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we freshman in college
ffirst time smoking weed
ialready trashed on whiskey
newist hard
Iwonder down to a frat house
west up outside and pretend to be security
let me and eventually leave
basking people fer IDs fer about an hour
time drinking hard liquor
cops come up the stairs and ask to come in
aask them fer IDs
We are the fucking cops, we are going to come in."
at say "riddle me this..." then proceed to puke on one of them.
Whey stagger back in shock
is run my drunk ass back to my dorm
my head and beard
ssee cops every day patrolling the campus
knever recognize me
I regret nothing
I Anonymous (ID: Duo) 3{ Thu) 13: 44: 45 Nto. 4772295( iyw
Fucking leled
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#5 - higitusfigitus (12/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Riddle me this, Batman.
Riddle me this, Batman.
User avatar #4 - kirkbot (12/22/2013) [-]
that's what long hair and beard are good for. Instant disguise by shaving
#3 - crazyolitis (12/22/2013) [+] (13 replies)
How does someone drunk enough to puke run, especially while high?
User avatar #6 to #3 - crazymero (12/22/2013) [-]
after you puke you instantly feel way much better,personal experience involved.
#19 - ganondork (12/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Riddle me this
Riddle me this
#9 - anonymous (12/22/2013) [+] (6 replies)
WTF does "twist hard" mean?
#10 to #9 - nthmetal ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
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#2 - connorjacks (12/22/2013) [-]
Makes me proud.
#22 - newforomador ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
#87 - krayon (12/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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>Be 16
> Miss!
#34 - maaarknuuuut (12/22/2013) [-]
Riddle me this....riddle me that.....how the fuck did I not lose my hat?
#54 - lghammered (12/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#1 - skullball ONLINE (12/22/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#93 - tehsnoo (12/22/2013) [+] (9 replies)
>be 23
>beta as fuck but managed to have a 7/10 girlfriend
>gf on her way over
>had movie, dinner, and condoms (just in case)
>everything is perfect; even wore cologne (fuck off, I was pretty beta)
>things got hot and heavy fuckyeah.jpg
>we started making out
>she took off my pants
>then I turned on the TV
>nobody likes when you're 23
#37 - DrPeppir (12/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I heard you couldn't throw up while high on weed.   
I was lied to.
I heard you couldn't throw up while high on weed.
I was lied to.
User avatar #26 - swagbro (12/22/2013) [+] (12 replies)
4chan is a place for fucking weaboos and furry shits, I don't get why ppl think these guys are so cool
#31 to #26 - inuares (12/22/2013) [-]
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#80 - greatgreywolfsif (12/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
HFW
#121 - gustaviaable (12/23/2013) [-]
>Be 13
>Missed
#48 - josieabby (12/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
HFW
HFW
#7 - jalthelas (12/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#18 - pappathethird (12/22/2013) [-]
If you don't have a beard, this is what you do
If you don't have a beard, this is what you do
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