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#59785 - darksideofthebeast
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(27 minutes ago) [-]
Wooo, got to see 'em win in Chicago, boys!
Fuckin' great night, fight within first 5 minutes, no goals until last period, kunitz scored 2.
Shit was tight af.
#59784 - totodigatr
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(40 minutes ago) [-]
>Champions League week
>0 (Zero) posts about it on a "sports" board


Stop being so american and fat, holy shit.
#59782 - saltyfries ONLINE
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(2 hours ago) [-]
GIF
Today is Wednesday, this time i actually have time to do predictions b4 Thursday! Also the Packers are on a Bye week early this season so I won't have a separate comment for those morons this week.
Thursday
Miami @ Cincy, both 1-2 and need to win, however Cincy is having it worse by losing the last 2 games and Miami won against the Browns, which is still losing. To be fair Cincy lost to the defensive powerhouse that is the Broncos. I give Cincy this one, 26-20.
SUNDAY!
Tenn @ Houston, skullnigga committed sepuku, he brought dishonor on JJ Watt who's now out for the season and apparently it's serious, his back is so bad he may lose all production, yikes. Their offense is going to have to go to overdrive just to compensate knowing their defense is fucked now, also Browns are so bad a Titan's practice squad QB stayed with them instead of going to the Browns. I give the Titans this one, 20-13.
Indy vs Jax at Wembley, Colts barely beat SD last week while Jax are looking for their first win, and unfortunately a tour at the Jaguar headquarters isn't going to help them but they could use all the horsepower they can get. Indy wins 28-21.
Browns @ Washington, I don't remember ever a team starting 3 different QB's in the opening 3 weeks, that's pathetic. To backup Kessler, they just signed Whitehurst. Meanwhile the luck DID run out for NYG so Cousins is back on the up and up for the team! BOLD PREDICTION! This is the blowout game of the week! Redskins win 42-3, 2ND BOLD PREDICTION! Kessler tosses 3 int's and 1 is for a TD. 3RD BOLD PREDICTION! We get the first ever football cycle in the NFL, Punt Return for TD, Kick Return for TD, Int for TD, Fumble for TD, Run and Pass for TD's, because the Browns suck that bad this year.
Seattle @ NYJ, Seattle bitchslapped the 49ers and showed them that even Seattle is more American than Colin. Oops, did I just Russell some Wilsons? Meanwhile NYJ's Fitzpatrick tossed a career high 6 int's last week against the Chiefs, meanwhile Favre is laughing knowing he's in the hall of fame despite throwing that many once, but he's in Fitzpatrick won't be. Seattle wins with more QB troubles out of NYJ, 34-7, all that money for Fitzpatrick, sheesh.
Bills @ Patriots, OH SHIT NIGGERS IT'S WEEK 4! That means one more QB to start and then good ole Brady is back! With Jacoby out and Jimmy out, it's Edleman time? Meanwhile Bills got a stunning win against Carson and the Cards, Bills D getting together under the T-Rex, Recking everyone. This will be the Pats only loss in a technical upset pick, Bills win 24-10. Pats will be 15-1 this year once Brady is back, back again, Brady's back, tell a friend.
Panthers @ Atlanta, Panthers pulled the same mistake the Packers made, losing to the Vikings without Teddy or Peterson, which is now scary impressive because that's not supposed to happen, what's supposed to happen is that the Vikings are supposed to be demoralized by losing their 2 best players and Bradford sucking because new system and team. Injuries kill teams, NOT MAKE THEM BETTER! Meanwhile Atlanta showing fire power in that offense, this one will be a fun one. I give Panthers the win in a offensive showcase 38-35.
Oakland @ Baltimore, Raven's D still got it, and they're facing the young Derek Carr who might have issues with this one, they scored only 17 against the lowly Titans in their win, that won't be enough against the Ravens. Raven's win defensively 17-3.
Detroit @ Chicago, god damn Detroit nearly pulled it off against a moronic Packer team that was up 31-10 at halftime. I swear to god McCarthy NEEDS to stop playing not to lose when we run the score up, you can't let teams get back into it or else you lose all momentum. Meanwhile Cutler's hurt again what else is new? Have suddenk and spazzin committed sepuku yet? I don't even know. Detroit wins 27-14
#59783 to #59782 - saltyfries ONLINE
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(2 hours ago) [-]
ok so I will need a 2nd comment, this shit is too fun   
   
Denver @ TB, oh shit TB you done fucked up now, you lost to the LA Rams, and now you're facing a Broncos team that just doesn't lose with that Defense.  Jameis gonna get creamed this week, good.  Broncos win in a defensive showcase with my pick for a shutout!  20-0.   
LA Rams @ Zona, now the Rams have a disadvantage going to Zona in terms of timezones, also Zona is pissed again, Carson is getting old and didn't look good last week, and this usually means a bounce back win, in big fashion.  Zona wins 31-17.   
NO @ SD, it's finally time for Brees vs Rivers, former teammates remember!  Rivers and co. are struggling because they're not giving the ball enough to MG3 and don't block well enough.  While Brees and Saints just have shitty luck and a shitty D.  I see San Diego stealing one here with Rivers overtaking Brees.  NO continues shitty luck losing 28-24.   
Dallas @ SF, Dallas Texas is one of the most American cities on the planet, they're extremely pissed off at BLM, what with a BLM supporter shooting at cops, and god rest those cops man, racial tensions need to stop because it's fucking made up by the media, and i'm not saying racism doesn't exist, it does, but it's isolated, and it's easily curable, unlike what the media portrays. Anyway, Dak Prescott is lit yo, he may have only 1 TD so far, but 0 Int's, he's managing the game perfectly for them and that allowed them to have 2 wins so far.  Dallas gonna keep it up, they win 31-10.   
KC @ Pitt, oh boy, I'm surprised what happened to the Steelers against Wentz, didn't expect that like the Spanish Inquisition.  KC's pass D is lit yo, Big Ben, you better be on your A game brother!  KC wins in a nail biter 24-21 thanks to its Pass D.   
Monday Night   
NYG @ Minnesota, like I said about them damn Vikings, they shouldn't be winning with the amount of injuries they have, it ain't right.  They need to stop winning and stop winning NOW!  That luck can't go on forever like the Giants against the Redskins.  I'm calling for the Giants to stop them, because the Giants keep stopping the Packers from winning when I want the Packers to win most.  Go Giants!  Lord Zed style (Power Rangers reference niggas!)
ok so I will need a 2nd comment, this shit is too fun

Denver @ TB, oh shit TB you done fucked up now, you lost to the LA Rams, and now you're facing a Broncos team that just doesn't lose with that Defense. Jameis gonna get creamed this week, good. Broncos win in a defensive showcase with my pick for a shutout! 20-0.
LA Rams @ Zona, now the Rams have a disadvantage going to Zona in terms of timezones, also Zona is pissed again, Carson is getting old and didn't look good last week, and this usually means a bounce back win, in big fashion. Zona wins 31-17.
NO @ SD, it's finally time for Brees vs Rivers, former teammates remember! Rivers and co. are struggling because they're not giving the ball enough to MG3 and don't block well enough. While Brees and Saints just have shitty luck and a shitty D. I see San Diego stealing one here with Rivers overtaking Brees. NO continues shitty luck losing 28-24.
Dallas @ SF, Dallas Texas is one of the most American cities on the planet, they're extremely pissed off at BLM, what with a BLM supporter shooting at cops, and god rest those cops man, racial tensions need to stop because it's fucking made up by the media, and i'm not saying racism doesn't exist, it does, but it's isolated, and it's easily curable, unlike what the media portrays. Anyway, Dak Prescott is lit yo, he may have only 1 TD so far, but 0 Int's, he's managing the game perfectly for them and that allowed them to have 2 wins so far. Dallas gonna keep it up, they win 31-10.
KC @ Pitt, oh boy, I'm surprised what happened to the Steelers against Wentz, didn't expect that like the Spanish Inquisition. KC's pass D is lit yo, Big Ben, you better be on your A game brother! KC wins in a nail biter 24-21 thanks to its Pass D.
Monday Night
NYG @ Minnesota, like I said about them damn Vikings, they shouldn't be winning with the amount of injuries they have, it ain't right. They need to stop winning and stop winning NOW! That luck can't go on forever like the Giants against the Redskins. I'm calling for the Giants to stop them, because the Giants keep stopping the Packers from winning when I want the Packers to win most. Go Giants! Lord Zed style (Power Rangers reference niggas!)
#59781 - totallynatedrake ONLINE
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(4 hours ago) [-]
jesus christ that steelers game was cringe
#59769 - anon
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(5 hours ago) [-]
ill be top 5 no problem
#59770 to #59769 - whitelapras ONLINE
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(5 hours ago) [-]
wrong team and forgot to login
#59772 to #59770 - MillionsKnives
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(5 hours ago) [-]
Shit dude, are you like in a 6 man league or something?
#59773 to #59772 - whitelapras ONLINE
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(5 hours ago) [-]
10 man. max option was 12 but no one was joining
#59774 to #59773 - MillionsKnives
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(5 hours ago) [-]
Well good draft, as long as Bread-man is as good as he was last year.
#59775 to #59774 - whitelapras ONLINE
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(5 hours ago) [-]
i figure he might even be better
#59776 to #59775 - MillionsKnives
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(5 hours ago) [-]
More than likely he will be, but you just never know these days. Though I guess it's not like he's young.
#59777 to #59776 - whitelapras ONLINE
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(5 hours ago) [-]
24 is still young
#59778 to #59777 - MillionsKnives
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(5 hours ago) [-]
I mean he's not going to regress like a 19 or 20 year old tends to do after a good freshman campaign.
#59779 to #59778 - whitelapras ONLINE
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(5 hours ago) [-]
exactly. what site do you use for fantasy hockey?
#59780 to #59779 - MillionsKnives
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(5 hours ago) [-]
Not on one this year. My friends and I did it for a few years but they don't know too much about hockey and every year it was either my brother or I winning so we just stopped.
#59756 - darealsnooki
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(9 hours ago) [-]
There is something that I have always wondered about that Falls Count Anywhere match between Jeff Hardy and Umaga at One Night Stand 2008, and that is "How in the hell could Jeff pull that off when there are obvious hard bumps on that railing?"

It had to feel awkward.

saltyfries, batmanuel, brothergrimm
#59761 to #59756 - saltyfries ONLINE
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(9 hours ago) [-]
GIF
He probably got Matt to delete them
#59758 to #59756 - damandan ONLINE
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(9 hours ago) [-]
He was probably so high he didnt feel it
#59760 to #59758 - damandan ONLINE
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(9 hours ago) [-]
jesus why is my pic so big
#59762 to #59760 - saltyfries ONLINE
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(9 hours ago) [-]
testing, I wanna see this too
#59763 to #59762 - saltyfries ONLINE
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(9 hours ago) [-]
shit it is bigger...
#59759 to #59758 - darealsnooki
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(9 hours ago) [-]
#59757 to #59756 - brothergrimm ONLINE
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(9 hours ago) [-]
That is an excellent question......
#59754 - PopcornViking ONLINE
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(10 hours ago) [-]
Star Wilson, Cousins, or Smith
#59767 to #59754 - theguyishere
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(8 hours ago) [-]
Wilson might not even play this week.
#59765 to #59754 - uglychino ONLINE
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(8 hours ago) [-]
It's a flip between Wilson and Cousins to me.
#59755 to #59754 - PopcornViking ONLINE
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(10 hours ago) [-]
start*
#59752 - PopcornViking
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#59749 - saltyfries ONLINE
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(21 hours ago) [-]
with so much god damn negativity going around, it's hard to stay positive these days, so I wanna ask you guys an ITT, a question.

ITT: The most uplifting memory you ever had watching your favorite team? Whether it's as simple as them beating a rival to death, to winning titles in grand fashion, give me some feel good.
#59771 to #59749 - MillionsKnives
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(5 hours ago) [-]
I was at the Packers/Lions game with the Hail Mary. We had Lions fans talking shit to us the whole game and when the game ended they disappeared while we were celebrating.
#59766 to #59749 - chronoeagle
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(8 hours ago) [-]
Ohio state coming back and beating Alabama was great. After watching them lose those 2 NC ten years ago it felt really good.
#59768 to #59766 - saltyfries ONLINE
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(6 hours ago) [-]
yeah you can shut up about OSU
#59753 to #59749 - themanwithnoplan
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(10 hours ago) [-]
The last colts game was the first time I went to a game at Lucas Oil, the place was electric the last two minutes

There have been higher moments than not being 0-3 but that was the first time I was there for something like that
#59751 to #59749 - PopcornViking ONLINE
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(14 hours ago) [-]
Stepan's OT goal in game 7 vs Washington

Flores' HR a few days after crying on the field thinking he'd been traded
#59750 to #59749 - whitelapras ONLINE
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(20 hours ago) [-]
when the oilers drafted darnell nurse i was super pumped and he will always be my favourite player
#59746 - suddenk
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(09/28/2016) [-]
RIP Skullnigga. JJ Watt might be out for the season
#59747 to #59746 - themanwithnoplan
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(09/28/2016) [-]
I thought we buried the texans hype train Thursday

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