sure i've got one to spare. happy 4th. don't blow your hand off. you need that for masturbating... Just waiting for the comments to explode about "hurr durr omg you might kill somebody" even though a firecracker of that size would just cause minor b 4th of July Fireworks Prank
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User avatar #18 - coffeedog (07/05/2014) [+] (51 replies)
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Yeah, lets destroy someones face because of a choice they make that doesn't really affect you. So you don't like second hand smoke...go back inside.
#65 - uncaringman (07/05/2014) [-]
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#1 - destaice (07/04/2014) [-]
Just waiting for the comments to explode about "hurr durr omg you might kill somebody" even though a firecracker of that size would just cause minor burn damage to the lips and fingers.
User avatar #38 to #1 - leglesslegolegolas (07/05/2014) [-]
I've had one explode about a foot from my face. My ear was ringing for the next hour or so and it was really bright.
User avatar #74 to #1 - klina (07/05/2014) [-]

thank you, that picture made me laugh so hard
#13 to #1 - anon (07/05/2014) [-]
Its 1/8th dynamite it will blow your jaw off
#5 to #1 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
Hurr durr you smoke it then dumb ass .
User avatar #7 to #5 - destaice (07/04/2014) [-]
I don't smoke.

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that small firecrackers like those are mainly just noisemakers. Sure, they result in an explosion, but a small one.

The only ways people get damaged by those is if they hold a group of them in their hands and set them off, causing a chain reaction.
User avatar #9 to #7 - charagrin (07/04/2014) [-]
I disagree, being that close to the face I see someone getting finger damage, lip damage, possibly getting a cracked tooth or 3, and most definitely getting an eyefull of lit tobacco shrapnel.
User avatar #14 to #9 - heartlessrobot (07/05/2014) [-]
It would only crack a tooth if you were chewing on it when it went off. They're not that strong at all. Like, party popper strength.
User avatar #15 to #14 - charagrin (07/05/2014) [-]
Are we both talking about the same kind of firecracker? I am not talking about M80's, but I am not talking about snapcaps either. A standard firecracker can blow off fingers, shatter glass, dent metal, etc. I am not saying it is a nuclear weapon, just that if it goes off inside a cig tube 2 inches from your face, chances are you will have an injury or 3.
User avatar #16 to #15 - heartlessrobot (07/05/2014) [-]
Looking at the one in the content, it looks like the ones my friends used to hold in their hands to see who had the balls to hold it the longest. Didn't even leave a burn mark if it went off in your hand, as long as it was flat on your palm and your hand was open.
User avatar #17 to #16 - charagrin (07/05/2014) [-]
Sounds to me like you are talking about snapcaps, that looks like a standard firecracker to me, and they can and do cause a bit of damage. Note, the video calls these m80's but you and I both know they are just regular firecrackers.
#12 to #9 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
Bitch, if you smoke you ******* deserve it. It's gonna kill ya anyway.
User avatar #49 - konradkurze (07/05/2014) [-]
americans seem to love sparking up lawsuits against each other
#2 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
Good luck with the lawsuit that results from your friend smoking that and being blinded .
User avatar #36 to #2 - leglesslegolegolas (07/05/2014) [-]
Looking at OP's comments, something tells me he's a sadistic little asshole that can't handle differing lifestyle choices and opinions.
User avatar #3 to #2 - hashtronaut (07/04/2014) [-]
too bad you cant sue your parents for raising a faggot, though
User avatar #4 to #3 - hashtronaut (07/04/2014) [-]
Destaice, you didnt have to wait long.
#6 to #3 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
Actually your parents CAN be sued by the other persons parents , ever heard of a civil suit ?
User avatar #8 to #6 - hashtronaut (07/04/2014) [-]
that's nice anon
#55 - anon (07/05/2014) [-]
I've got my spare sorted.
#52 - neefew (07/05/2014) [-]
Hey, everyone, let cause burn damage to lips and fingers and probably harm their eardrums. That'll be a great prank!! It won't do permanent damage, but it will rip open their lips which then, if filled with fine powder (like, say, shrapnel from a firecracker)
best case scenario: it'll hurt more than anything you've ever felt
worst case scenario: it becomes infected and you have to have your lips "amputated"

yay for pranks
User avatar #67 to #52 - uhidk (07/05/2014) [-]
i don't care.
#75 - anon (07/05/2014) [-]
The amount of people that think that this kind of prank is okay just because the person is a cigarette smoker is ******* ridiculous.

Who the **** cares if someone smokes? They don't deserve this kind of **** . I know it won't really affect him that much since I've had firecrackers that were a bit bigger than this blow up in my hand and all it did was sting a bit.

But that doesn't make it okay to blow something up in someones mouth/hand and justify it because you don't make the same decisions as them. Leave a smoker alone, most of us aren't assholes about it.
User avatar #31 - qauronexoforce (07/05/2014) [-]
I find it amusing when I almost or do cause serious harm to people.
I-I'm not sadistic or anything
User avatar #72 - awesomedewd (07/05/2014) [-]
All those people laughing about seem to like harming people, good job, you're everything that's right in this world.
User avatar #77 to #72 - bitchplzzz (07/05/2014) [-]
Hey thanks dude. My psychiatrist said I was deranged and sick. Heh, **** him.
User avatar #83 to #77 - hashtronaut (07/05/2014) [-]
if anything, it's the people like him/her that bitch about content like this that are the problem. not those of us who laugh at it.
User avatar #82 - hashtronaut (07/05/2014) [-]
So, all you people using this post as a soap box to shout your views on smoking:

people like you are the reason people like me do things like this to you
User avatar #80 - Lambda (07/05/2014) [-]
These used to exist. They were called "loaded cigars", and they were popular in the first half of the 20th century. Due to the risk of bodily harm their popularity declined.
#64 - anon (07/05/2014) [-]
omg putting tnt in a cigarette have fun killing people!!!!
User avatar #40 - leglesslegolegolas (07/05/2014) [-]
I smoke. Come at me, bros.
User avatar #30 - shrimpinahat ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
You'd have to be pretty goddamned good at re-rolling cigs to make it unnoticeable though
User avatar #29 - vladhellsing (07/05/2014) [-]
I've seen this done on somebody before. Blew off his moustache.
User avatar #28 - wardogmac (07/05/2014) [-]
You evil mastermind!
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#10 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
smokers i know usually like their cigs packed tightly so they sometimes hit it on something before lighting the cig. a loose pack of cigs is an obvious tell
User avatar #11 to #10 - hashtronaut (07/04/2014) [-]
so pack this one?
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