too expensive. I'll just have to stick with 40K
User avatar #7010 to #7007 - ecomp (10/25/2014) [-]
No, not really.
#7020 to #7010 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/26/2014) [-]
That's not helpful
User avatar #7021 to #7020 - ecomp (10/26/2014) [-]
Lets do the math.

20 clanrats(or slaves) is 42 CAD.
If you want a thousand slaves, thats 2100 CAD + taxes.

It's a lot of money if you want to go skaven, but you could probably lower the price a bunch by shopping around on eBay
#7022 to #7021 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/26/2014) [-]
So, anyone who plays 40K is a fag and you push Fantasy but when someone asks a question you are pretty fucking unhelpful. Good job.
User avatar #7023 to #7022 - ecomp (10/26/2014) [-]
What. I answered the question dude.
"How much do you think I could get a fun Skaven army together for?"
"a few grand"
What am I missing here.
#7003 - dasistwunderbar (10/25/2014) [-]
It annoys me how dead this board is. Anybody got any interesting stories? I'll start.

DM was one of those guys who just wants to tell a story, trying to steer you from combat to combat, which I didn't like, so I decided to dick around as much as possible. We were in a coastal desert city, stopping over for the night before taking on giant fuck-off magical tower outside its walls. As a chaotic good fighter, I decided that I would spend the night doing good. With this in mind, I ask the DM if I can see any shady or disreputable individuals. DM says that I should focus on resting up for tomorrow, but I insist. He says I can see a gang of shabby criminals on a street corner, and I walk over to them and ask if there're any brothels nearby. The DM acts confused but has them point me towards a rundown house in the dock district. At this point, I fashion a crude cape from the linen in my pack and conceal my face with a helm I borrow from our Barbarian (who was busy gambling). Then I remove all other clothing except my briefs and return to the district, and "Launch a flying Dragon kick at the door". At this point, the DM is struggling to keep up, and I think this was why he didn't make me roll, and instead the door imploded like so much kindling. With an IRL yell of "El Champamplo has arrivado!", I ran up the staircase to find the pimp lounging in an armchair. With an athletics check, I charge the chair and with several consecutive great rolls, pick it up and throw it to the street below, striking a pose in the moonlight before scampering away across the rooftops. The DM loved this shit, and I like to think that the enduring legend of El Champamplo in his universe was the turning point for him becoming a great storyteller.
User avatar #7025 to #7003 - NINJANONYMOUS (10/26/2014) [-]
This is fucking awesome.
#6999 - mrcrocodile (10/25/2014) [-]
so what is everyone's favorite name generators?
User avatar #7046 to #6999 - upyourarsinal (10/27/2014) [-]
D&D insider
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