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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#6 - icametochewgum
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(10/25/2013) [-]
"Hi do you have a moment for our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?"
"Hi do you have a moment for our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?"
User avatar #106 to #6 - incognitoad
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"Hi do you have a moment for our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?"

Hi do you have a moment for our lord and savior? Jesus Christ!!
User avatar #126 to #6 - bjornkrage
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(10/26/2013) [-]
jesssussss chrissst
#44 to #6 - grandogger
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(10/26/2013) [-]
you spelled voldemort wrong
User avatar #22 to #6 - majestispaceduck
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(10/26/2013) [-]
That made me chuckle first of the day, you win a thumb.
#1 - mausisdead
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(10/25/2013) [-]
yay snakes
User avatar #21 - tyrannosauris
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(10/26/2013) [-]
I just thought it was a huge Banana falling....
#7 - snakefire
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(10/25/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #11 to #7 - Blargosnarf
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That snake looks like it's eye moves, I know snakes don't have eyelids, but are they able to move their eyes?
User avatar #12 to #11 - snakefire
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I think so. you think I would know, having bred snakes for all my life.
User avatar #13 to #12 - Blargosnarf
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Then you're someone who knows about snakes. I've always been iffy about them because, no matter what, I can NEVER tell their emotion, do snakes actually show affection towards their owners?
#15 to #13 - snakefire
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People say they don't, but that's a dirty lie.   
Snakes will even show a reaction to their owners emotions. But I'm not sure how they tell what your emotion is.   
   
All I know is, if you're distressed or angry when holding an unfamilliar snake it will most likely be scared of you or aggressive towards you.
People say they don't, but that's a dirty lie.
Snakes will even show a reaction to their owners emotions. But I'm not sure how they tell what your emotion is.

All I know is, if you're distressed or angry when holding an unfamilliar snake it will most likely be scared of you or aggressive towards you.
User avatar #16 to #15 - Blargosnarf
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So, like the snake above, like that finger patting it's head, they'll act excited or affectionate like most any other animal?
#17 to #16 - snakefire
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They don't usually like their heads touched, but they will often rub against you, which can be considered a show of affection.

My snake would always rub against my nose and sideburns.
User avatar #70 to #17 - iamaniceperson
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Your text color make me think you are whispering. I think I'm weird.
User avatar #45 to #11 - rockinthejizzface
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The muscles needed to look around is functional in some but not all snake species, mostly vipers to make hunting easier.
User avatar #80 to #11 - sergeantamerica **User deleted account**
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User avatar #25 to #7 - hybredmoon
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That snake looks like it has downs, I've never seen one like that. What species is it?
User avatar #26 to #25 - snakefire
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Its a hognose.
User avatar #27 to #26 - hybredmoon
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It's cute, in a ironic sort of way. Like a pug.
#10 - indecisivejew
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(10/26/2013) [-]
If there's one thing that Jurassic Park taught me, its that your house isn't safe without doorknobs on every door.
#36 to #10 - anon id: cfa0ed05
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If you wrote Jurassic and admin's filter decided that word is too raunchy for everyone's delicate eyes, it is a very terrible filter indeed, If you wrote something like ******** Park instead then I guess the filter works adequately enough. But if is just Jurassic, then I'll be a bit miffed.
User avatar #4 - tatsuichiyo
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(10/25/2013) [-]
Well, ****, now that they've learned how to open doors, it will only take a little while before they learn how to operate locks. Once they figure out locks, they'll open up a gun store. Then, they'll learn how to clean, load, and operate a gun. ext, they will learn how to organize a snake military. They will formulate tactics and battalions of all types of snakes. They will then learn how to drive and operate vehicles and other machinery to go to war with humans. Well, I for one shall welcome my new snake overlords.
*Gets out of chair and slinks away like a snake*
#87 to #4 - anon id: 55a05476
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good thing we have background checks for guns!
#19 to #4 - ileikpancakes
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User avatar #8 to #4 - deescalation
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And they'll win that fight. They'll win that fight 9 times out of 10
User avatar #81 - MRfunnyFACE
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(10/26/2013) [-]
while the gif was loading i was wondering if that was a bannana
#63 - miia
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(10/26/2013) [-]
ARISE MY BROTHERS
#127 to #63 - kiyotakaishimaru
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#78 to #63 - blackoutonetwotwo
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Surprise lamia cuddle
#84 to #78 - artige
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Is there a chance I could get the source to that anime/manga?

Picture not relevant, I believe.
User avatar #88 to #84 - oodlesandoodles
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou

#89 to #88 - artige
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I found it right before you commented, but thank you anyways!

#90 to #89 - oodlesandoodles
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CURSES!!!!   
   
No problem
CURSES!!!!

No problem
#119 to #89 - sanguinesolitude
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(10/26/2013) [-]
oh mia
#85 to #84 - blackoutonetwotwo
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I just remember this random thread from one of the sites I visited last year ago...just type in google: Surprise lamia cuddle   
   
Also, your pic is relevant.
I just remember this random thread from one of the sites I visited last year ago...just type in google: Surprise lamia cuddle

Also, your pic is relevant.
#86 to #85 - artige
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Uh, well thank you, random stranger!   
   
I guess it is sort of relevant, when I think about it..
Uh, well thank you, random stranger!

I guess it is sort of relevant, when I think about it..
User avatar #20 - krispybananaz
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(10/26/2013) [-]
I didn't know what I expected, but a big ******* goddamn snake wasn't it
#3 - tmgrskat
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(10/25/2013) [-]
plup.   
 ᕦ༼ຈلຈ༽ᕤ DO YOU EVEN DONG? ᕦ༼ຈلຈ༽ᕤ
plup.
ᕦ༼ຈلຈ༽ᕤ DO YOU EVEN DONG? ᕦ༼ຈلຈ༽ᕤ
User avatar #23 to #3 - pedomegler
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needs a single HA when it opens its mouth