swag. . fighti: oft_ goingt: iliad : i was standing an the bus back from uni and the driver suddenly braked really hard and this girl like flew across the bus a
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fighti: oft_ goingt: iliad :
i was standing an the bus back
from uni and the driver
suddenly braked really hard
and this girl like flew across the
bus and somehow i caught her
and without thinking i said 'i
think you just fell for me' and i
**** you not the entire bus
applauded me
NEWS UPDATE the girl has just
added me on facebook
dude, you got mad game,
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#1 - smotanko (10/23/2013) [-]
hfw
#2 to #1 - taurusguy (10/23/2013) [-]
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#180 to #89 - taurusguy (10/24/2013) [-]
Now if anyone gave me the "fukken saved" picture.
#186 to #180 - powellrebecca (10/26/2013) [-]
i dont have it, i sorry :[
i dont have it, i sorry :[
User avatar #13 - funbaggy (10/23/2013) [-]
Your sub conscience was like " **** it, I got this one."
#126 to #13 - pendeja (10/24/2013) [-]
sub conscience? Don't you mean subconscious?
User avatar #144 to #126 - stipulateprism (10/24/2013) [-]
Nah man, it's Jiminy Cricket's Jiminy Cricket.
#132 to #13 - Rascal (10/24/2013) [-]
bus conscience...?
#8 - huffe (10/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 - TheHutchie (10/23/2013) [-]
That happened to a girl I went to school with except instead of braking the bus hit a road sign and instead of somebody catching her, the girl went through the windscreen.

Somehow, all she had were cuts and bruises.
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#93 to #3 - uncalledforgiraffe (10/23/2013) [-]
That happened to a girl I went to school with except instead of flying through the windshield and me not catching her she got hit by the bus.   
   
Somehow, all she lost were both legs.
That happened to a girl I went to school with except instead of flying through the windshield and me not catching her she got hit by the bus.

Somehow, all she lost were both legs.
#109 to #3 - germankillzone (10/24/2013) [-]
Those bruises weren't from the crash
Those bruises weren't from the crash
#162 to #3 - bleeduntildeath ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
I guess she couldn't wait to get back on the road again
User avatar #12 to #3 - psykobear ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
A road sign, you say?
Did she STOP, in the name of love?
User avatar #7 to #3 - redtooth (10/23/2013) [-]
And then everybody applauded her?
#37 to #7 - jazzytheferret (10/23/2013) [-]
She most likely got a 9/10 for good aerial form.
User avatar #40 to #37 - redtooth (10/23/2013) [-]
and a smashing finish
#41 to #40 - jazzytheferret (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm sure it was stunning.
User avatar #9 to #3 - tittylovin (10/23/2013) [-]
Did she add you on facebook?
#66 - fridgelogic (10/23/2013) [-]
*******		 smooth.
******* smooth.
#5 - inuyuru (10/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #36 to #5 - leafonthewind (10/23/2013) [-]
sauce
#49 to #36 - magnumrevolver (10/23/2013) [-]
Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn
One of the greatest horror-comedies ever created.
#52 to #49 - leafonthewind (10/23/2013) [-]
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gracias
take this
#55 - flnonymousfive **User deleted account** (10/23/2013) [-]
#119 to #55 - parasith (10/24/2013) [-]
TO ME.... pam pam pam.. pam   
 just made me think of it, somehow
TO ME.... pam pam pam.. pam
just made me think of it, somehow
#130 - cheastnut (10/24/2013) [-]
people telling their "swag" stories so here's mine   
>last yr in high school trying to make it count   
>be in group with hot slut   
>she's talking about how bad she want to 'hit up' a teacher   
>says "cant wait to be 18 so i can ride that ride"   
>i 			****		 you not i said straight away   
>"you don't need to be 18 for this ride"   
>she get's up   
>leaves   
>never talks to me again   
 i regret high school
people telling their "swag" stories so here's mine
>last yr in high school trying to make it count
>be in group with hot slut
>she's talking about how bad she want to 'hit up' a teacher
>says "cant wait to be 18 so i can ride that ride"
>i **** you not i said straight away
>"you don't need to be 18 for this ride"
>she get's up
>leaves
>never talks to me again
i regret high school
User avatar #135 to #130 - spidahridah (10/24/2013) [-]
What the **** ? How could she refuse a sexy beast like you?
User avatar #38 - toncheky (10/23/2013) [-]
She added me on Facebook.

So yeah it's getting pretty serious.

jk he's badass
User avatar #19 - dedaluminus (10/23/2013) [-]
Any good relationship starts with a story.
User avatar #139 to #19 - itsmedturner (10/24/2013) [-]
I asked my girlfriend if I could put my arm around her ( trying to get a relationship started), she laughed and said yes, I wasn't expecting that response so I was nervous and accidentally elbowed her in the forehead. The whole class saw, and laughed. She laughed. We immediately started dating and things having been going great for over 9 months. Beta? Yes.
User avatar #178 to #139 - nebuchadnezzaurus (10/24/2013) [-]
You're not beta if you get what you want in the end
User avatar #183 to #178 - itsmedturner (10/25/2013) [-]
I guess Im alpha then! Got my daily dose of confidence-boost today.
User avatar #56 to #19 - nibiru (10/23/2013) [-]
and that story a lot of times is alcohol
#35 to #19 - jazzytheferret (10/23/2013) [-]
Murder Mystery!
#90 to #35 - powellrebecca (10/23/2013) [-]
anytime someone says something of the such, i think of the lovely Linda Belcher.
anytime someone says something of the such, i think of the lovely Linda Belcher.
#32 - xxxmrawsomexxx (10/23/2013) [-]
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#47 to #32 - fuckedbyapony (10/23/2013) [-]
Would be if that wasn't the gayest twirl I've ever seen
#46 - Mesmus (10/23/2013) [-]
YFW
YFW
#6 - stubbyftw ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
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#72 - jogoto (10/23/2013) [-]
my mad game story that is similar   
>be me in canada during the beginning of fall so it's sweater weather   
>be at school   
>walk over to the nearest gas station and get a slushie   
>walk back to school and sit down next to these 2 girls   
>one asks me   
>"kenzie isnt it a bit too cold out for a slushie?"   
>i 			****		 you not without skipping a beat i answer in kind   
>well when you're as hot as me nothing is too cold   
she added me on facebook that night
my mad game story that is similar
>be me in canada during the beginning of fall so it's sweater weather
>be at school
>walk over to the nearest gas station and get a slushie
>walk back to school and sit down next to these 2 girls
>one asks me
>"kenzie isnt it a bit too cold out for a slushie?"
>i **** you not without skipping a beat i answer in kind
>well when you're as hot as me nothing is too cold
she added me on facebook that night
User avatar #157 to #72 - molestedbeggar (10/24/2013) [-]
are you kenzie?
User avatar #171 to #157 - jogoto (10/24/2013) [-]
i am him
User avatar #172 to #171 - molestedbeggar (10/24/2013) [-]
so the 2 girls weren't 2 random girls?
you need to get better at painting pictures with words bro.
User avatar #173 to #172 - jogoto (10/24/2013) [-]
ill get right on that thanks
#174 to #173 - molestedbeggar (10/24/2013) [-]
I'm sorry if i offended.   
but srsly who were the girls?
I'm sorry if i offended.
but srsly who were the girls?
User avatar #175 to #174 - jogoto (10/24/2013) [-]
on was an art geek just doing what she was doing and the one that asked me the question was some socially awkward chick. both were butterfaces
User avatar #94 to #72 - mrdudeface (10/23/2013) [-]
I was listening to the song sweater weather when I read this
User avatar #184 to #72 - slushie (10/25/2013) [-]
>_> got called here, ending up saving a gif.

Not a bad day
User avatar #185 to #184 - jogoto (10/25/2013) [-]
glad i could make you day
#101 to #72 - spanishiqiustion (10/24/2013) [-]
heres my kind of upset game story   
> At school during a class    
>choosing partners   
>only boy girl   
>choose this girl i like   
>teacher anounces   
>Choose only the pretty ones    
> I say aloud   
>i already got one   
>bitch is blushing redder than a sweaty ginger   
>my friend is like gif
heres my kind of upset game story
> At school during a class
>choosing partners
>only boy girl
>choose this girl i like
>teacher anounces
>Choose only the pretty ones
> I say aloud
>i already got one
>bitch is blushing redder than a sweaty ginger
>my friend is like gif
User avatar #102 to #101 - spanishiqiustion (10/24/2013) [-]
this is probably the best ill ever do
#112 to #101 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (10/24/2013) [-]
"redder than a sweaty ginger" mfw I'm a ginger
#80 - slimeywaffles (10/23/2013) [-]
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#86 to #80 - kaycie (10/23/2013) [-]
this turns me on for some reason
this turns me on for some reason
User avatar #97 to #86 - comeherekids (10/24/2013) [-]
yeah murder gets me going too.
#83 to #80 - halloweenwillcome (10/23/2013) [-]
**halloweenwillcome rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at 4chan goes to school **I like how her tits got bigger as she was accepted her new alpha male.
#18 - rainbowhead ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
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#127 to #18 - zerith (10/24/2013) [-]
More like...Close in. Get it? Cause he caught her? And they were close to each other...?
#16 - thebobinito (10/23/2013) [-]
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#125 - ningenpoop (10/24/2013) [-]
hfw walking out of bus
hfw walking out of bus
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