story time. . we freshman in college ffirst time smoking weed ialready trashed on whiskey newist hard Iwonder down to a frat house west up outside and pretend t
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story time

we freshman in college
ffirst time smoking weed
ialready trashed on whiskey
newist hard
Iwonder down to a frat house
west up outside and pretend to be security
let me and eventually leave
basking people fer IDs fer about an hour
time drinking hard liquor
cops come up the stairs and ask to come in
aask them fer IDs
We are the ******* cops, we are going to come in."
at say "riddle me this..." then proceed to puke on one of them.
Whey stagger back in shock
is run my drunk ass back to my dorm
my head and beard
ssee cops every day patrolling the campus
knever recognize me
I regret nothing
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User avatar #4 - kirkbot ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
that's what long hair and beard are good for. Instant disguise by shaving
#19 - ganondork (12/22/2013) [-]
Riddle me this
Riddle me this
#60 to #19 - kaycie (12/22/2013) [-]
oh god, tell me that's just a joke and its watermelon chunks and not actually puke
#75 to #60 - ganondork (12/22/2013) [-]
Sorry, I think it's really puke.
#5 - higitusfigitus (12/22/2013) [-]
Riddle me this, Batman.
Riddle me this, Batman.
#71 to #5 - matttboyagain (12/22/2013) [-]
The relevance! The 			*******		 relevance!!!
The relevance! The ******* relevance!!!
#91 to #5 - bleebloo (12/22/2013) [-]
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#2 - connorjacks (12/22/2013) [-]
Makes me proud.
#3 - crazyolitis (12/22/2013) [-]
How does someone drunk enough to puke run, especially while high?
#23 to #3 - jackmanagan (12/22/2013) [-]
come with me crazyo, ill teach you how to party
come with me crazyo, ill teach you how to party
User avatar #81 to #3 - commontroll (12/22/2013) [-]
Gets a lot of the drugs (mainly the alcohol) out of your system. Same reason why lots of times you'll feel super sick, throw up, and instantly feel better.
User avatar #82 to #3 - xsnowshark (12/22/2013) [-]
Once got super drunk with a group of 9-10 people the night before a big football game, and then we all preceded to run around campus w/o shirts on singing our schools fight song. No idea how we managed to do it, but it happened.
User avatar #62 to #13 - smokinbutox (12/22/2013) [-]
all hail the mighty seamoose
User avatar #6 to #3 - crazymero ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
after you puke you instantly feel way much better,personal experience involved.
User avatar #16 to #6 - warbob (12/22/2013) [-]
I'd guess the body knows what it's doing when it makes you puke, so it seems only natural.

have a thumb for sharing knowledge
#49 to #6 - anon (12/22/2013) [-]
horse **** once you puke, das game, you puke the rest of the night and have the spins till you pass out, not too mention after some weed and hard liquor
User avatar #51 to #49 - crazymero ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
i did both once and puked like 7 times in 3 minutes,then got back up to partying like i was reborn as a majestic phoenix
#72 to #51 - matttboyagain (12/22/2013) [-]
Like this?
Like this?
User avatar #74 to #72 - crazymero ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
add some more majesty
#138 to #6 - chupavisor (12/23/2013) [-]
From personal and friend experience, once you puke the first time you feel like a million bucks. About 15 minutes later though you puke a second time and it's all downhill from there.
#37 - DrPeppir (12/22/2013) [-]
I heard you couldn't throw up while high on weed.   
I was lied to.
I heard you couldn't throw up while high on weed.
I was lied to.
User avatar #114 to #37 - gmarrox (12/23/2013) [-]
You can, especially if you're ******* stupid like me and you eat way too much at a Chinese buffet while you're hardcore getting the munchies.
User avatar #57 to #37 - kaycie (12/22/2013) [-]
when you mix it with drinking its a different story.

But I've started getting really paranoid while I'm high and I just focus on my throat and thinking "oh god, swallowing is like reverse puking"
I cant even eat while im high anymore without gagging.
User avatar #58 to #37 - listerthepessimist (12/22/2013) [-]
THC suppresses nausea, unfortunately it doesn't eliminate it

thumb for epic gif
#34 - maaarknuuuut (12/22/2013) [-]
Riddle me this....riddle me that.....how the **** did I not lose my hat?
User avatar #89 to #54 - chaossniper (12/22/2013) [-]
i read it no rugrats first
#1 - skullball ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #139 to #1 - redstag (12/23/2013) [-]
hi
#140 to #139 - skullball ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #141 to #140 - redstag (12/23/2013) [-]
It's good to own land. Yes?
#142 to #141 - skullball ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
of course
of course
User avatar #143 to #142 - redstag (12/23/2013) [-]
Good, Good. Just checking.
#7 - jalthelas (12/22/2013) [-]
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#8 to #7 - hamhamtaro (12/22/2013) [-]
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#38 to #8 - zombifier (12/22/2013) [-]
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#87 - krayon (12/22/2013) [-]
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>Be 16
> Miss!
User avatar #118 to #87 - berkut (12/23/2013) [-]
>Be you
>Kill yourself
#106 to #87 - skatin (12/23/2013) [-]
The only funny comment I've read. Thank you.
#9 - anon (12/22/2013) [-]
WTF does "twist hard" mean?
User avatar #112 to #9 - corkscrew (12/23/2013) [-]
it means he probably had the spins
User avatar #88 to #9 - rhc (12/22/2013) [-]
being twisted is being high and drunk at the same time. it's not good
User avatar #11 to #9 - fourtwentt (12/22/2013) [-]
Personally I refer to being twisted as being on multiple intoxicants
#40 to #9 - pendeja (12/22/2013) [-]
It's another way of saying he was cross faded
#10 to #9 - nthmetal (12/22/2013) [-]
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#18 - pappathethird (12/22/2013) [-]
If you don't have a beard, this is what you do
If you don't have a beard, this is what you do
#41 - timesmath (12/22/2013) [-]
Drinking and smoking pot at the same time do not mix. Eventually you will start to become dizzy, and for some reason while smoking marajauna at the same time it gives you the spins, which is like constantly turning around in a circle even when you close your eyes. It is so god damned nausiating, and generally unpleasant that I refuse to drink whilst I'm smoking.
User avatar #56 to #41 - kaycie (12/22/2013) [-]
I had the spins so bad one night, I thought it was because I was so dehydrated I am constantly dehydrated, I drink one glass of liquid about once a day so I drank a bottle of water thinking it would make me feel better.
I have this thing where I cant burp, so I felt super bloated, but I felt like I needed the water

I ended up throwing up the water, but I felt perfectly fine right after

Never mixed smoking and drinking again
#94 to #41 - vatra (12/22/2013) [-]
The spins.. It's called vertigo dude.

kaycie
#100 to #94 - kaycie (12/22/2013) [-]
weed.. It's called marijuana dude.

same thing just a more casual word for it.
#101 to #100 - vatra (12/22/2013) [-]
Your guy's conversation is the first I've ever heard it called that lol.
Your guy's conversation is the first I've ever heard it called that lol.
#102 to #101 - kaycie (12/23/2013) [-]
hmm
everyone I know calls it the spins
User avatar #103 to #102 - vatra (12/23/2013) [-]
Everyone I've heard talk about it either saying vertigo or "everything is spinning" in other words not really giving it a name. West coast USA here, where are you at?
User avatar #104 to #103 - kaycie (12/23/2013) [-]
east coast, *****
User avatar #105 to #104 - vatra (12/23/2013) [-]
Maybe that's it? Though there is no guarantee that the dude that started this thread is from either of those, could be from China for all we know.
User avatar #113 to #41 - gmarrox (12/23/2013) [-]
I'm fine if I drink first and then smoke, but for some reason if you reverse the order I get really tired and nauseous.
#93 - tehsnoo (12/22/2013) [-]
>be 23
>beta as **** but managed to have a 7/10 girlfriend
>gf on her way over
>had movie, dinner, and condoms (just in case)
>everything is perfect; even wore cologne ( **** off, I was pretty beta)
>things got hot and heavy ******** .jpg
>we started making out
>she took off my pants
>then I turned on the TV
>nobody likes when you're 23
User avatar #109 to #93 - bigsteamingpile (12/23/2013) [-]
Made me lol harder than the OP. Thumb for you, your Tom picture, and your Blink reference.
#120 to #93 - kanatana (12/23/2013) [-]
Oh god, I listened to this song about half an hour ago, I lost it so hard my dog is looking at me funny. Thumb for you.
Oh god, I listened to this song about half an hour ago, I lost it so hard my dog is looking at me funny. Thumb for you.
#96 to #93 - misscarriage (12/22/2013) [-]
so you watched a movie, ate food and a condom? Did she eat one too? That's not beta dude, that's helmet-special. you sure that 7 wasn't a fist?
User avatar #126 to #96 - ryderjbudde (12/23/2013) [-]
As in he had possession of those three things.
#134 to #126 - misscarriage (12/23/2013) [-]
thanks. I didn't understand.

**** SOME OF YOU ARE STUPID.

oops, that was supposed to be in a spoiler. really, it was.
User avatar #137 to #134 - ryderjbudde (12/23/2013) [-]
You insulted me, ow, stop.
#97 to #96 - tehsnoo (12/22/2013) [-]
I think you're reading into it just a little too much.
#98 to #97 - misscarriage (12/22/2013) [-]
I think you ate a condom?
User avatar #107 to #93 - angrypapagenu (12/23/2013) [-]
That's about the time she walked away from me
#121 - gustaviaable (12/23/2013) [-]
>Be 13
>Missed
User avatar #123 to #80 - pjnona (12/23/2013) [-]
That movie is funny as hell!
User avatar #90 to #80 - captainstinkypinky (12/22/2013) [-]
"Really? No regrets? Not even, say, one letter?"
#48 - josieabby (12/22/2013) [-]
HFW
HFW
User avatar #110 to #48 - smokekusheveryday (12/23/2013) [-]
What season of family guy is this
User avatar #115 to #110 - josieabby (12/23/2013) [-]
Pretty sure it's season 3 episode 13.
User avatar #116 to #115 - smokekusheveryday (12/23/2013) [-]
aweomse thanks!!
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