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User avatar #4 - merrymarvelite (04/22/2014) [-]
I have a Chinese friend. Her name is 孫惠君.
User avatar #8 to #4 - badmonkey ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
I doubt you call her by her Chinese name, unless you speak Chinese as well
User avatar #32 to #8 - cocoman (04/22/2014) [-]
In English her name is Bob.
obviously.
User avatar #37 to #4 - skiskate (04/22/2014) [-]
incredibly gifted spoon.
User avatar #9 to #4 - huewut (04/22/2014) [-]
Sun Huijun?
#23 - catburglarpenis (04/22/2014) [-]
Everyone in Korea has the last name Pak/Park. My buddy married a chick named Hyun-Ah and when he took his new wife back to America, he kept telling everyone that her name was"Hannah".   
   
She took him aside and was like "My name's not Hannah!" and he was like   
   
"My family doesn't speak Dragon-Tongue!"   
   
She got so upset she had to go do math to calm herself down.
Everyone in Korea has the last name Pak/Park. My buddy married a chick named Hyun-Ah and when he took his new wife back to America, he kept telling everyone that her name was"Hannah".

She took him aside and was like "My name's not Hannah!" and he was like

"My family doesn't speak Dragon-Tongue!"

She got so upset she had to go do math to calm herself down.
#38 - skiskate (04/22/2014) [-]
I was going to say this post is ******** but then I remembered that I have a friend named Dang Ding Bo
#13 - stepsword (04/22/2014) [-]
I have a chinese friend who's name is 你是白痴
User avatar #35 to #13 - xenoquack (04/22/2014) [-]
chingchongchingchongchingchong

japanman
User avatar #36 to #13 - YourAnalProbe (04/22/2014) [-]
chinaexplain pls
User avatar #16 to #13 - haranaslicer (04/22/2014) [-]
但是,谁是手机吗?
User avatar #18 to #16 - sqman (04/22/2014) [-]
ಮೂಲ ಪೋಸ್ಟರ್ ಜಗಮಗಿಸುತ್ತಿದೆ ಸಲಿಂಗಕಾಮಿ
User avatar #20 to #18 - catburglarpenis (04/22/2014) [-]
Looks like there's another doctor on FunnyJunk.
User avatar #39 to #18 - thetoasterofdeath ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
translation The original poster is a flaming homosexual
#31 - vivalayllwfj (04/22/2014) [-]
I know a guy, his name is phong. One day we were chillin in his alley n i dropped a pipe, his mother poked her head out the window and asked if we called her. I 			****		 you not.   
   
Pic semi-related. Only Gif i have of someone dropping something
I know a guy, his name is phong. One day we were chillin in his alley n i dropped a pipe, his mother poked her head out the window and asked if we called her. I **** you not.

Pic semi-related. Only Gif i have of someone dropping something
User avatar #5 - adolfsatan (04/22/2014) [-]
Seriously, if someone is born in America he/she is american, it doesn't matter where your parents come from.
User avatar #29 to #5 - skullhead (04/22/2014) [-]
Well by that logic, you're saying that if a dog is born in a barn then it must be a horse.
#45 to #29 - adolfsatan (04/22/2014) [-]
I see your point.

I was born in a bathtub, so I must be a bath sponge.
#19 to #5 - Rascal (04/22/2014) [-]
yes, because your ancestry in no way influences your upbringing and all people born in america have the exact same culture. ******* idiot.

Hell, just among my friends i have seen like four different ways of practicing Christmas, generally according to race. I'm am of German and Irish ancestry. I was completely blown away by the fact that so many of my Mexican friends didn't know what bratwurst is. you can't take the diversity of american culture and give it a single label, in most cases the heritage plays a massive role in the practices and culture of the individuals.

tl:dr go **** yourself
#25 to #19 - rakoom (04/22/2014) [-]
The pic is the gay flag with the oh-so-famous swatzika on it (most likely spelled wrong, but **** it).

He's trolling.

And you're eating it whole.
User avatar #33 to #25 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
To be fair, he could have been talking about nationality, not culture.
#34 to #33 - rakoom (04/22/2014) [-]
Hm... Yeah that's actually true. Christ, I'm too damn quick to assume the worst.
#26 to #25 - rakoom (04/22/2014) [-]
Fuuuuck, forgot this
And more obviously, his username.
#6 to #5 - Rascal (04/22/2014) [-]
Or, you know, let them make that choice.

Just because you're a country of immigrants doesn't mean everyone has to give up their heritage.
#42 to #6 - Rascal (04/22/2014) [-]
i'm pretty sure hes just saying that you're legally an american.

but any chance to jump down someone's throat about nationalities will never be ignored on fj
User avatar #22 - joshthepoet (04/22/2014) [-]
I used to have a korean friend in high school whose name was chin chin
His brother was chin chan
#17 - nargogh (04/22/2014) [-]
I work in the company full of Chinese people. In general, all of them have both Chinese and European names. For example, real name of guy is WeiQin, but everybody calls him Allan.
User avatar #28 to #17 - tkuja (04/22/2014) [-]
one guy at work was called gok, english name tony

i dont see the need for it
#2 - brandoncody (04/22/2014) [-]
**brandoncody rolled image**
#27 - Rascal (04/22/2014) [-]
Americans be like: LOL MY GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER WAS IRISH SO I CAN CELEBRATE ST PATRICKS DAY, IT'S MY HERITAGE, **** off you're not Irish.
User avatar #40 - thetoasterofdeath ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
オリジナルポスターは、ポケモンに自慰行為をするのが好
User avatar #41 to #40 - killerliquid (04/22/2014) [-]
>chinese post
>Japanese comment
User avatar #43 to #41 - thetoasterofdeath ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
comment #18 is in ******* kannada
User avatar #44 to #43 - killerliquid (04/22/2014) [-]
no idea why the **** he posted either
User avatar #30 - Sacrifice (04/22/2014) [-]
Not so Fun Fact!
Most Chinese (or the one's I've met, anyway) living in an English country have two names. Their native names, and an English "business" name. For example, a guy I know's first name is something like Chuen, but he goes by the name Peter for business. And a girl I went to school with had some virtually unpronouncable name at home, but was called Hayley in the schoolyard.
User avatar #24 - mkgt (04/22/2014) [-]
I did the same thing with a claw machine.


SQUIIID-WAARD
User avatar #3 - higaphix (04/22/2014) [-]
2 facebook posts in a row wat
#1 - astarothaufromage (04/21/2014) [-]
Whoa whoa whao. She'sprobably San Francisco China town kinda chinese, rather tahn actually from China. I know this brother and sister who are name Yei and Mei. Those are the spoon names. Their parents are dicks tho, because that just sounds like teh dutch words for you and me.
User avatar #7 to #1 - badmonkey ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
I call ******** , there is no Chinese character that's pronounced "Yei"
#10 to #7 - astarothaufromage (04/22/2014) [-]
Well I can see why you make the connection to the Chinese language, but to be honest I have no idea where they are from. I ca't tell the difference. If I had to guess I'd say Indonesia, considering most Asians in Holland have Indonesian roots. But then again, they usually have long names.

By the way, how come you know chinese I assume mandarin characters anyway?
User avatar #21 to #10 - badmonkey ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Well duh, you mentioned Chinese once and China twice in your previous sentence, of course I'm going to assume you meant the siblings are Chinese.
There is only one type of Chinese characters: Chinese characters. The difference is in spoken language; Mandarin and Cantonese are the most commonly heard outside of China while many others are spoken throughout different Chinese provinces. However the major population will most likely also speak Mandarin, since it's the "official" spoken language
As for how do I know the characters, I'm an American-born-Chinese and lived most of my life in Hong Kong, where the government promotes biliteracy and trilingualism, so I'm fluent in English, Cantonese and Mandarin
User avatar #11 to #10 - indonesia (04/22/2014) [-]
there's no Chinese people in Indonesia named "Yei"
#12 to #11 - astarothaufromage (04/22/2014) [-]
I seem to be learning more about Asia every 15 minutes I spend on this website. I don't suppose you have a clue what their origin could be then?
User avatar #15 to #12 - indonesia (04/22/2014) [-]
and we read minds too
User avatar #14 to #12 - indonesia (04/22/2014) [-]
if "Yui" there's one but not Chinese. it's from Japan.
it's true most Asians in Holland have Indonesian roots, but that's wrong if saying all Asians in Holland are Chinese, our race are same, Mongoloid en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongoloid but there's different type. like eyes (Indonesian doesn't have small eyes), and not yellow skin like most Asians, more like dark skin more like chocolate sun tan
I'm a dark skin myself, but not Negroids, more like dark skin in some hentai don't judge.
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