stupid stereotypes. Did I mention that when I lived in Paris, I could see the Eiffel tower from my window ? I'm not even kidding. Also, I drink large amounts of french frog prob
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stupid stereotypes. Did I mention that when I lived in Paris, I could see the Eiffel tower from my window ? I'm not even kidding. Also, I drink large amounts of

Did I mention that when I lived in Paris, I could see the Eiffel tower from my window ? I'm not even kidding.
Also, I drink large amounts of red wine, but that's another kind of problem.

inst because I' m Hench [Jeanie assume
I chain smoke and eat bread with were meal
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#1 - pwnigator (10/23/2013) [-]
*baguette I regret nothing
User avatar #45 to #1 - megayoming (10/24/2013) [-]
NO ONE IS SAFE RUN FROM THE FRENCH


This is a reenactment of something that will never happen
User avatar #54 to #1 - indeedafish (10/24/2013) [-]
*I baguette nothing
User avatar #47 to #1 - jibb (10/24/2013) [-]
hon
#6 - funnynsfw (10/23/2013) [-]
Looks like he surrendered to his basic instincts
User avatar #44 to #6 - megayoming (10/24/2013) [-]
Damn it carlos
User avatar #21 to #6 - forcequest (10/24/2013) [-]
CARLOS!!
#18 - lolfire (10/24/2013) [-]
People from outside the UK assume I drink all the time because I'm Irish
People from inside the UK assume I bomb places because I'm Northern Irish.

.......I do both.
User avatar #20 to #18 - ruraidhri (10/24/2013) [-]
Where from in N.I?
User avatar #22 to #20 - lolfire (10/24/2013) [-]
Currently South Belfast
User avatar #23 to #22 - ruraidhri (10/24/2013) [-]
Ah Cool. Strabane fag here.
#35 - tigasingy (10/24/2013) [-]
just because I'm Mexican people think I eat beans and mow lawns
I do both
I'm juan of a kind
User avatar #40 to #35 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
Im portuguese and people call me a mexican or a beaner
#34 - Mastaforga (10/24/2013) [-]
Just because I'm American people assume that I'm a fat, gun toting racist redneck...
I'm not fat
User avatar #37 to #34 - TheFixer (10/24/2013) [-]
i am not fat or a redneck but im racist and i do love having guns.
#36 to #34 - stgfilitov (10/24/2013) [-]
you forgot the freedom.
#41 to #36 - mvtjets ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #59 to #51 - revengeforfreeze (10/24/2013) [-]
is this xy?
User avatar #60 to #59 - snakefire (10/24/2013) [-]
yes.
User avatar #61 to #60 - revengeforfreeze (10/24/2013) [-]
HANAT AUKI LASIT TÄYTEEN, RAI RAI RAI !
PAITA POIS HOUSUT ALAS, NAI NAI NAI !
HEILUTAN KUSIPÄILLE, BYE BYE BYE !
HEJ ! ANNA SITÄ MÄRKÄÄ !
HEJ ! ANNA SITÄ MÄRKÄÄ !
User avatar #62 to #61 - snakefire (10/24/2013) [-]
Oh.
#64 to #51 - heartlessrobot (10/24/2013) [-]
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Hon hon hon hon hon
User avatar #39 - herecomesjohnny (10/24/2013) [-]
i'm half french half chinese. When i grew up in american school, it was pretty much "frogs AND dogs? will you eat the hamster too?"
User avatar #57 to #39 - ruebezahl (10/24/2013) [-]
Well, will you?
User avatar #67 to #57 - herecomesjohnny (10/24/2013) [-]
i'll take it sauté plz
User avatar #38 - metalmind (10/24/2013) [-]
People assume that just because I'm German I like Beer and Sauerkraut, and that I'm precise, punctual and tidy.

I'm not that tidy.
#3 - arziben ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
MFW I'm french and I don't smoke nor drink alcohol
#28 to #3 - pleasantlybaconii (10/24/2013) [-]
mfw I'm American and I smoke and ******* love bread drink too, though that wasn't a topic of the content
#4 to #3 - nao (10/23/2013) [-]
yfw you don't have any friends and social life either
User avatar #5 to #4 - arziben ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
nope, I'm 1m 85 for 80 kilos pretty much exactly what I should be you fedorfat ****
and my social life does exist, with people not partying, we find ways of having fun without wrecking ourselves
User avatar #52 to #5 - Kairyuka (10/24/2013) [-]
I wish I was friends with someone like you, it kinda annoys me that most people can't have fun together without alcohol or other drugs...
I mean sure, it's their choice, but it excludes me from a lot of things
#46 to #5 - nao (10/24/2013) [-]
I'm 1m 73 for 65 kg, so I guess yould wreck my **** .
but we're on the internet you can't do crap so I'll keep teasing you you fat non-drinking faggot

your sister is a walrus and I fart on your ancestors
User avatar #70 to #46 - arziben ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
ow noes, not mah ancestors
User avatar #27 to #5 - pipedt (10/24/2013) [-]
By spending your days on Funnyjunk, way to go Mr. Social Life
#53 to #27 - cplkoeksuster (10/24/2013) [-]
Enough "one of us" ******** , just leave the dude be.
User avatar #10 to #5 - hashtagdouchebag (10/24/2013) [-]
il n'a pas dit que tu es gros.... detends!
User avatar #11 to #10 - arziben ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
si si, relis bien, avec l'image accolée
User avatar #13 to #11 - hashtagdouchebag (10/24/2013) [-]
ah oui, j'ai pas vu l'image. desolee!
User avatar #15 to #13 - arziben ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
ah bah pourtant elle est assez... imposante...





HUEHEUEHUEHEUEHUEHEUE
#16 to #15 - anon (10/24/2013) [-]
hon hon hon
#43 to #10 - nao (10/24/2013) [-]
si si si j'ai bien sous entendu qu'il était gros

et gras

et sale

et moche

et que sa petite soeur était un éléphant de mer
#19 to #5 - anon (10/24/2013) [-]
Calm down frenchie it was a joke, i'll be accepting your surrender once you get this message.
#42 to #19 - nao (10/24/2013) [-]
Joke's on you, I surrendered before you wrote it
User avatar #65 to #5 - strelokkk (10/24/2013) [-]
This guy was joking, there's no need to be so aggressive, kind sir
User avatar #69 to #65 - arziben ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
was that agressive ?
sorry it wasn't meant to be
#58 to #5 - anon (10/24/2013) [-]
I bet you have an IQ of 137+ aswell
#50 to #5 - anon (10/24/2013) [-]
Ohlala, mais on s'en fout
User avatar #7 to #5 - nonouch (10/23/2013) [-]
tu devrais c'est marrant
User avatar #14 to #7 - arziben ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
je te rassure c'est pas une question de principe, j'aime juste pas le goût de l'alcool
#25 to #14 - anon (10/24/2013) [-]
tout les alcools n'ont pas le même goût, boulet.
User avatar #68 to #25 - arziben ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
ah oui, va dire ça à mes papilles 'nonyme
User avatar #66 to #25 - strelokkk (10/24/2013) [-]
Je vais me ranger du côté d'arziben, je bois très peu (seulement bière et vin) car l'alcool me brûle la gueule et à chaque fois que je bois une gorgée d'alcool fort/moyen j'ai envie de gerber... Je préfère de loin fumer un bon joint de beuh, tant au niveau du goût que des effets (et ça ne rend pas stupide comme l'alcool le fait)
#55 to #4 - xacuop (10/24/2013) [-]
like this?
#26 - pipedt (10/24/2013) [-]
Just because I'm Mexican, everyone assumes I drink a lot of tequila and eat tortillas with every meal....   
   
   
   
I do both
Just because I'm Mexican, everyone assumes I drink a lot of tequila and eat tortillas with every meal....



I do both
User avatar #33 - nyctonightingale (10/24/2013) [-]
Well you can see the Eiffel Tower from mostly anywhere in Paris. It is the tallest building within city limits after all.
#48 to #33 - nao (10/24/2013) [-]
Well not at all. From 90 % of the windows you can only see the windows of the building on the other side of the street.

To see the Eiffel tower you have to live on the very top of your building or on the few hills of Paris (Montparnasse, Montmarte, Belleville or St Genevieve mount).
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User avatar #31 - TheseChocodiles (10/24/2013) [-]
Dusters

lol its funny because ur french and do these things also
you're welcome
User avatar #71 to #31 - dusters (10/24/2013) [-]
Shut up
#30 - anon (10/24/2013) [-]
smoke AND eat bread. so both
#29 - dankey (10/24/2013) [-]
im not french and i do both of those things
User avatar #24 - nervaaurelius (10/24/2013) [-]
What's up with Europeans smoking a lot in general? Seemed like everyone and their dog smoked at times(can't really say much about the germanic nations cause I haven't visited them)
User avatar #9 - allamericandude (10/23/2013) [-]
I always thought "Ooh la la" was just a stereotype, like "Ello govna" is for Brits.

But holy **** , French people say "Ooh la la" all. the. time.
User avatar #17 to #9 - ilovepelicans (10/24/2013) [-]
Well yes, but we don't use it how people think we use it. It's more of a reaction when you see something weird or unusual or when you don't know how to answer a question and don't want to say "um". It's also used as a replacement for "mon dieu" or "oh my god", so it's essentially "oh my gosh."
User avatar #49 to #9 - nao (10/24/2013) [-]
It's pretty much our equivalent for "oh, my !"
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