surprise. . llt' s my birthday, whale family forgot, ' t say anything BF, go em fer a meal, he remembers might starts to heat LIP, euphemisms thought cut desser surprise llt' s my birthday whale family forgot ' t say anything BF go em fer a meal he remembers might starts to heat LIP euphemisms thought cut desser
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llt' s my birthday, whale family forgot, ' t say anything
BF, go em fer a meal, he remembers
might starts to heat LIP, euphemisms thought cut dessert (spilt seme cream down ya etc}
family is em. so decide to go back tn my place
343st to frend door, start making out, family don' t talk neighbours don' t care if they see me
we lifts me up whilst making cut. raging lean against door
WWTF it' s men. me and him both fall into the house
alights turn en, whole family is there, mum, dad, nan. grandad, "SUF' RI_.." Dead silence
laying underneath boyfriend, both with raging boners, I leek at my mum straight in the eye' s
and say "surprise".
shouts out, "knew he was a faggot"
Meet awkward party Ne had, and he been em fer a while, she still calls him my special
friend. Went admit Pm gay family. dwtm though at-' eryone saw.
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Views: 29669 Submitted: 08/09/2014